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Can you believe it?

A pesky little fellow asked an onlooker for a slice of cake, and so the onlooker handed it the cake. Moments later, the cake was still there, and not a single bit was missing from the cake. They were deceived! That ugly thing just told a lie! This is a disgraceful act to society, and now people are calling for total seal extinction as early as 2024. The liar has been sentenced to death via the shredder.