List of people who paid for Twitter

• Sealon Musk
  • $44 billion, to be exact
  • Unspecified billions of dollars through FTC fines!
• SeaIon Musk
  • $8 (Twitter Blue subscription)
  • Sealbot1
  • Sealbot2
  • Sealbot3
• Chubsworld
• My buddy Eric