Quadruple Bus Attack

The screen that appears when you unlock this move from the skill tree, demonstrating its range.

The Quadruple Bus Attack is a move learned by the seal class at level 10. It allows the user to summon up to four buses to run over and flatten an opponent (just like that one transformation in Wario Land).

Information

With a range of 150 feet, it has the longest range of any attack (besides atom bomb). It is a late-game move, reserved for only those dedicated to work a 14 hour shift as a bus driver.

Applications

• When you need to fill up at least 10 more parking spaces.
• When you need to increase your carbon footprint just that little bit more.

Addendum

The buses you summon don’t have any fuel in them, and they run on real world money (RSD). For twenty healthy payments of $9.99, you can have your buses up and running. Rates apply.