Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny is a largely unheard of bunny that first appeared in a pagan festival of spring. Aiming to be the resurrection equivalent to Santa Claus, they annually circumnavigate around the world. In this perilous migration, they drop chocolate Easter eggs to the yards of many. Children are always astounded by the presence of these delectable confectioneries. However, the Chocolatier is filing a lawsuit stating that they are not real chocolate. To make up for this, the Easter Bunny substituted them with highly sought after Reddit Gold, making the hunt a viral sensation.

In their spare time, they like to bang on the drums. They have always aspired to be a professional drummer.

Commodities

The Easter Bunny's first batches of precious cargo were coloured eggs. Children didn't really like eggs as much as chocolate, so one year, they decided, "Fuck it," and developed a devious plan to make a special factory buried deep underground that produces chocolate eggs without the Chocolatier noticing. It turned out to be a marvellous success in the first year of chocolate egg production. The local grove of bunnies became hard-working pseudochocolatiers. Unfortunately, the Chocolatier has noticed, establishing a fierce rivalry.

Allies

David Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff himself was astoundingly impressed by the Easter Bunny's drumming skills. He invited the Easter Bunny to his show, but they ultimately declined.

Rivalries

The Chocolatier

As you have already seen, The Chocolatier has filed a lawsuit against them, simply because they wish to make the better chocolate.

Carlos the Chick

Carlos once plotted a coup against them to take over Easter alongside his fellow hatchlings.