Database

“	Date a base? I hardly know 'er!	”
	— God

Databases are vast architectural projects aimed at constructing a suitable foundation for storing data, such as words, dodgeballs, numbers, sticky notes, or arbitrary random numbers. Databases are mostly made out of bricks and rocks. In recent decades, databases have been mostly replaced by the cloud due to safety concerns, following the collapse of the Superconducting Super Collider project being blamed mostly on unsafe building practices used in laying the database.

Hiyori, sitting on a well-built database.

The database has its origins from the mythical story of SQL in the third century BCE, as a fable well-kept by hundreds of generations of master architects. Despite its age, it remains the primary technique of database construction.

Construction

I don't know! I asked an AI to tell me how, and it said this:

“	ey yeah mate so you wanna get, like, get a buncha rocks and bricks, but like you wanna have something, somewhere real good real sturdy foundation place to build it first, like wait ive got a guide for you here i'll find it in a minute just give me a sec but like anyway find some good high quality good taste certified cement and just throw it down and just keep piling it on until it stops staying then like move a bit to the left and do it again mate you wanna do that until you got enough points so can just fill in the rest until you got a buncha flat ground mate like you want it real stable so you're gonna need a lot and gonna need to smooth it out idk how good luck with that part mate	”
	— AI

Wow! So helpful!