Seal Slammr

Seal Slammr was a gossip forum where people posted about how much they hate seals. This website was largely criticized for how they would talk about seals, with some people calling into question the morals of such a website. Of course, all of these weenies would be proven wrong after the February 22nd 2026 Cement Disaster. Some critics of the website believe that the disaster would have been mitigated, or even entirely avoided if the website didn't make speculations on if Niko was really turning 6, or if he would even eat cement in the first place.