Okin napkin
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If you spill a damn drink or get crumb on your face, the okin napkin is a verified sponge tool method to cure you!
Okin's index of softness
If there's one thing to be said, it's that the developers of okin napkin know their soft. So they made up a thing to tell you how soft something is.
RANK GRAVEL: HARD AS ROCKS
This is the hardest anything can be. Every type of rock goes here, such as talc or diamond.
RANK DIRT: FEELING MUDDY
Take a dip in the tar pits and you felt this soft before! It's not so soft but it will be ok.
RANK WATER: TRUE HERO
Water is considered the neutral softness. Hence water bed.
RANK CLOUD: OH YEAH, WOW
This is the softest anything can be. It is like a cloud, a dream, or a pillow. It is all here.
Which one are you?