Moses

Not to be confused with Moses from The Bible.

Moses was a seal who helped invent the first computer. It accomplished this by splashing water at a nearby notebook, making it so the wet patterns perfectly described in plain Mandarin Chinese how to construct the first working computer. This invention helped the allies win in WWII, earning Moses the title of Splish Splash Maestro.

The only surviving photo of Moses, taken before color was invented. 1939

It is hotly contested in the math and animal rights communities whether Moses should get the credit for this invention or its owner, Alan Turing. Proponents of Moses' contributions call for the official change of the invention's name, from "Turing Machine" to "Uncle Moses' Wild Invention".

Alan Turing and Moses showing off their invention.