Onua
Onua is a lego bionicle man form the series lego bionicle. He is a BITCH and thinks he is the thinker but he is WRONG. His actions have led to many catastrophic events, such as Greenland and maybe even perhaps The Great Sinkhole Tragedy??? He is a black and silver bionicle with a very large blaster that he uses to THINK because he THINKS he is the PHILOSOPHER!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUT HE IS WRONG!!!!!! His powers per canon (not a bit btw) are Enhanced Strength, THINK, and Earth. Sometimes he is red or even purple and sometimes even perhaps on occasion gold????
The Great Battle og Thinkers
One time onua was crashed landed on a rock in space and he was very hirt. He then thought very hard and used his earth power to teleport to earth, wheren he was immediatly attacked because of woke. Unfortunantly, he got away, thought so hard that he teleported to the cosmic plane, where he then had a think battle with every deity ever conceived ever. He of course, one, as his power is THINK and nobody else has the power so he is the best at THINK trhere is.
Death
He died
Revival
Much like jesus, he resurected, but it was instead the 5ith day, and he was reborn as a super awesome cool form with purple and even GOLD!??!??!?!? Wow he looks so pawsome and cool. I am kinda impressed by how awesome he looks. Like wowie he looks so cool. I mean like wow he looks so dreamy and pretty wow I love him wow omygosh oh ok i think im going to stop here before things get bad 🤤🤤🤤😭😭😭😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟