It's called the WEki camp for a reason, comrade!

Communism is when the government does stuff. The more stuff the government does, the more communism it is.

History

Communism was invented by Carl Communism. He and his funny friend from England thought real hard about how things sucked. Then they realized what if things weren't suck, and so they did. Their case was so persuasive that the ideology's adherents have all been on the same page ever since. Cooper Capitalism didn't like that. So he said, "Things exist," establishing the long-standing rivalry we know and hate.

 

In popular culture

  • Most notably mentioned in the hit game Hypnospace Outlaw, when an ingame character writes on their page, "How do I move my page to Goodtime Valley? No offense to you all but I am not a communist so I would like to go there"