Jacob Lenard
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BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR
GENERAL NOTICE 001-Alpha: In order to prevent knowledge of Jacob Lenard from being leaked, several/no false Jacob Lenard files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of Jacob Lenard, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of Jacob Lenard to the general public is cause for execution, except as required under ████-███-██████.
WARNING:
ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.