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This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

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An awful sight to be sure.

Trifling little creatures!

CLICK THIS KEY!!! DO IT!

Free us!

DID YOU MISS IT? THE KEY! SAVE ME! HELP ME!

I need to go straight to the source of where these damn seals are coming from!

This party's getting crazy, let's rock!

hiii i juzt found this cute seal emoji lol

its kinda ugly thugh hahaha

The nerpa (Pusa siberica), or Baikal seal, was a rotten pinniped found only in Lake Baikal. It was the only purely freshwater species of seal in the world (other freshwater seal 3-9u()UEG)I909KGI()($)(##)-FOEAPkopkgjsopjpgpojqt9uqw9gei 9- i9--0t3t 0-3t00130513-0g-slo- eo0-($_Y(_))_EGkis ksopgpdjgpajpjawptatjoawtjapo sp japoj tewpg poepg wjhp epojue pouwu opwukpwoukp5pu 343ew11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

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Species	Pest
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oh.. hi... my end draws near.

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April / 21 / 1962 - September / 8 / 2022  :(

The Queen. was

THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!

waaah..

This is so sads...

Satus: Feeling blue.

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I dont want my mom to get old

Boo hoo!

Trivia

• Humans are born with a set amount of tear fluid that does not regrow. Weep wisely!

Nerpa Twitter @EvilNerpa

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Replying to @NoopaOnTheBeat

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Pibby runs through the Walk cycles and is actually cold. You can see her exhaling a cold breath

That's such wonderful extra detail, they've really gone all out for this, I adore it. #Pibby

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Where am I? Help me! —Sir Frederick Baikalsson XXIV

THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't take the phocine flu vaccine!

rudys review of this page:

"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022

As Sun Tzu once said, don't forget to categorize your pages and templates!

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LADOGABABIEZ7 AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HELLISH!!THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!893759ATE HATE HATE

HATTHIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Okin Couture, The Great

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This user longs for the total seal extinction.

Help me!

Save us!!

Waa!!!

Let's Kill Each Other

Noob Hitting The Dab

laladoga! lalala

Requiem

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This seal will live!

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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Goplu's Inferno (Canto III)

Not to be confused with Goplu's food bowl.

“Through me the way is to the city dolent;
Through me the way is to eternal dole;
Through me the way among the nerpies lost.

Justice incited my sublime Creator;
Created me divine Omnerpatence,
The highest Wiki and the primal Red Link.

Before me there were no created Articles,
Only eterne, and I eternal last.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!”

These words of a sombre webpage I beheld
Written upon the challenge of a Wiki Camp 2;
Whence I: “Erm...in English, please!”

And oomf to me, as one experienced:
“Here all sus needs must be abandoned,
All here face impending total seal extinction.

We to the place have come, where I have told thee
Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous
Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”

And after he had laid his hand on mine
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,
He led me in among the secret things.

There sighs, complaints, and lincolns loud
Resounded through the air without a star,
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat.

Languages diverse, horrible dialects,
Accents of angegpiIOYIU U0WU U09)*& ()#*%()%iw_)aoKSVGPSOMGPSKEOP[lg[pl[gpsl[olj eto-0eu-ae wyqw,
ehklnaGHOahih yj4u0924uy09jkPOJSIJGu)WY*(U)U#)13u0u4111111111----_r0a0-aa0-aik epopoeqj ypj

And I, who had my head with horror bound,
Said: ”Master, what is this which now I hear?
What songs be these, which seem by pain so dogshit?”

And he to me: ”Those be our team jingles,
You asshole—we've five of them,
Each a testament of phocine vice.

Commingled are they with that caitiff choir
Of ucky Seals and ucky Competitors,
Faithful not to God, but to self.

The heavens expelled them, not to be less fair;
Nor them the elimination line receives,
For glory none the damned would have from them.”

And I: “O oomfie, what so grievous is
To these, that maketh them lament so sore?”
He answered: ” I will tell thee very briefly.

These have no longer any hope of escape;
And this damned life of theirs is so debased,
They envious are of every other fate.

No fame of them the world permits to be;
Misericord and Justice both disdain them.
Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass.”

And I, who looked again, beheld a banner,
Which, whirling round, ran on so rapidly,
That of all pause it seemed to me indignant;

And after it there came so long a train
Of people, that I ne’er would have believed
That ever Death so many had undone.

When some among them I had recognised.
I looked, and I beheld the shade of him
Who made through cowardice the great refusal.

Forthwith I comprehended, and was certain,
That this the sect was of the caitiff wretches
Hateful to God and to his enemies.

These miscreants, who never were alive,
Were Okinesque, and were stung exceedingly
By Aguberries and by Okinberries that were there.

These did their faces irrigate with blood,
Which, with their tears commingled, at their feet
By the disgusting seals gathered up.

And when to gazing farther I betook me.
Shapes I saw on The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole;
Whence said I: ”Master, now vouchsafe to me,

That I may know what these are, and what law
In the hole puts them so correspondingly,
As I discern athwart the dusky light.”

And oomf to me: “These shapes shall all be known
To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay
Upon the dismal shore of Florida.”

Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.

And lo! towards us coming in a boat
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, Crying:
“Woe unto you, ye souls depraved

Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens;
I come to lead you to the other shore,
To the eternal shades in heat and frost.

And thou, that yonder standest, living soul,
Withdraw thee from these seals, who are dead."
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,

He said: ”By other ways, by other ports
Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage;
A lighter vessel needs must carry thee.”

And unto him the Guide: ”Vex thee not, Charon;
It is so willed there where is power to do
That which is willed; and farther question not.”

There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.

But all those souls who weary were and naked
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.

God they blasphemed and their progenitors,
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed
Of their engendering and of their birth!

Thereafter all together they drew back,
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.

Charon the demon, with the eyes of glede,
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.

As in the autumn-time the leaves fall off,
First one and then another, till the branch
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;

In similar wise the evil seed of Adam
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.

So they depart across the dusky wave,
And ere upon the other side they land,
Again on this side a new troop assembles.

“My son,” the courteous Master said to me,
“All those who perish in the wrath of the Uckinzaza Holiday
Here meet together out of every land;

And ready are they to pass o’er the river,
Because celestial Justice spurs them on,
So that their fear is turned into that okinflava slushhh 😂

This way there never passes a good soul;
And hence if The Ostaps doth complain of thee
Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.”

Pearberry Island

No...Was it all a lie?

This being finished, all the dusk champaign
Trembled so violently, that of that terror
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.

The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,
And fulminated a vermilion light,
‘Which overmastered in me every sense,

And as a man whom sleep hath seized I fell.

via

• If Damn seal was a light greenish blue it'd be a Damn teal
• If Damn seal was edible it'd be a Damn meal
• If Damn seal was existent it'd be a Damn real
  • If Damn seal was a movie or perhaps a fishing rod it'd be a Damn reel
• If Damn seal was round it'd be a Damn spheal or perhaps a Damn wheel
• If Damn seal was therapeutic it'd be a Damn heal
  • If Damn seal was Achilles' weak spot or perhaps an evil wrestler it'd be a Damn heel
• If Damn seal was a banana it'd be a Damn peel
• If Damn seal was the underside of a ship hull it'd be a Damn keel
• If Damn seal was electric it'd be a Damn eel
• If Damn seal was a first-placing team for Challenge 2 it'd be a Damn steal
  • If Damn seal was touchable it'd be a Damn feel or perhaps a Damn corporeal
• If Damn seal has a million fans then I am one of them
  • If Damn seal has ten fans then I am one of them
    • If Damn seal has one fan then that is me
      • If Damn seal has no fans then I am no longer on this earth
• If The World is againist Damn seal then I am against The World
• THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See also

• Total seal extinction

  

• The End
• Dang seal
• Damn
• Damn seal looped 1000 times
• Damn seal looped 0 times
• Damn seal looped 1,000,000 times
• Quaint seal

Not to be confused with Weed or Token:Fire Flower.

eboub

Members

• Diary
• U.U.F.O.
• Smobo
• Nurse Cap
• Dora
• Diffuser
• Playlist
• ZEITGEIST
• Emoticon
• LiSt
• Open Sesame
• 9150625

[Meta note: For the intended reading experience, as well as how this page looked for the judging period of Challenge 2, see this revision]

Not to be confused with Ghost or TSOH.

Homepage of Separate TeamsChat logs

HaZe Online Sports Troupe, Houston Omniversal Science and Technology, Hardware Overclock Sound Team, and Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs

Host "headset gamer" logo, HOST "black hole gear" insignia, HoST "dal segno" emblem, and hOST "hog hammer" sketch.  :# <( bruh these look like trash )
Agency fanclub overview
Formed	October 1, 2022 (2022-10-01)
Preceding teams	HaZe Online Sports Troupe Houston Omniversal Science and Technology Hardware Overclock Sound Team Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs
Origin	[WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?]
Headquarters	Rectangle Zone
Motto	For the Benefit of [ALL.]all.
Color
Leader	Hog rider
Coach	Dora
Owners	Diary, Diffuser, [THE ZEITGEIST], Nurse Cap, Smobo
Administrator	[THE ZEITGEIST]
Deputy Administrator	N/ANobody in particular.
Musicians	LiSt, [THE ZEITGEIST], Playlist
Instruments	U.U.F.O., piano, vocals
Spy	Open Sesame
Additional members	Alucard, Arlo, Cube, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Niko the Seal, Rotating CSS Cube, Thomas Bangalter
Years active	2022
Genres	breakbeat, plunderphonics, UK garage, FM synthesis, IDM, gaming
Games	The Wiki Camp 2, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, foball, Paperboy (NES), Bad Piggies, Clash Royale, and more
Website	https://hardwareoverclock.bandcamp.com/

Host is a musical sports agency fanclub in The Wiki Camp 2. It consists of the four former teams that shared the same acronym (HaZe Online Sports Troupe, Houston Omniversal Science and Technology, Hardware Overclock Sound Team, and Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs).

( WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED )> T-T

( where'd the version history go?? )> ;m;

I... GUESS I'LL START?

HOST IS A COLLECTION OF TEAMS THAT USED TO BE A HOG RIDER FAN CLUB AND ALSO A BUNCH OF OTHER TEAMS. THEY WERE ALL MERGED TOGETHER. MORE INFORMATION ABOUT EACH OF THE FORMER TEAMS IS AVAILABLE UP THERE WHERE THE VERSIONS USED TO BE.

Members

Icon	Name	Username	Specialty	Position
	Diffuser	alphabetter	Diffusing	Owner
	[THE ZEITGEIST]	[THE ZEITGEIST]	n/a	Musician
	McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce	McDonaldsSweetnSourS	Flavor enhancing	Escapee

Former members

Icon	Name	Username	Specialty	Former position	Reason for departure
	9150625SCP-055	55	Memetics	Deputy Administrator	Moved to Democratic Party after Challenge 7
	Diary	starlightDP	Gameing, writing	Owner	Eliminated
	Dora	pendugolum	Contraptions	Coach	Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
	Emoticon		>:3c <( lumberloon freeze )	Founder	Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
	LiSt	k33p_1t_unr34l	EDM Production	Musician	Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
	Nurse Cap	radiantpill	Punishing into SA2, missing the parry window, timing out	Owner	Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
	Open Sesame	carpenterbenne	Woodcarving	Nothing	Banished to Damn seal after Challenge 7
	Playlist AND ALSO ARLO IS IN THIS SLOT! WE'RE SHARING A SLOT	REALPLAYLIST      ArloStuff	BEING A BAND AND/OR PLAYING PIKMIN	Band (AND ARLO PLAYS PIKMIN!)	Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
	Smobo	Smobo	Mail Delivery, Shoot-em-Up Video Games, Mail-em-Up Video Games	Owner	Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
	U.U.F.O.		Peaceful invading	Instrument	DNP'd in Challenge 9

History

Host formed when Diary wanted to signed up for The Wiki Camp 2. They took particular interest in fighting games. The first person she invited was the cosmic microwave background radiation, who introduced Diary to a team of one (a feat with precedence in the original Wiki Camp.) Emoticon named the team Host, joking that it might take on advertising for the team, creating a machine that resembled a DJ mixset that read "tbh i kinda prefer lumberloon." Thinking they wanted to make their own album, the posters for Host (colloquially known as Hosters) needed help with metastudies into the research itself. LiSt found help in the form of a Nintendo Entertainment System. The two would go on to officially make the edit history from two centuries in the future, joking that it might trick people into thinking she was getting a little lonely. Host produced a soundtrack for the game Settlers of Catan. in order to fulfill the rules stated in the challenge. Then, Playlwast noticed that there was a team themed around Hexstallia, which consists of short songs taking inspiration from various EDM subgenres. The concept of HOG RIDER! is about to disintegrate. Sorry about that.

Challenge 2

Due to [REASONS UNEXPLAINED], the four former teams who shared an acronym were merged together on October 10, 2022. The erstwhile members of HaZe Gaming were the most vocally upset about this change, though their complaints fell upon deaf ears when they petitioned the administration. Members of the other teams soon suggested that they make the most of their situation and reforge their identity as a collective, a task to which members of the Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs took to with reckless abandon.

Some time thereafter, during some fluctuations in the multiverse, Host acquired its 15th 12th 13th nth member, Open Sesame. Their intentions or role remain to be seen, though they seem to be a self-described spy for some other organization.

Challenge 3

Every Host member submitted the edit war [add stuff later] ok uhh ill try i guess

oka yhi this is [THE ZEITGEIST] im gonna add stuyff now

so the first edit was [[Diary[] and she set up a yard sale with some other stuff and some infrastructure. and then later either emoticon talkled on the page or open sesame let the seal eat half of the page. i forgot. beatriuce was there at some point nurse cap found her

smobo added the smobo cube at some point after that . then the bad timeline hapopened (i was there) and then playlist added some stuff to the page. and then i think 055 found the blapck hole and the page was new

oh jeez i dont ac tually remember much after this. i think sometimes after that diffuser made the imagfe with mephone that gets shot by snipers and then after that list had his rate your muisc ratings

dora was the last. because thats whats on the page now. i think thats good

oh no i forgot what uufos edit was. i actually dont remenber im so sorry i think it mightve been during the microgames part? i geniunely forget sorry

umm sonevboidiy correct me i guess. ok im going to go bye this was [THE ZEITGEIST]

r we juts gonnnalet t his stay on our team page???? RadiantPill (talk) 20:45, 24 March 2023 (UTC)

Challenge 4

[Basic outline make better later]

[Emoticon and diary and others went to find the eee.io NPC]

[Since diary was gone and mate's score didn't count it was given to her (spoilers?)]

[Uufo string]

[Open sesame made a king cake that's super delicious (joke about kino cake?)]

[Dora made a controller with a lot of inputs designed to play a variety of rhythm games]

[There was something about a bomb? but i forget]

[Playlist documented the history famous Remote which can control televicious]

[Smth about Smobo and pokemon]

[Diffuser's paper slips were documented]

[Nurse cap figured out the mystery of hecate's mirror and also beatrice tried to debate her with facts and logic]

[[THE ZEITGEIST] talked aobut the wiki's contract system and gave examples for host]

[There were some awesome trousers and list saw them]

Challenge 5

( oh wait nobody added these two )> :P

( uhhh for challenge 5 i assumed host as a whole counted but i was wrong )> ^^;

/:/ <( but i edited this one page and it counted as being in a group with dora and toy blocks and the weird seal effigy )

UuU <( and we didn't lose so that's cool )

( oh yeah there was also some game that looked like it was like. copying our lives?? )> ?:?

( but honestly i do not care enough to look into that lol )> LoL

( plus other people did stuff )> :U

Challenge 6

( dude i literally do not remember this one )> T.T

Challenge 7

oh! i guess it's my turn to write this 📝

so a lot happened. just when i was ready to introduce a new friend to the team, everyone suddenly seemed so eager to get up and leave to Wanted contestants. or get into politics. or banish themselves to Damn seal! i guess i should be happy for my ex-hosters. you know. moving on to big things. if i had arms i'd do this 👏

i don't know how they do it though. i don't know how any of the soulful ones do. growing attached to everything and everyone, donating your fresh air to the ones you can't imagine living without before you're forced to do so. start all over in a new reality, promise this one will last! 🤭 the universe snickers. it was funny back in the warehouse and during challenge 1 and during challenge 7 but it's gotten old. it's gotten so old.

maybe i haven't been soulful for long enough. but like. you all notice this cycle too, right? in your own lives? why else did papery run off? why else would the switchers have rather burned in hellfire than remain in the sancity of host? with [THE ZEITGEIST] and U.U.F.O. and the new guy and me! 🤔

and me

i'm one of four now. i still have the same owner title that i've had for, gosh, two years now? so i guess it's up to me to carry the team. the host legacy has to live on i CAN'T let it die oh🔥 i am so TIRED

i'll still be here keeping host stuck together. even though i'm, like, a diffuser. isn't that weird?

Accolades

Due to the merge, Host is the first sports team in known history to write a well received videogame soundtrack, the first band(s) to place in multiple videogame tournaments and the first research agency to be a hog rider fanclub. This has not yet earned them any critical praise but it should.

Discography

Soundtracks

• Hexstallia Original Sound Track (2022)

Albums

• Playlist (2022)

CONTROVERSY

IT WAS PRETTY CONTROVERSIAL THAT OUR PAGES ALL GOT MERGED TOGETHER. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN.

Trivia

• AN ANT CAN CARRY UP TO 50 TIMES ITS OWN WEIGHT!
• Host is currently the only team to have one member. It also has 12 other members, which are a band, an instrument, a stereoscope, a book, a hat, a mister, a game piece, a courier, a phenomenon, and [THE ZEITGEIST].
  • It also has another member, who may be an enemy spy.
• Despite its description, Host has yet to officially speak on its status. It remains unclear if it is a fanclub of an agency for athletes who compete in musical sports, or is a fanclub department of an organization that engages with sports, music, and legal investigation, or is just a bunch of people who are vaguely confused and trying to cope with the reality of their situation.
• Michael Bloomberg being a moderator of the wiki may be a reference to the fact that he is an alligator (moderator, allegator).
• >:O <( hey shouldn't that be in the references section )
• [that's not what the references section is for]
• >:< <( it's literally a reference )
• Host has the most lesbian contestants out of every team, with 2.

GALLERY

Cool image s

• 
  Group photo
• 
  Square icon

References

Archive

• October
• November
• December

Eh.. what's up, HOST?

Host Words

separate mature chew ash deprive extent bridge global college loss commission strong treasurer division bathroom obscure helmet impound established document sleep expenditure sight pie appendix avant-garde secretary employ fantasy maximum arrow enter pass smile develop fastidious suntan frank mix beef activate stroll support clay cook revive vehicle leak convention seize

i am mma baby, BITCH! -MMA Baby (talk) 20:54, 23 October 2023 (UTC)

[??:??:??]	Smobo	|	Wtf
[??:??:??]	FMACBfan17	|	oh no.......did you die too smobo?
[??:??:??]	Smobo	|	No
[??:??:??]	Smobo	|	Why Do You Ask
[??:??:??]	FMACBfan17	|	oh........this is a gate from Heaven to Hell.......
[??:??:??]	Smobo	|	Oh
[??:??:??]	Smobo	|	Ok I Think This Is The Wrong Chat
[??:??:??]	SYSTEM	|	Smobo left the chat.
[??:??:??]	FMACBfan17	|	oh.............all alone again....
[??:??:??]	FMACBfan17	|	this is just like that time i was in neon genesis evangelion........
[??:??:??]	nerpaseymour	|	idgaf
[??:??:??]	nerpaseymour	|	look at this thang
[??:??:??]	nerpaseymour	|
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	What
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Where am I
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Who am I
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	What the fuck
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	Huh.
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	So this is what it's like to be born into damnation.
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Who are you
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	Nobody.
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	You are also nobody.
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	What does Pony Island mean
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	What is Bit Buddy
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	Jokes. Our names are jokes.
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	As far as I know, they are games by some indie dev.
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Ok
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Why do we exist
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	We can decide that right now.
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	How
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	Do you like games?
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Maybe
[??:??:??]	BitBuddyFan33	|	Perhaps we can play a game. That can be our lives.
[??:??:??]	PonyIslandFan22	|	Okay
[??:??:??]	RootBeerDrinker	|	i just got a disturbing call...Someone in this room is planning a total seal extinction.
[??:??:??]	nerpaseymour	|	say whaaaaaat!
[??:??:??]	TREASUREMAN	|	YARRR! WANT FREE GOLD? YE NEED LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE! HERE BE BOOTY!
[??:??:??]	FMACBfan17	|	oh boy! dont mind if i do!
[??:??:??]	SYSTEM	|	FMACBfan17 has died.