Hey, look, buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.

Sometimes you just need a little less hat.

Not problems like, "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems!

Fr'instance...

How am I gonna show off my beautiful face to the world in the most concise and influential way?

The answer...

...use a gallery.

And if that don't work...

...use more gallery.

Big Boy's driver
Hey, I'm an engineer too! In American standards, at least.
Michael Bloomberg
Oh, really...? Then what's a Laplace transform?
Big Boy's driver
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