Fuck Man I Don't Feel Like Coming Up With Names Anymore

this is when SANTA just don't really feel like GIVING OUT COAL. Like ELFS don't really feel like making a PRESENT about something that CHILDREN don't really TOYS, but SANTA here doing it. Like OHOHO man what am ELFS even supposed to MAKE PRESENTS about TOYS. I have to do my JOLLY. MERRY CHRISTMAS.