Fuser
| Fuser | |
|---|---|
 Smells like burnt wires...heavenly! | |
| work Information | |
| Full name | Shot® Brand Essential Portable and Accessible Material Fusion Device |
| Species | Essential Polymerizationizer |
| Gender | I DECLINE! (they/them) |
| DATA EXPUNGED Information | |
| Discord | DATA EXPUNGED |
| Wiki profile | DATA EXPUNGED |
Fuser is an employee currently working for The Normal Camp 2. They use the power of advanced ultrasonic frequencies (and a high power processor chip) to emit cellular-reconstructing waves of energy that allow for the fusing of two or more different materials, objects, or people to form brand new creations. Pretty cool and TOTALLY normal, right?
Appearance
Fuser looks like a rectangular gray saucer like device, with exceptional amounts of wiretapping making up their internal system. They are able to speak through them being able to use their frequencies to create sounds that appear to be a unique voice. They have a translucent blue lightbulb fixed on top of them, along with a small insertion chip, where mysterious cards must be inserted to activate Fuser’s fusing ability. Their eyes are blue, and we thought it was notable enough to include on their page. Cool. They also have two smug little eye sockets. If these features were on anybody else we would be extremely pissed off just by looking at them. Not because we think they’d be plagiarizing Fuser’s identity, it's just the fact that it would probably give off some sort of extreme bastard aura.
Personality
Fuser is a bit of the type to be extremely invaluable here at our corporation, likely due to them having a passion for fusing our lower level employees to create even more powerful security measures. They love to talk to their fellow employees about their theories of synthesis, and can get along with anyone who is willing to help them with their ”research material gathering expeditions”. What do those expeditions entail? Well, we can’t tell YOU, exactly. Lets just say that when Fuser runs out of stuff to fuse they like going on a few..”sprees” to replenish stock.
As a result, this also means they can be extremely confident and straightforward, never being afraid to say EXACTLY what's on their mind, and having complete and utter faith in their goals and plans. Like most other Normal Campers, they REALLY hate losing at things. Especially against those who are particularly silly in nature.