EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKI CAMP!

Monitor

Monitor:

Yo yo yo! Look what we got here! I will brutally maim every person you hold dear!

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The only thing worse than your looks is that smell.

You're just a washed up hack, or worse-- you're twelve.

Your greasy ass chin bigger than OJ's Hotel!

Monitor:

You make the ladies bored and tired. Your worst moment just transpired, 'cause those "bars" of yours misfired. Your raps landed flatter than your tires (pulls out switchblade SCARILY).

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Imma take a page from your crush and just say "NO!" Imma call the mechanic, you just blew your diode!