eee.io/npc/LOLAF
Today has been BOTH STRESSFUL and REWARDING, but you're glad that your TASKS are done.
Over the past few weeks, you've been doing ECTOBIOLOGY in order to BREED the perfect GENESIS FROG. Stable time loop ectobiology is confusing at best to you, but since it's the SPACE PLAYER'S duty, you didn't ask for help. And it paid off! You may not have the necessary Genesis Frog for the end of the Session, but thanks to today's work you're one major step closer. Look at the cute little guy!
SOCK HATER: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
SOCK HATER: Ew wtf is this GROSS FROG doing here????
SOCK HATER: EW WTF are these SOCKS doing here????
SOCK HATER: HEY YOU!!! Where am I!!!!!
SOCK HATER: Also, do you know anything about the eee.io NPC?
SOCK HATER: HAHA!
SOCK HATER: Imagine having a laser gun which can JAM.
NORMAL: SHUT UP!!!!!
SOCK HATER: Yeah that's RIGHT you BETTER RUN!!!
SOCK HATER: Or else I'm gonna use this FLAMETHROWER on you!
SOCK HATER: WHICH I DEFINITELY KNOW HOW TO USE!!
( yo!! i was right, sock hater was here )> B)
SOCK HATER: Huh? Emoticon??
SOCK HATER: It's totally cool to see you!! I was so worried about everyone!
SOCK HATER: What's that screen you're in?
( a hologram!! )> :D
SOCK HATER: How did you, get one of those.
:O <( uhhhhhh it's a really long story )
:P <( basically, i was sent back in time a few days )
/:/ <( so i've been hanging out with the person you're fighting, and his friends )
( they alchemized a hologram generator for me to talk easier! )> ^^
SOCK HATER: Wait, does that mean we don't gotta carry around that sign anymore?
SOCK HATER: If you can talk with that.
( i'm..... not sure the holograms work outside the medium.. )> /:/
SOCK HATER: The what?
( that's the place we are right now )> XP
( anyway, point is, i know stuff about these guys!!! )> :D
L:L <( that's normal person over there. )
( idk what you did to make them mad, but you probably can't take them in a fight )> <<"
( you can't run away either cause they're a space player, they could just teleport to you )> T-T
SOCK HATER: So, talking's the only way?
B) <( you got it )
SOCK HATER: Yo, NORMAL GUY!
SOCK HATER: I'm really sorry for making you mad....
SOCK HATER: I promise I didn't mean it!
SOCK HATER: How about you stop fighting me, ok?
NORMAL: You LITERALLY just threatened to burn me alive!
NORMAL: Anyway have fun with THIS attack, bozo.
SOCK HATER: EMOTICON!!!!
SOCK HATER: I don't think talking's gonna work! I need to fight back!!
SOCK HATER: How do I use this flamethrower!!!
?:? <( shoot yeah the blowtorch thing )
( i thiiiink you squeeze the grip? )> ^^;
( hard to tell when you've never held anything )> ..
SOCK HATER: That didn't do anything.
( it's not a very long range weapon )> >:P
NORMAL: Oh, you want a LONG-RANGE WEAPON!?
SOCK HATER: Dude, you suck at aiming.
NORMAL: SHUT UP!!!
NORMAL: YOU try to aim through portals you CAN'T SEE!
SOCK HATER: No.
@@ <( waitwaitaitiawatiawti omg i just came up with an AWESOME idea!!! )
( sock hater!! try drawing an "o" in the air with the flamethrower! )> >:>
SOCK HATER: What, like this?
>:D <( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )
.. <( fire
!!!!! whoops )
NORMAL: Ha, OWNED!
SOCK HATER: HA, OWNED!!
NORMAL: *HA, OWNED!!!*
SOCK HATER: Looks like we're evenly matched...
SOCK HATER: I GUESS we gotta stop fighting now!
NORMAL: WHAT
NORMAL: EVENLY MATCHED???
NORMAL: I am SO above you, it's not even funny.
NORMAL: LITERALLY!!! I'm LITERALLY above you!
SOCK HATER: WOW
SOCK HATER: Imagine MISSING your SUPER FINAL ATTACK.
NORMAL: OhHhHhHhHh YEAH, my FINAL ATTACK!!
NORMAL: Yeah how am I-
NORMAL: Where am I EVER gonna find another LOG??
NORMAL: Here, in the Land of LOGS and Frogs?????????
NORMAL: You REALLLLY got me there!
NORMAL: Dumbass.
NORMAL: *THIS* is my final attack!!
NORMAL: *HOMEMADE RODS FROM GOD!!!!*
SOCK HATER: Dude, whaddoI do NOW??
!:( <( she talked about this attack before, but i've never seen it... )
( uh )> <<"
( um )> ^^;
SOCK HATER: I AM GOING TO DIE
>:D <( i know!!! )
>:3 <( you see that portal above his head? )
( it's so that if he accidentally teleports a log above himself, he won't die! )> :U
SOCK HATER: (Does it carve a hole into the log?)
( but that portal has to have another side somewhere else!! )> @u@
( so if you can find that other portal, you can hop through and get him!! )> *w*
LL <( just gotta find something to get him with... )
SOCK HATER: Wait!! I see the orange portal over there!
( oh shoot, and there's the ultimate weapon normal was crafting!! )> ^^
( it must've gotten knocked around in all this fighting... )> :Oc
( it's on the way to the portal, just run over and grab it!! )> >:D
SOCK HATER: Ugh, EW, it's those SOCKS I threw away earlier.
">> <( oh, uh, sock hater? )
( that IS the ultimate weapon )> 7.7
SOCK HATER: HUH???
SOCK HATER: Well, I'm not using them.
SOCK HATER: Some "ultimate weapon..."
( they're the zenith stockings!! they increase your kicking power by like a billion times!! )> :O
SOCK HATER: Oh, wait!! I've got some scissors!
SOCK HATER: That'll be the perfect way to improve these!
( DUDE )> >@@
( you need to wear those!! )> >:V
( what're you gonna do otherwise?? you jump through the portal, get one good punch in, and then what? )> >:?
( normal throws you into space or hits you with a log or just shoots you or WHATEVER )> >M<
( you've gotta end this in one hit!! how else can you do that??? )> tumut
SOCK HATER: Listen I GOT this!!
SOCK HATER: Trust me! I'll be fine!
** <( oh my god )
":> <( listen, you're fine with, like, boots, right? )
SOCK HATER: I guess so?
B) <( just think of these as thin boots!! )
!:D <( they're the zenith boots, your one chance of survival!!! )
SOCK HATER: But they're not thin boots. They're socks.
>O< <( this is not worth dying over!!! )
stockings )> :D
SOCK HATER: EMOTICON SHUT UP I TOLD YOU I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
SOCK HATER: This should TOTALLY work...
Hmm... you don't see him, but it would be very easy to hide from you behind one of these GIANT LOGS. Or, hide from you unintentionally underneath one.
NORMAL: 's what you GET for ruining all my shit!!
NORMAL: And attacking me!
NORMAL: And insulting me!
Stockings WOOLY WRISTBANDS OF
SOCK HATER: SEE??
SOCK HATER: I TOLD you I got it!
( wow, yeah, you really showed me )> :O
( clearly your actions were the most logical and safest idea in that situation )> :O
( and your sock hating isn't stupid as hell )> :O
SOCK HATER: Glad we're both on the same page!