Don't call. me Ishmael please. for. the love of. god don't call. me. that. I'm not Ishmael. please. don't call. me imae Ishmael.
  — Ishmael, alot

Ishmael, also known as Girl Ishmael, also known as imposter Ishmael, is one of the 12 employees of DATA EXPUNGED. After living a completely normal and innocuous life, she seeks employment at The Normal Camp 2. Unfortunately, she appears to be quite the identity thief, constantly framing herself as if she was the first Ishmael, much to the dismay of the oldie goldie classic one and only Ishmael. She also has superpowers or something but we don't really care.

Ishmael (Imposter)
First appearanceMEDIA IRRELEVANT
Moby-Dick (pictured)
Created byDATA EXPINGED
In-universe information
GenderFemale
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