If The Wiki Camp 2 Was a BFDI Challenge
Cold open ig
we should kill the blue thing its giving me a sinister ki reading
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*screech*
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please dont do that again it gave me a migraine
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not like an actual migraine i was exaggerating just dont do that please its irritating
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If you leave us alone, we'll leave you alone. We're only exploring this... thing.
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They're just people minding their own business. I mean, we've seen children's show characters, Halloween's biggest fan, and even the cast of Death Note.
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Yeah. I hung out with them a few times, and even hosted a mahjong tournament.
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Yeah, but like, why on some, like, random website on the Internet?
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It's not a random website...
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If it's not random, then why are those damn seals everywhere?!
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Well, someone must've joked around on them for so long to the point where it became part of Wiki Camp 2ian culture.
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He joked around on us, huh?
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Brother! They're just like... well, not you and me, but Paper Niko! They'd rather feel welcomed in this vast virtual world!
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More like this nasty, despicable world!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Whatever. Let's just see what's inside.
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Exploring the wiki
Laes cream
Ooh, ice cream!
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Wait, why does it taste like seal meat?
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IT'S GROUND UP SEAL MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE ICE CREAM.
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Ugh! Can we just go somewhere else? That spotted seal deserves better.
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What?
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Count
2,760! Ah ah ah!
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He's been counting for ages! When will he stop?
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2,761! Ah ah ah!
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Wait a minute.
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2,762! Ah ah ah!
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Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
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...
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...
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2,763! Ah ah ah!
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HE SAID IT!
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Sulfur
Hey, it's yellow! Like me!
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What's so special about that?
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Well, if you look closely, a solid is formed. We like to call it a precipitate.
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But I thought precipitation is when water falls from clouds?
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Gan gonvhurm.
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Only true chemists can truly understand such greatness.
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But virtually none of us are chemists.
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So...? There's nothing wrong with that.
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I guess you're right.
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Hippopotamus
Open wide, big guy!
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It's a seal, not a hippo.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me...
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You do know there's universal hatred for seals here, to the point where there's a team named Damn seal.
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Is there even a real hippo in here? I wanna feed one a watermelon...
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Follow me.
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The Wiki Camp 2 World Expo
A hippo! I'm feeding it now-
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The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole
What even is this for?
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It's called "The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole" for a reason.
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Well, then, I guess we put the square in the square hole.
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That's right.
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And then... we put the hexagon...
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Mhm?
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...in the square hole!
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You're mastering this already!
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As for the pentagon-
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oh no...
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What's wrong?
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Allow me to explain.
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Hey guys. Shit is about to get real now.
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I thought it said "The Wiki Camp 2" was the challenge. Even then, I'm still confused.
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There are challenges in The Wiki Camp 2. And we're about to do one right now.
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And that isssss...
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