Doctor Malpractice
| “ | Have you ever seen something like this? | ” | |
| — Dr. Malpractice, right before slipping on a puddle and stabbing himself in the abdomen with his scalpel | |||
Henry Iago Malpractice (born October 13, 1978), known professionally as Dr. Malpractice is a Californian physician[citation needed] and nature conservationist. Regarded as a pioneer in some fucking around, and described by many publications as "horribly unlikable", "a total quack", and "a disgrace to the medical community".
Henry Malpractice | |
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| Born | Henry Iago Malpractice October 13, 1978 |
| Occupation | Physician? |
| Years active | 2002–present |
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| Criminal charges | Murder, illegal gambling, liquor law violations, assassination, counterfeiting, perjury, drive-by shooting, drug smuggling, petty larceny, forgery, carrying a concealed weapon, robbery, failure to appear on felony offense, vehicle theft, extortion, attempted burglary, various forms of fraud/embezzlement, arson, vagrancy, and tax evasion (26 U.S.C. § 145) (5 counts) |
| Criminal penalty | Acquitted (2005) |
Education
Malpractice was claims to have been born on Crugey Island in 1978[1]. He graduated from Cornell University with a bachelor's degree in Botanical Studies. He received his Doctor of Medicine degree from the Humboldt State University and completed his training at the Community Hospital of Santa Rosa in family medicine.
Career
In September of 1998, Malpractice sent a telegram to every single resident of California, which wasn't very difficult because there aren't that many people there, saying that he would "help solve their ailments". Malpractice was then driven out of Crugey island and had to hide away from public life for 4 years "for his safety"[2]. When he returned to Crugey Island, he publically announced that he would "dedicate [himself] to the conservation of the severely endangered Candy tree". Some have claimed that this was "a ploy to help his reputation" by "preying on the widespread Californian revere for the candy tree". Malpractice would then go on to start a spearmint farm, believing them to be "larval candy trees"[1].
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Malpractice, Henry (November 11, 2019). Dr. Malpractice Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED (Interview). WIRED. Archived from the original on August 29, 2023. Retrieved January 30, 2020 – via YouTube.
- ↑ "The History Behind California's Most Controversial Doctor". People. February 29, 2017. Archived from the original on December 4, 2017. Retrieved September 17, 2020.