Noah Bonds

“	And Bonds hits one high... HITS IT DEEEEEP... IT ISSS OUTTA HEREEEEEE- oh they lost	”
	— Some commentator commentating Noah Bonds's hit somehow being caught

Noah Bonds is a professional baseball player for the Noahtown Armadillos of Wikilandian Professional Baseball. He is the only Armadillo that survived The Noah Purge, and is one of the game's top hitters.