Cookie Run Kingdom
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Cookie Run Kingdom is an Evil Gacha game most notable for featuring Cookies as the main characters.
The other thing Cookie Run Kingdom is most known for is the fact that the flavors of the cookies make no sense at all.
Cookies that aren't real
Here is a list of flavors that "Big Cookie" wants you to believe make sense.
The name, flavor and rarity of the cookie are all lore from the game, however, the rating is my opinion on how tasty the cookies would be IRL.
I'm going based on their name alone, however, if the flavor isn't based on a real type of cookie, I will check the ingame text to double check that the name isn't just a Misnomer.
| Rarity | Name | Flavor | Rating | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Common | Gingerbrave | Gingerbread | 10/10 | That's exactly what I'm looking for in these flavors. It's normal, it's tasty! |
| Common | Strawberry Cookie | Strawberry | 9/10 | It's knocked down one point because I'm presuming it's using fresh strawberries and I feel like that wouldn't work as well in a cookie. |
| Common | Ninja Cookie | Ninja | 0/10 | That's a person. gross. His ingame text says his flavor is unknown. Brother, that's a person. |
| Common | Muscle Cookie | Protein Powder[1] | 1/10 | Ingame text says he is full of protein powder and is kneaded for three weeks. That sounds fucking gross. But it IS technically edible, and protein powder is usually sweet so... 1 point. |
| Common | Wizard Cookie | Wizard | 1/10 | Wizards aren't real so maybe they taste good???? But still. Person. |
| Common | Angel Cookie | Angel | 1/10 | See above. Also this cookie is nonbinary. Cool! |
| Common | Beet Cookie | Beet | 4/10 | Beets are commonly used in desserts for color... so maybe it doesn't taste half bad? Prolly needs a lot of sugar though. |
| Rare | Devil Cookie | Cola[1] | 5/10 | Ingame text says they taste like cola. Although, apparently bat extract was used, and I think that sounds a bit gross. |
| Rare | Custard Cooki IIIe | Custard | 10/10 | mmmmmmm custard.... |
| Rare | Clover Cookie | Clover | 10/10 | After a bit of research, apparently clover is 1) completely safe to eat, and 2) slightly sweet with a nutty flavor and is often used in dessert. I would 100% eat that cookie. |
| Rare | Carrot Cookie | Carrot | 10/10 | I love carrot cake and i think its prolly flavored like that. yummy... |
| Rare | Avocado Cookie | Avocado | 4/10 | I'm allergic to avocado.... so I can't eat it. BUT, I do know avocados are generally pretty neutral on the sweet/savory scale, and can serve as an alternative to butter in certain cases. It's probably not bad! |
| Rare | Pancake Cookie | Pancake | 10/10 | mmmmmmmm pancake..... i am allergic to maple syrup but im imagining that he has "pancake syrup" made of corn syrup instead. |
| Rare | Onion Cookie | Onion | 0/10 | her tears are onion juice and shes always crying... i like onion but like.... on a cookie??? no shot. |
| Rare | Gumball Cookie | Bubble Gum | 1/10 | I could see a world in which this is tasty, but having GUM in your cookies is WILD work. Bubble gum doesnt even taste that good as a flavor!!! |
| Rare | Blackberry Cookie | Blackberry | 10/10 | Blackberries are very tart, but I think it could work. I would 100% eat this cookie. |
| Rare | Adventurer Cookie | Adventure | 0/10 | That is a concept and I can't eat a conceptual cookie, only real ones. ZERO OUT OF TEN. |
| Rare | Alchemist Cookie | Grape | 2/10 | That seems like a real flavor to me, but she also is always handling poison so I wouldn't trust it. |
| Rare | Cherry Cookie | Cherry | 9/10 | Yeah that's a fruit flavor. I'd try it. -1 point though, check Strawberry Cookie for reason. |
| Rare | Knight Cookie | White Chocolate + Milk Foam | 9/10 | I don't care if you are like "EWWW white chocolate?? thats gross!!!" check the other cookies on the list! this is up there as a tasty cookie trust. -1 point for foam on a cookie though. I don't want soggy cookies. |
| Rare | Princess Cookie | Princess | 0/10 | People aren't cookies. People are people... |
| Special | Marshmallow Bunny Cookie | Bunny Shaped Marshmallow | 10/10 | I like peeps... so yeah I'd eat this. I feel like marshmallow flavor would be really good in a cookie. |
| Special | Cream Ferret Cookie | Ferret Cream/Cream Ferret | 2/10 | the fuck is a cream ferret??? it makes more sense as ferret cream since ferrets are mammals... but gross. whatever. 2/10 because im giving them the benefit of the doubt here. |
| Special | Icicle Yeti Cookie | Yeti Icicle/Icicle Yeti | 0/10 | LITERALLY WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE STORY IS NOT A COOKIE. Used to be an icicle and then became a "yeti cookie" after some magic. the fuck is a yeti cookie. pick a lane. |
| Special | Snapdragon Cookie | Snapdragon | 4/10 | Same shit as Beet Cookie. Snapdragons are edible and won't poison you, but are basically purely decorative as they range from having no flavor to a very bitter flavor. |
| Special | BTS Cookies | BTS Members | 0/10 | these are all people. I'm fully ignoring anyone who says "ooo i want to taste those" gross get the fuck out of my house. |
| Special | Tails Cookie | Tails the Fox | 0/10 | I love tails. I would never eat him..! |
| Special | Sonic Cookie | Sonic the Hedgehog | 0/10 | I don't love sonic as much as I love tails but i still won't eat him. |
| Epic | Salt Cellar Cookie | Salt | 2/10 | A little bit of salt in a cookie helps to bring out the flavor but I don't trust that they were able to restrain themselves when baking this cookie. |
| Epic | Charcoal Cookie | Charcoal | 8/10 | Charcoal is kind of a nothing flavor, but yeah sure. I'll eat it. Not excitedly, but I will eat it. |
| Epic | Menthol Cookie | Menthol | 6/10 | I would eat it and it wouldn't be the end of the world, but I wouldn't be very happy about the whole thing. |
| Epic | Seltzer Cookie | Seltzer | 10/10 | I like selzters a lot. I drink them all the time. Apparently she doesn't have any other added flavors to her cookie, she's literally just a normal default cookie that was made with seltzer. Yeah sure I'll eat it. |
| Epic | Grapefruit Cookie | Grapefruit | 8/10 | Grapefruit kind of sucks as a flavor but I recognize it as a popular flavor regardless. |
| Epic | Lime Cookie | Lime | 10/10 | I like lime :) |
| Epic | Manju Cookie | Manju | 10/10 | I've never heard of a manju before, but after some googling, I discovered that it looks quite tasty! I would happily eat one. |
| Epic | Jagae Cookie | Seashells | 0/10 | This is literally a plotpoint in snapcube's real time fandub of Kingdom Hearts. |
| Epic | Orange Cookie | Orange | 10/10 | I like orange :) |
| Epic | Lemon Cookie | Lemon | 100000/10 | LITERALLY MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF COOKIE!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Epic | Cream Soda Cookie | Cream Soda | 8/10 | I don't like regular soda, but sure, yeah I'll try it. I'll update this page if I ever get the chance to try a cream soda cookie. |
| Epic | Pavlova Cookie | Pavlova | 10/10 | Upon googling, I really really want to try this. |
| Epic | Agar Agar Cookie | Agar Agar | 8/10 | Another nothing flavor, but I have had cookies with jello inside of them before and they were actually quite good. I believe it could be good as well. |
| Epic | Wedding Cake Cookie | Wedding Cake | 8/10 | What separates a wedding cake from a regular cake???????? and how would you put that in a cookie???? |
| Epic | Black Forest Cookie | Black Forest Cake | 10/10 | Black Forest Cake is just a rich chocolate cake and hell yeah I love chocolate cookies! |
| Epic | Black Sapphire Cookie | Grape | 7/10 | Apparently there's a variety of grape that is referred to as a "Black Sapphire" in Korean. So he's grape flavored. A singular bonus point for my relief upon realizing he's not literally a rock. Though I will note he doesn't even look like a cookie at all. |
| Epic | Candy Apple Cookie | Candy Apple | 9/10 | Yeah sure that sounds good. Not sure how you'd go about it, but I'm willing to try. -1 point because apparently the candy is so sticky that it seals your lips shut. Not good for a cookie, but it's nice that I won't have to see the inside of anyones mouth while they chew. |
| Epic | Okchun Cookie | Okchun-dang | 9/10 | Based on a traditional korean candy. It looks good and cookie shaped, so yeah sure I'll try it. |
| Epic | Green Tea Mousse Cookie | Green Tea Mousse | 6/10 | I don't like green tea, but I do find it funny that they went "oh shit we can't make our cookie a drink so uhhh... mousse made out of the green tea" while we have shit like CREAM SODA COOKIE. |
| Epic | Pudding a la Mode Cookie | Pudding with Ice Cream | 9/10 | Yeah sure I'll try that. No idea why the pudding is a la mode, but sure. |
| Epic | Choco Drizzle Cookie | Dark Chocolate with Chocolate Drizzle | 8/10 | Apparently she's super bitter. But I'm willing to try it! |
| Epic | Red Osmanthus Cookie | Red Osmanthus | 9/10 | I don't mind a floral flavor. It seems like the way the cookie would be made would be through tea infusion and that sounds fancy. |
| Epic | Golden Osmanthus Cookie | Golden Osmanthus | 9/10 | Same thing as Red Osmanthus cookie |
| Epic | Smoked Cheese Cookie | Smoked Cheese | 5/10 | I like cheese but not that much |
| Epic | Nutmeg Tiger Cookie | Nutmeg | 10/10 | mmmmm nutmeg... |
| Epic | White Coral Cookie | Coral | 0/10 | THATS CORAL? they really dropped the ball with the milky way cookies |
| Epic | Peach Blossom Cookie | Peach Blossom | 5/10 | Yeah sure I would try that. |
| Epic | Cloud Haetae Cookie | Haetae | 1/10 | A mythical beast from folklore. Maybe tasty but I don't wanna risk the chances |
| Epic | Street Urchin Cookie | Child/Sea Urchin[2] | 0/10 | Either way doesn't seem like a good cookie flavor... |
| Epic | Caramel Choux Cookie | Caramel Choux | 10/10 | ohhhh my godddd....... my mouth is watering... that sounds so fucking good |
| Epic | Butter Roll Cookie | Butter Roll | 10/10 | hfgsjkfhjkgfgfshdjkgfslhgfds oh my god they sound so good. what the fuck |
| Epic | Matcha Cookie | Matcha | 8/10 | Not a fan of matcha but that is a cookie I have seen in my life! I know people like it :) |
| Epic | Mercurial Knight Cookie | Mercury (Element) | 0/10 | That's straight up poison. That'll kill ya. Nope. BAAAAD idea. |
| Epic | Silverbell Cookie | Silver[3] | 0/10 | Silver is bad for you and will poison you if ingested in cookie quantities. Though silver is largely flavorless! |
| Epic | Rebel Cookie | Rebel | 0/10 | that's a person... guys. this cookie is based on a historical figure. you can't just put "cookie" at the end and go "oh its fine hes a cookie now!" THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS! |
| Epic | Creme Brulee Cookie | Cream Brulee | 10/10 | yummy..... i love cream brulee..... |
| Epic | Linzer Cookie | Linzer Cookies | 10/10 | I LOVE THOSE COOKIES YUMMMY |
| Epic | Olive Cookie | Olives | 6/10 | what the hell man. only higher than a 5 because i feel like ive eaten cookies made with olive oil by poor bakers that don't understand the difference between vegetable oil and olive oil. and trust... you can taste it. |
| Epic | Mozzarella Cookie | Mozzarella | 1/10 | I could be swayed to change my opinion. This is another one that I would need to taste in order to properly rate |
| Epic | Fettuccine Cookie | Fettuccine Alfredo | 1/10 | Same as mozzarella but the likelyhood that my opinion would change is even lower. |
| Epic | Burnt Cheese Cookie | Basque Cheesecake | 7/10 | I was originally going to rank this very low, but upon trying to figure out what kind of cheese he is, I found out that hes a CHEESECAKE??? i havent had this kind before, and the burnt is scaring me a bit, but it seems tasty. |
| Epic | Frilled Jellyfish Cookie | Moon Jellyfish | 4/10 | Apparently people can eat jellyfish, and moon jellies are completely safe to eat. What the fuck. It's salty apparently, but it seems like people have made jellyfish desserts before so.... I dunno. I'd try it but only if someone else ate it first. |
| Epic | Peppermint Cookie | Peppermint | 8/10 | Not my favorite flavor, but I would eat it. I've eaten peppermint cookies before. Just not a big fan. |
| Epic | Black Lemonade Cookie | Black Lemonade | 9/10 | Sure, I'd try it, although I'm under the assumption that "black lemonade" is just lemonade with charcoal mixed in. |
| Epic | Rockstar Cookie | Rockstar | 0/10 | This is a JOB. guys. yall. please. please. |
| Epic | Tarte Tatin Cookie | Tarte Tatin | 10/10 | yet another one I googled and then went "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" |
| Epic | Royal Margarine Cookie | Margarine | 8/10 | Margarine doesnt taste good, but IT IS used in place of butter in dairy free baking recipes, and I do love a dairy free cookie. |
| Epic | Kougin-Amann Cookie | Kougin-Amann | 10/10 | That shit looks tasty as hell |
| Epic | Prune Juice Cookie | Prune Juice | 7/10 | I would just be careful to not eat more than one |
| Epic | Space Donut | Donut | 10/10 | Not a cookie and im afraid what the "space" means in terms of flavor, but i do like donuts.... |
| Epic | Blueberry Pie Cookie | Blueberry Pie | 9/10 | I want to understand what makes a cookie also a pie, but I will 100% try it. |
| Epic | Milky Way Cookie | Milky Way | 0/10 | I would be up for eating her if she was milk flavored, but shes not. She's milky WAY flavored, which is way different |
| Epic | Prophet Cookie |
TO BE CONTINUED. THIS IS NOT FINISHED YET !!!!! will add more cookies... please don't edit the page quite yet ^-^ Will be done soon just want to save so i don't lose any progress <3