Simply Salmon
Simply Salmon is a fish blend drink comprised of unknown substances. It tastes like tuna.
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| Nutritional value per 8 fl oz | |||||
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| Energy | 240 kJ (57 kcal) | ||||
2 g | |||||
20 g | |||||
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History
When Tropicana redefined what a drink can be with their fish blend, Simply Orange and Coke put their full R&D efforts towards making a competing drink. Nearly 2 years later, in 1989, Simply Salmon hit store shelves. For every Tropicana Fish Blend drink sold, more than four Simply Salmon drinks sold.
Composition
No one knows what kind of fish or ingredients are contained within. This trade secret has been enforced numerous times with militia's outside the jurisdiction of the United States.