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> Be the other girl.

You are now the other girl.

Unless you clicked on LOCAT first, in which case, you continue to be DIARY.

Your whole group just got split up and sent through a bunch of different portals, and you are very worried about it.

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DIARY: uh, hey...?
SILVER: Hi!
DIARY: um.
DIARY: listen, i don't know what kinda one-on-one you're talking about, so-
SILVER: It means me beating you up.
SILVER: Or, you beating ME up, if you're good enough at it!!
DIARY: dude, i'm not here to fight.

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SILVER: LooK, I Know what you've been up to.
SILVER: Congrats, you were the first one to datamine Eee.io!
SILVER: You found the notes in the code, you realized the NPC must be in the real world, you went to go find it!!
DIARY: nno??
DIARY: i promise, if what we were doing bothers you this much, we can just
DIARY: stop.
SILVER: And how do I Know you're telling the truth???
SILVER: Riddles, games, puzzles, they NEED difficulty!
SILVER: And this is one of the greatest puzzles in all of online gaming!
DIARY: the game's got, like, a hundred active players.
SILVER: LISTEN TO ME!!!!!
SILVER: Do you Know how unQuestionably disappointing it would be?
SILVER: If this years-long mystery were solved in an instant by a random group walKing around?

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SILVER: If you aren't willing to maKe it difficult yourself...
SILVER: Then the only option is to maKe it difficult FOR you!!

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DIARY: WHOA!

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You fall onto a nearby highway.

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DIARY: ow..
ICICLE: LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK??

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SILVER: Whoa, did you Just dodge that trucK?
SILVER: Impressive Jumping ability!
DIARY: ...

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SILVER: But oh, NO!!
SILVER: LooKs liKe you're gonna get stucK...

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SILVER: ...in RUSH HOUR!!

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DIARY: what the fuck is this??
SILVER: You gotta move the cars one at a time, so that the path to the-
DIARY: no, i mean, what the fuck are you doing?
SILVER: MaKing things harder for you!

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SILVER: Now, I can't Just give you infinite time, so...
SILVER: You have until I manage to get my sword from my sylladex!

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ICICLE: hey, dude??
DIARY: hi?
ICICLE: listen, i think she's serious??
ICICLE: i had to do a bunch of these puzzles on this planet though??
ICICLE: so i can probably help??

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ICICLE: alright, red car, you move one tile forwards...??
DIARY: what do i do after you clear the path?
ICICLE: let me finish this first??
DIARY: alright, dang...

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SILVER: HAH!!
SILVER: Got it!

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SILVER: Alright, now- oh shit they solved it.

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ICICLE: QUICK, ONTO THE TRAIN??

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DIARY: run run run run run

Diary: Collect yourself

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DIARY: ...
DIARY: alright, so.
DIARY: who the fuck is that???
ICICLE: that's silver flower??
ICICLE: she's... a bit weird, but she means well??
DIARY: she just tried to murder me, like, three times.
ICICLE: yeah, she- she cares a lot about games, y'know??
ICICLE: making them "satisfying" and "fair" and all that??

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DIARY: so, she's down to kill me, to make my scavenger hunt more fair.
ICICLE: but that's the thing??
ICICLE: i don't think she really wants to kill you??
ICICLE: she just wants you to put up a satisfying fight??
DIARY: ...alright.
ICICLE: this train is leading towards a place where you can make cool weapons??
ICICLE: so we head there, and i'll head back and try to convince her to stop??
ICICLE: but if it doesn't work you'll be ready for a fight, and she'll be happy afterwards, i think??
DIARY: yeah, i can deal with that...

Silver Flower: Follow

You can't outpace a train, but you can chase its tracks.

Diary: Arrive

You're now in front of the worst looking machine you've ever seen.

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ICICLE: you got all the things i told you about cards and alchemy, right??
DIARY: uh, sure.
DIARY: i'll mess around with it to be safe.
DIARY: why's there a basketball hoop attached here?
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ICICLE: anyway, uh, i'll leave you with a couple useful cards??
ICICLE: and head back to try calming her down??
ICICLE: see you in a bit, i hope??
DIARY: gotcha.

Diary: Begin alchemizing

You just press the button which looks like it makes stuff work.

It generates a Perfectly Generic Object, at the cost of 2 BUILD GRIST. You have no idea what that is, but it seems like the spike person has around a trillion of it.

You feel like there's easily potentially a more generic object, but you can't think of one.

Diary: Alchemize basketball

You try the first card in your stack.

It generates a basketball. No surprises there, but it's nice to know the machine theoretically works.

Diary: Combine basketball && Fanta bottle

You move onto COMBINATIONS of items, which you make by shoving two of the cards into the machine's slots.

It generates a Fantaball, a bouncy ball filled with soda. Cool?

Diary: Combine basketball || Fanta bottle

It looks like there are two different ways you can combine objects, so you try it out.

This time, it generates a Basketbottle, a basketball in the shape of a bottle, which renders it useless for SPORTS. It's also opaque, leaving you unable to tell if there is liquid inside.

It seems like the AND (&&) operator combines the traits of two objects, while the OR (||) operator gives the traits of one object to another.

Maybe.

Diary: Input a keysmash

You slam down random keys on the attached CODE INPUTTER, then hit go.

It creates a rocket type thing?

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Wow, yeah, definitely a rocket.

You should avoid hitting random stuff.

Diary: Combine Nintendo Switch && basketball

You create a SMASH BALL. Cool!!

Unfortunately, it floats away before you can reach it. You're sure that won't become important again.

Diary: Combine alarm clock && glasses

You create the DAY/NIGHTSHADES.

They allow you to tell the time, at the cost of TOTAL VISION IMPAIRMENT.

These do not seem very useful.

Diary: Combine Day/Nightshades || bookmark

You create the TIME/PLACEKEEPER.

This makes it easier for you to wear, and also solves the issue of blocking both your eyes by only blocking one of your eyes.

Diary: Combine Time/Placekeeper && smartphone

You create the SPOILER WARNING.

Whoa! This lets you see a few seconds into the future!!

If you do end up fighting someone, this'll be super useful.

Diary: Combine sword && Smash Ball

You were given a bunch of weapons, so you can start making COOLER WEAPONS now.

You create the FRAGILE ULTRASWORD. It's the most powerful sword in the universe, but it can only be used once...

Diary: Combine Fantaball || musicy smartphone

You wanna see what songs would do, so you set your phone to a playlist of yours.

You create the SODA CLUB. A spiked ball filled with soda that you can shake and release for a propelled swing!

...really, this is more of a MACE.

Diary: Combine machine gun || musicy smartphone

You don't know how to use a gun, but this might make something you do know.

...you create the GIRL MACHINE GUN.

Diary: Combine sword && Fragile Ultrasword || musicy smartphone

You've made the coolest thing of ALL TIME.

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One blade has a 2% chance of FREEZING when blocking, on account of how Chillin' it is.

The other has a 2% chance of ZAPPING when attacking, because it's So Electric.

They may SEEM like two different blades, but the grooves in the handle allow them to slot together and form...

THE KINDERCUTTER!!!!

Diary: Combine potted plant && Smash Ball

You create the WORSE POTTED PLANT.

Diary: Combine Smash Ball && tire

You create an ENDERPEARL.

This seems really useful, so you make a bunch more.

Diary: Combine Enderpearl || Fragile Ultrasword

Whatever you made, it teleports away before you can see it.

Diary: Combine Girl Machine Gun && Die

You create the GIRL DEATH GUN GIRL DIE.

It shoots a random number of bullets in six directions when thrown, which seems fairly dangerous for everyone involved.

It also has a bow.

> Be the other girl.

You are now SILVER FLOWER, and there's a train coming back your way.

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It'd be weird for either of them to be going back at you, but you better make sure...

Nope! Phone says there's no heat signatures in the train!

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Well, just in case the train's gonna be important for them...

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Diary: Combine Alchemiter && sword

You accidentally captchalogue the alchemiter. You're not sure how this is gonna work.

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Just gotta put it back down...

OH SHIT

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SILVER: Found you!!

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SILVER: So, how's it going?
SILVER: Accepted your role in the game?

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You equip everything you can hold at once.

This is only two items.

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You catch the hit using your FUTURE SIGHT.

Still, that's REALLY hard to block. You can feel the strength behind the swing.

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Yeah, you aren't blocking that in time.

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Using Enderpearls HURTS.

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SILVER: I wonder, how're you able to see all my attacKs before they hit you?
SILVER: I'm Just Kidding, of course.
SILVER: I recognize the symbol of Time, I'm not an idiot!
DIARY: ...
SILVER: Just saying, don't you thinK looKing into the future in a fight is cheating???

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SILVER: That's what really annoys me about you, yKnow.
SILVER: And I wanna be clear!!
SILVER: I'm a JoKey person, I Know I don't seem serious much.
SILVER: But you REALLY piss me off.
SILVER: You sKip past puzzles, you avoid fights, you get other people to do stuff FOR you...
SILVER: You seem HELL-BENT on ignoring everything which could be a challenge to you!
SILVER: What, was the NPC meant to be a NICE DAY OFF!?
DIARY: alright, dude, what about you??
DIARY: "oh, let's make things more interesting, i'll put shitty puzzles everywhere and try to murder someone!"
DIARY: is that your ideal level of challenge?

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DIARY: besides, YOU already know the secret NPC stuff!
DIARY: what's the difference betwen you and me??
SILVER: There always has to be a dungeon master!
SILVER: Could you IMAGINE if I wasn't here to Keep things steady?
DIARY: yeah, my life would be going a lot better.
DIARY: like.
DIARY: the game was ALREADY easy!! why change that!
DIARY: why start random swordfighting against someone who's clearly outclassed!?
DIARY: hell, i said i'd be willing to give up. why not just let me do that???
SILVER: Artificial difficulty is always better than no difficulty...

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SILVER: Really, it's a simple concept.
SILVER: I could teach you why if you'd liKe!

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DIARY: oh yeah, sure, before or after you stab me??
DIARY: (what's with the wall?)
SILVER: A-4!
DIARY: huh?

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SILVER: Was it a hit?
SILVER: You're not saying anything so I'm going to assume it was.

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SILVER: Oh, nevermind!
SILVER: What's this?

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SILVER: AAWAHWAHGA

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SILVER: THAT is NOT how you play BATTLESHIP!!!
DIARY: how did you survive that!?
SILVER: I'm made of Sterling Silver, nincompoop!

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SILVER: Right bacK at you!

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DIARY: hey!!
DIARY: what'd you just do??
SILVER: I surrounded you with four stones!
SILVER: And that means you've been CAPTURED!!
SILVER: How well can we fight, when neither party can move?

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SILVER: Nice.

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DIARY: hey, uh, the stones thing is from Go, right?
SILVER: Mhm! I'm really proud of that move idea.
DIARY: well, i don't think i can actually be captured.
SILVER: Why not?
DIARY: well, uh.....
DIARY: ..i have two eyes.
SILVER: Do you?
DIARY: what.
SILVER: You've got that CHEATING DEVICE over your face.
SILVER: How do I Know how many eyes you really have??

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DIARY: oh my god, fine, here.
SILVER: Wow, you're right! The stones can't capture you.

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DIARY: WHOA!!

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Shoot, the Kindercutter!

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Well, you've got more weapons...

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SILVER:

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SILVER: That was a Denizen weapon.
SILVER: How did you manage to breaK it??
SILVER: I'm actually, liKe, impressed?

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Fuck it, Soda Club Time.

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AAAFHHGHAHGAHGJ

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SILVER: OKay, nevermind, I'm no longer impressed.

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you feel like throwign up

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SILVER: NIIIICE SHOT, DUDE!!
SILVER: If I wasn't able to fly, that probably would've taKen me out!
SILVER: Unfortunately everyone in this universe except Icicle can fly.
SILVER: But still! Well done!!

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SILVER: SpeaKing of, where IS my dear Icicle?
SILVER: Did she just leave as soon as you got here?
DIARY: uh.
DIARY: yeah, she went back on a train to talk to you.
DIARY: i figured it didn't work and that's why you're here.

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SILVER: She... went back on a train?
DIARY: yeah.
SILVER: You're sure?
DIARY: ...yeah.

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SILVER:
SILVER: ...
SILVER: Oh my god.
SILVER: She wouldn't leave a heat signature.
SILVER: Oh my god there's no way she could've survived that crash

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SILVER: You.
SILVER: YOU FUCKING-
SILVER: FucK you.
SILVER: FUCK YOU!!
DIARY: uh.
SILVER: You-
SILVER: You crash the session and try to unveil the most important secrets ever and you- you cheat at everything and you-
SILVER: You TRICK ME INTO KILLING MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU
DIARY: what??
SILVER: You KNEW I would attacK that train!!!
SILVER: She doesn't have conditional immortality
SILVER: I should've made her a god
SILVER: I just
SILVER: I didn't expect someone like YOU to show up.

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DIARY: i think-
SILVER: No.
SILVER: Nonononono I do NOT want to hear anything from you right now.
SILVER: I'm TIRED of this!
SILVER: I'm going to Kill you and then I'm going to see if she can be revived and that will be THE END OF IT.