One day, Padlock decided after jotting down his opinions on the 100 other contestants of the camp, he decided to form a team and definitely not stalk the ones that he assumed would be willing to join his cause (and his team)
...Maybe one day he'll get more than one member.
06:26 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a second team member.. maybe one day he'll find a third..
06:28 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a third team member.. maybe one day he'll find a fourth..
06:34 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a fourth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a fifth..
07:03 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a fifth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a sixth..
11:34 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a sixth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a seventh..
09:56 AM EST - October 2nd, 2022: Padlock found a seventh team member.. maybe one day he'll find an eighth..
10:51 AM EST - October 2nd, 2022: Padlock found an eighth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a ninth..
01:28 PM EST - October 2nd, 2022: Padlock found a ninth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a tenth..
12:59 AM EST - October 3rd, 2022: Padlock found a tenth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a eleventh..
10:37 PM EST - October 3rd, 2022: Padlock found a eleventh team member.. maybe one day he'll find a twelfth..
11:17 PM EST - October 3rd, 2022: Padlock found a twelfth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a thirteenth..
12:34 PM EST - October 7th, 2022: The Divine Goddess declared Half Time, and it was declared that each team may have at most 12 members. This is an issue, as Padlock's gracious charm and epic hacker skills has lured in a total of 13 team members, which exceeds this limit. If all of them stay, the team risks total annihilation. D:
01:18 AM EST - November 3rd, 2022: Arlo was stolen from Host. This was widely regarded as kidnapping, which is illegal, so he was eventually returned.
01:17 PM EST - November 3rd, 2022: Weird Al offered his help in the team's heisting endeavors, however he cited kidnapping as one of his life experiences, so Padlock filed him under "maybe."
03:31 AM EST - November 10th, 2022: Link randomly showed up, joining the team, and being the first non-contestant to join willingly.
07:35 AM EST - January 30th, 2023: James Bond, world-renowned English master of espionage, joined the Heist Crew. Muscle Man also tagged along to crack some jokes about his mom.
10:00 PM EST - March 30th, 2023: Harmony paid the Heist Crew a visit. Seeing that no one knew how to do business professionally, she decided to step in.
The Ultimate Heist Crew has the second most lesbiancontestants out of every team, with 1.
You know, for a heist crew they really are something, alright.
What, Ultimate?
Nah, I'd say mediocre at best.
Oh ho ho ho!
An anonymous interviewer from news broadcast 777-NEWS has come into close contact with each member.
Padlock
???: So you must be Padlock, the leader?
Padlock: Guilty as charged.
???: And what exactly... motivated you to form this 'awesome radical heist group' as you said?
Padlock: Eh, watched a movie where some guy broke into a building. Think it was called 'Kill Hard' or something.
Padlock: Anyways, I thought 'hey, I could do that too!' so I did. Gotta say, never thought I'd be able to wrangle up these many guys.
???: I see... including Toy Blocks? Considering your relationship with her, it'd seem rather unlikely that they would willingly join a team headed by yourself.
Padlock: Pfft, they've probably gotten over it by now. I mean, that's PROBABLY the case. We're cool, right? ...oh wait she isn't here.
???: How about the others? What are your thoughts on them?
Padlock: Eh, they're a neat little bunch, I'd say. Rotob's pretty cool, someone said they were fast? Could totally run past the cameras without being detected. Go Sign's also pretty sweet, kinda looks like me, too!
???: One final question: why is your so-called 'heist crew' competing in The Wiki Camp?
Padlock: Iunno, it's a side hustle, really. Everyone else thinks it's just a theme, but, heh, they won't know what hit 'em.
Padlock: ...Is... that right? Please tell me that came out right, I really don't wanna repeat tha-
(??? has left)
Padlock: Oh okay, FINE. LEAVE.
Sock Hater
???: Hello, are y-
SOCK HATER: No.
Toy Blocks
???: I take it you're Toy Blocks?
TOY BLOCKS: Thaats meee
???: mmh. Would you like to talk with us for a minute?
TOY BLOCKS: Oh, I'd love to. I've been waiting for Challenge 2 to end and I'm already bored! Haha, ha..
???: What made you decide to join Padlock's heist crew?
(upon the mentioning of the leader's name, Toy Block's grin faulters)
TOY BLOCKS: ..At first I just followed one of my kinda-friends, Sock Hater, onto this team. We don't really know each other that well, but you know, enough to talk about our interests together.
TOY BLOCKS: He mentions to me, see, a team, all about heisting! That's so interesting, you know? Not only a team, but a team with a theme! ...But I have a bit of history with Padlock.
TOY BLOCKS: He ruined the very things I loved!
(Toy Blocks avoids eye contact, grinning a bit more)
TOY BLOCKS: But in a way, that rivalry I have with him sealed my choice.
???: Ah, I think I understand. You want a bit of challenge in your Wiki Camp 2 experience?
TOY BLOCKS: I suppose you could call it something like that. I've been kind of secluded from most other contestants, so it's nice to feel things about people, I guess.
???: How do you feel about your other teammates?
TOY BLOCKS: I'm not really sure how to feel yet. Jurta's nice to me at least, and What freaks me out a little. But those are all kind of surface level, I've yet to create a strong bond, really. Hope that changes..
???: You say What scares you? Why is that?
TOY BLOCKS: I guess it's a mixture of fear and admiration. On one hand, it's -- so cool! Have you seen its guitar?
TOY BLOCKS: But on the other hand, there's this air of something wrong when I'm near it.
TOY BLOCKS: Like something's amiss
TOY BLOCKS: ..Sends a shiver down my nonexistent vertebrae! Haha..
???: Ah, I see.
???: Well, I should be going. Thank you for your time.
TOY BLOCKS: Hey, always available!
(??? leaves the scene)
Jurta
???: Hey, you're Jurta, right?
JURTA: Yeah.
???: Mind answering a few questions for me? Just for a few minutes.
JURTA: Sure. I'm not really doing anything right now so I have time.
???: Alright. So, why did you decide to join The Ultimate Heist Crew?
JURTA: Well, to be honest, I'm not really bothered with what team I join, so I choosed to joined this team when I had the chance. So far, I've had an alright time here!
???: I see. How do you feel about the whole "heist" theme?
JURTA: I don't mind it, actually. In fact, I find it to be really interesting. Makes me think what my team has planned, really.
???: Even when it's connected to crime?
JURTA: That's what I should've suspected to begin with. Honestly, I'm not sure if I'll get involved in any crimes, but I don't know. Not really the type of person to let my teammates down, you know?
???: Alright, and speaking of, how do you feel about your teammates?
JURTA: I think they're pretty alright, actually! Toy Blocks is really friendly to everyone and Rotob is quite interesting in my opinion. Honestly, I'm just a cat among a bunch of objects, haha.
???: What makes you say that about Rotob?
JURTA: Well... Rotob just goes, really fast, you know? It seems to really enjoy doing that, and I guess I like watching it do its thing. I don't know, it just makes me feel... intrigued in a way.
???: Alright. Well, that's all I have to ask from you. Thanks for talking with me.
JURTA: Hey, no problem.
(??? leaves)
Mangrove
???: Hello. You must be Mangrove?
MANGROVE: Indeed.
???: I see. Would you mind answering a few questions?
(Mangrove looks off to the side.)
MANGROVE: I'm sort of occupied, but I've got time for a couple.
???: Alright. What made you join The Ultimate Heist Crew?
MANGROVE: The promise and allure of riches, of course! My own skills could be the edge my team needs to successfully pull off a grand heist.
???: Is that why you're growing out your vines?
MANGROVE: Why, yes! To put it eloquently, ropes are prime tools for thievery!
MANGROVE: At least, from what I've seen in movies... How often is it necessary to lower someone down into a vault, really?
???: So, you're in on committing crimes?
MANGROVE: Well... it doesn't matter if we don't get caught, right? Even if we do, I'm sure we have the charisma to find our way out of it.
???: Hm. And any thoughts about the other competitors on your team?
MANGROVE: I'm glad Toy Blocks and Sketchy made it onto here. They were my prime picks for wooden alliance members!
MANGROVE: And What has some excellent taste in music, if I do say so myself.
MANGROVE: Overall, we have a whole repertoire of abilities to work with. Challenges'll be a breeze!
???: Thank you for your time. Any closing remarks?
(Mangrove looks back at their journal.)
MANGROVE: I would, but as I mentioned, I'm a bit busy. Catch you later.
Rotob
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???: You’re uh… “Rotob”?
ROTOB: uhh… yea.
???: Ah, good! Would you mind answering a few short questions for me?
ROTOB: uhm uhhh yea yea um uea yea
???: What’s with the stutter?
ROTOB: …l…l.
Processing…
….
Processing….
(There’s an almost 30 second pause.)
ROTOB: i like to run… fast
???: Huh? Why’s that.
ROTOB: it keeps me from… overheating…
(By the end of that last remark, Rotob had skittered away.)
Sketchy
???: You're Sketchy, right?
(Sketchy nods in agreement.)
???: Would you mind us asking you a few questions?
(Sketchy gives a thumbs-up.)
???: Great. For starters, why did you join this team?
Sketchy:
???: I see. Were you aware that this team actually committed crimes?
(Sketchy appears to be shocked for a moment, and then proceeds to answer the question.)
Sketchy:
???: Interesting... By any chance, do you know who this "Editor" mentioned on your page is?
Sketchy:
(Following this, ??? felt a strange feeling of disapproval beyond the fourth wall of the room the interview was taking place in. ??? would later describe this feeling as "someone silently going "Aw come on!"")
???: That will be all, thank you.
(Sketchy nods in agreement and proceeds to go back to what they were doing before. ??? nervously exits the room, going on to say that they "don't get paid enough for this.")
What
???: Sorry to bother you, are you What?
WHAT: yo mama
???: Excuse me?
WHAT: your big fanny granny
???: Well, I hardly think that's-
WHAT: your slap-happy grandpappy
(this went on for several minutes.)
???: Anyway, what made you decide to join Padlock's heist crew?
WHAT: well yknow im strumming my guitar looking for teams
WHAT: shifting ever so slightly from left to right as i slide across the campgrounds
WHAT: and some guy wants to make a team based solely around illegal activity
WHAT: so i thought why tf not? im joining i could show them my expertise
WHAT: after i showed them my wicked kickflip they accepted me as a trusted teammate
???: Would you... Care to elaborate?
WHAT: hell no
WHAT: whatre you a cop
???: Ah... Fair.
???: How do you feel about your teammates?
WHAT: buncha cool dudes
WHAT: we got the main captain broski padlock and my partner in not war-crime
WHAT: some blocks
WHAT: (i stole one and she hasnt noticed)
WHAT: and some liquidated bacon yum
???: Certainly descriptions if I've ever heard them. I'm off to interview some of the others, thanks for your time!
WHAT: cya too
WHAT: remember to vote me in the winners bracket
???: I... Have no idea what that is.
WHAT: friggin tourneykids
Multiball
The Big Cheese
???: Greetings! Are you..
(??? squints at their notes, re-reading it a few times.)
???: ..."The Big Cheese"?
TBC: it's pronounced "THE BIG CHEESE"! common mistake.
???: Is that not what I said?
TBC: you have to say it in caps!
???: ...Well, ..THE BIG CHEESE, do you mind answering a few questions?
(TBC rocks around his tower of books, appearing to deeply ponder the question.)
TBC: mmm.. sure thing buddy!
???: Alright. So, what made you join The Heist Crew?
TBC: the ULTIMATE heist crew!
???: Right.
TBC: well my good man im glad you asked! i just thought this team was missing someone such as myself.
TBC: i could bring a little oomph to the team, if you know what i mean.
???: I don't.
TBC: plus any good heist needs a little guy to get through the small spaces.
???: I suppose that's true.
???: So, acknowledging your stature, why the name "THE BIG CHEESE"?
TBC: don't mistake me for someone in denial!
TBC: when you're my size, you need to make an impact! a big name gets the job done with minimal effort
???: You give me a headache.
TBC: it comes and goes.
???: How do you feel about your teammates?
TBC: frankly i dont have a grasp on them yet! i have been observing though. come back to me!
???: Do you have any closing words?
TBC: remember to like and subscribe. and turn on the notification bell so you never miss a video :)
Go Sign
???: Aha, there you are! You must be Go Sign.
GO SIGN: Suuure am.
???: Is everything alright? You seem a bit…
GO SIGN: Why yes. You’ll have to forgive my cranky countenance, it’s not usual. I’ve just been in a bit of a sour mood today.
???: Why’s that?
GO SIGN: It happened during breakfast. I’d just poured the last bowl of my favorite cereal. I was all ready to chow down, when I knocked it over with my elbow. Got the last of the cereal—and milk—all over the floor.
???: I’m very sorry to hear about that, are you holding up okay?.
GO SIGN: Nothing to worry over, I’m certain this interview will get my mind off things.
???: That’s a good way to look at it.
GO SIGN: Like I always say, gotta keep a positive attitude and an open mind!
???: Ha, wonderful! In that case, let’s get right into the first question.
GO SIGN: Let’s!
???: What exactly prompted you to join The Ultimate Heist Crew?
GO SIGN: Oh you know, a few reasons. I originally joined because of an insatiable desire for power, but I ended up pleasantly surprised when I met this lovely bunch of friendly faces!
???: Ah, your teammates. How do you feel about them?
GO SIGN: I feel a sense of belonging here, y’know? Traffic Regulator is a fellow traffic sign, and Padlock has the same eye thing I do, for instance. Almost feels like destiny, like this is the team I was meant to be on.
???: Destiny, huh? So that’s why you joined?
GO SIGN: That and a hunger for power, yes. Oh! And I thought the crew’d be able to make good use of my talents too.
???: Talents? What kind?
GO SIGN: Well, for one, I’m a darn great joke teller!
???: Are you now?
GO SIGN: Yup! I’ll tell ya one of my favorites right now…
???: I’d love to hear it, but we’re on a tight schedule, so you’ll have to save it for the end.
GO SIGN: Aw shucks!
???: Do you have any other special abilities or talents?
GO SIGN: Not that I’m aware of. Just a positive attitude and a good ol’ sense of humor.
???: I see. Onto the next question, are you aware of what your team does?
GO SIGN: Whatever do you mean?
???: The heists. Stealing things.
GO SIGN: Ohhh, that! I was off-put at first, but it’s like I say, keep a positive attitude and an open mind!
???: I don’t think this is a very appropriate place to apply that.
GO SIGN: Nonsense! I won’t knock it ‘til I’ve tried it. I might even be good at it and want to become a full-time robber.
???: Well, that’s not what I-
GO SIGN: But I digress, what’s the next question?
???: Ah, ahem. Well, That was all I had for today. Hmm, what was the joke you started telling earlier?
GO SIGN: Oh yes! Well, let me remember…hoo! Haha, So, there’s this frog, right? Hehe. He walks into- HA! ‘Scuse me. Walks into the bank and- HAHAHOOHAHEHEHAaaoohh, you’ll have to forgive me. It’s a real knee-slapper. So he…HEHEHA!!!
(as Go Sign’s laughter transforms his now neutral expression into a dopey grin, the interviewer spontaneously bolts off in Go Sign’s direction, continuing to run out onto the horizon)
GO SIGN: Heehee—oh…Guess they weren’t kidding about being on a tight schedule.
…
GO SIGN: I suppose then I’ll have to ask me the rest of the questions myself!
…
GO SIGN: That was another joke. I came up with that one on the spot.
…
GO SIGN: Hahaha, I sure do crack myself up sometimes!
Traffic Regulator
???: Hello, I take it you're Traffic Regulator?
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Probably!
???: What prompted you to join The Ultimate Heist Crew?
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Well, I haven't been entirely sure about the theming, but I knew if I didn't join a team I'd probably be eliminated.
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: I just kinda followed Sock Hater and Toy Blocks. I'm a little familiar with them and it will probably be easier if my team has someone I know.
???: Why are you unsure of your team's theming?
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: A heist crew theme does seem a little fun, but I'm not entirely on board with actually committing crimes.
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Padlock seems a little too enthusiastic about the theme for me, and I'm not even sure why. What would we even steal? Wiki Articles?
???: Why is your head on fire?
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: I just needed a haircut.
(??? looks visibly disturbed.)
???: Do you... grow.. hair??
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Okay, I don't really have hair. I actually don't remember why I'm on fire at all, but part of me felt obligated to give at least some sort of coherent explanation.
TRAFFIC REGULATOR: I'm not sure where I was going with that.
???: I see...
(??? runs away)
Sock Hater (Attempt #2)
???: I'm glad you finally decided to be interviewed by us, Sock Hater.
SOCK HATER: You're not the usual interviewer guy. Who ARE YOU?
???: That's not of your concern. I am the one asking questions.
SOCK HATER: I'M just CURIOUS. sheesh.
???: So, why did you decide to join your team?
SOCK HATER: Well, I assumed the other teams that were forming wouldn't appreciate my...attitude. When I found out there was an entire team focused on being RUDE and COOL, I thought "NOW THAT'S THE TEAM FOR ME!!!"
???: So, you're aware of your reputation?
SOCK HATER: What?
SOCK HATER: ...Oh, I see. I know that people think I'm a jerk. I don't really care anymore. Every time I did try to care, it never worked out.
???: ...
???: Would you care to elaborate?
SOCK HATER: No.
SOCK HATER: ...But I don't ...TRY to be a jerk.
???: What's your thoughts on the other team members?
SOCK HATER: It seems like they yell at me for everything I do.
SOCK HATER: "OH, SOCK HATER! DON'T RIP UP JURTA'S STOCKINGS" (how was I supposed to know they were stockings???)
SOCK HATER: "SOCK HATER, DON'T BRING US INTO DEBT!!!"
SOCK HATER: "SOCK HATER, WHY DID YOU DELETE MY PART IN EDIT WAR???"
SOCK HATER: "AHHH, SOCK HATER, YOU BROUGHT A DINOSAUR INTO OUR WORLD AND IT'S EATING THE BIG CHEESE!!!"
SOCK HATER: I guess even my team doesn't understand me.
SOCK HATER: ...but they haven't kicked me out yet, so....
SOCK HATER: ...
SOCK HATER: I don't know if you do this, but ...can you not show this to my other teammates?
???: Don't worry, we don't.
SOCK HATER: That's a relief.
SOCK HATER: ...Now can I ask why YOU'RE interviewing me?
???: No.
Non-Contestants
For interviews of the Ultimate Heist Crew's non-contestant members, seetheirpages.
A list of records that have been published by the team. The naming convention is generally YYYY-MMN, with "YYYY" being the year, "MM" being the month number, and "N" being the unique letter identifier.
Records may be used to document team activities or any observances of others, and may also be used to document camp-related events or any opinions on other topics.
Due to reasons unknown, records from July - October 2023 have not been archived digitally. This may have been because of the hog attack knocking our data center offline for that time period. Woospies!
The Team 17 Meetup (not to be confused with Team 17 day, January 7th) was an annual meetup hosted on December 17th. It was a celebration of Team 17's rich history and the hot chocolatey future that's yet to come. It was tradition to drink hot chocolate during these meets, though it was not mandatory.
5th anniversary football game
On January 7th, 1922, in celebration of 5 years of existence, Team 17 played a friendly game of football. This caught the attention of passersby. Later, they would come up with the idea of a representative amateur football team. The team now competes as the Wiki City Chocolatiers, and comprise one of the Big Five Wiki City clubs.
2022
On December 17th 2022, the members of Team 17, along with anyoneelsewhocouldmakeit, joined together in voice chat.
a section where each character expresses how they like their chocolate with added meaning and other stuff
Big Boy
Despite Big Boy being an oil-burning steam locomotive, he has tried hot chocolate once after joining Team 17. He had never tasted something as sweet as hot chocolate before. Let's hope he doesn't get addicted.
Copper Pepper
Copper Pepper likes to drink xyr hot chocolate on cold winter days while wrapped in a blanket looking out the window while solving sudokus.
Gamer likes a nice hot chocolate with a swirl of whipped cream, tiny marshmallows, and caramel. He'll drink it while sitting on the couch with the fireplace lit, playing winter games.
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce just likes a little taste of home.
Miso
She enjoys her hot chocolate at a warm temperature. Marshmallows are nice but she usually just waits for them to dissolve into the hot chocolate "for added flavor." Uses only whole milk and prefers it made on the stove because it reminds her of how she was made.
Pentagon
ow oof my bones ouchh
SFD Jigsaw Piece
SFD's favorite moments to be drinking chocolate in, is spending time with people he cares about, like in a christmasdinner or a sleepover. He might not be that close with many people, but the ones he has he cares about a lot, and now he has a whole new team to do it with.
Strawberry
I like drinking hot chocolate at a cool -171 degrees celsius (thats -275.8 degrees Fahrenheit!)
Sunny
Sunny likes his hot chocolate at a temperature of 1.57×107 K, which is 2.83×107 °F.
Heisenburgy
heinsencuppy
My god...
This is the best cup of hot chocolate I've ever tasted. ========>
Trivia
Team 17 was statistically 1.7 times more powerful than Team 10.
For Team 17's 100th anniversary in 2017, they made a diss track on Team 10 for 17 hours, 17 minutes, and 17 seconds.
I DOTN´ KNOW WHAT TRANSCLUDE MEANS BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY — SFD Jigsaw Piece (talk) 06:6, 9 January 2023 (UTC)
Transcluding is when you put one page on another page. — Copper Pepper (talk) 05:51, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
Anyway yeah I'm gonna make a page for these — Copper Pepper (talk) 05:52, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
Oh, also you guys can set your link color if you want by copying and modifying the css at the top of the page. — Copper Pepper (talk) 05:57, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
heres to the ones that we got.... cheers to the wish you were here but you're not.......
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