Pick-Up Sticks

Not to be confused with Pick-up lines.

Pick up sticks is the MOST HARDCORE FUCKING GAME IN THE WORLD. All who attempt its WRATH will PERISH.

Here's how it FUCKING works:

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• You pick up all the pick up sticks into one handful. This is a crucial step.
• You touch one end of the handful of pick-up sticks to the table or floor or SKULL (remember,this is badass) you are playing on
• You let the sticks drop. This should create a pile of sticks.
• YOU ARE NOW READY TO "PLAY" (SUFFER).
• GATHER HOWEVER MANY OF YOUR 'FRIENDs' OR 'ENEMYS' OR MAYBE YOU ARE PLAYING AGAINST DEATH... IN A AGAME. FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!11!!1!11!!!
• EACG PERSON TAKES A TURN ATTEMPTING (SUFFERING) TO
• TAKE ONE (1) STICK FROM THE PILE WITHOUT DISTURBING ANY OF THE OTHERS STICKS. THEIR TURN ENDS WHEN THEY TAKE THE STICK OR DISTURB THE PILE. THEY DONT GET THE STICK IF THEY DISTURBED THE PILE
• AT THE END!! OF THE GAME THE PERSON WHO THE MOST STICKS DIES!!!!