Sleep Playlist
Sleep Playlist, also known as Bedlist or by their original name Sleeping Accommodations, is a non-contestant that resides in Playlist's Pad. Like Playlist, the non-contestant consists of three members, all comprising a single spectator to The Wiki Camp 2. Sleep Playlist is, however, an active contestant in Camp ULTIMATE GAMING EXPERIENCE (under the name Sleeping Accommodations). Sleep Playlist is not a band, nor is it a group, posse, club, organization, team, polycule, friendgroup, society, civilization, squad, or political party. Sleep Playlist is not a taxonomy, classification, label, or identifier, either. Sleep Playlist instead is a non-sentient concept which happens to consist of three sentient members.
Members
The three members of Sleep Playlist are:
- Egg Cup (no pronouns). Egg Cup is a talented impressionist.
- Suspicious Package (she/her). Suspicious Package, formerly known as Jackie in a Box, was a prolific poet in the early 2000s primarily active in and around New York City. Her career came to an abrupt end in the mid-2010s, shortly before Welcome Mat announced her career name change.
- Welcome Mat (it/its). Welcome Mat has a prominent, ever-shifting tattoo. It carries its head in its hand or stores it behind its back for safekeeping. It considers itself the leader of Sleep Playlist, a claim strongly refuted by Egg Cup.
Relationship to Playlist
Sleep Playlist and Playlist are roommates. The band and the concept both reside within Playlist's Pad. Each member of Sleep Playlist serves as the sleeping accommodation for a corresponding member of Playlist:
- TOP 4 BABIES ALL TIME PAST & FUTURE sleeps inside of Egg Cup. (Specifically, baby 3 sleeps inside of Egg Cup, 2d baby sleeps on top of baby 3, and baby 1 sleeps on top of 2d baby's floating Monster Energy can.)
- bingus music sleeps inside of Suspicious Package.
- clash royale king laughing emote sleeps on top of Welcome Mat.
On April Fools' Day, they mostly switch places, like so:
- Egg Cup sleeps on top of baby 3, smoothly slotting over baby 3's forehead.
- Suspicious Package sleeps on top of bingus music.
- Welcome Mat, however, consistently refuses to take part in the band's April Fools festivities. Perhaps, by sleeping in the area outside Playlist's Pad, it celebrates another way...
Besides being roommates, there is presently very little connection between Playlist and Sleep Playlist. Sleep Playlist has never appeared in any of Playlist's content, and the normally Twitter-talkative clash royale king laughing emote has never mentioned Sleep Playlist in any of his many Tweets. Presumably, this means that, shockingly, Clash Royale Laughing Emote has no grievances with Sleep Playlist.
Coverage
Sleep Playlist is not a contestant in The Wiki Camp 2.
Criminal record
Members of Sleep Playlist are all guilty of all of (conspiracy to commit) the following crimes:
Hijacking, Aggravated Assault, Grand Theft Auto, Impersonation of an Evil Official, Murder
During Camp ULTIMATE GAMING EXPERIENCE's inception, when an Evil DDT! attacked the area, members of Sleep Playlist responded by boarding the Evil DDT! and attacking its pilot. Egg Cup Egg Cupped the pilot, allowing Egg Cup to issue new instructions to the Evil DDT! Central Command directly leading to its impromptu destruction.
Cringe
Amazon House.
Breaking and Entering, Disturbing a Scheduled Event, Felony Murder of a Non-Existent Entity (multiple counts), Felonious Smonk, Theft, Arson, Lying on Purpose
When faced with the requirement to procure a diamond in a massive, sprawling cave system, the members of Sleep Playlist were shocked to realize that they had been transported very close to their own home. Passing ores, rocks, abandoned mineshafts, and maybe even some terrors lurking in the darkness, the members quickly located Playlist's Pad and entered the house, unaware that they were interrupting the monthly Host Hoedown. (To avoid embarrassment, Playlist apparently had elected not to invite their roommates, and to wait to offer to host the event until the members of Sleep Playlist were otherwise occupied.)
Initially disoriented and uncertain if they were in their own universe (or perhaps out of outrage), the members of Sleep Playlist accidentally(?) crashed the party and began boorishly dismantling the event. In the resulting chaos, Egg Cup learned a new impression-- but poorly and inconsistently, as every time Egg Cup now performs that impression, it tends to change. Several members of HOST attempting to use Amazon House as an additional party room possibly ceased to exist, causing the amount of nonexistent HOST members to nearly quadruple for a new total of 0. Also Welcome Mat found and smonked some weed, which is SUPER illegal.
After crashing the party, Sleep Playlist began raiding Playlist's Pad. (Egg Cup later stated in an interview that the members were unaware that they were in their home reality. Welcome Mat, in particular, expressed a strong belief that it and its fellow members of Sleep Playlist were in some sort of "EVIL UNIVERSE." It cited a close brush with Evil Playlist, describing the entity like so: "[YIKES] IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE PLAYLIST BUT EVIL. [YEAH] I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING. [UMMM] MORE DETAILS? [OKAY] YEAH, I CAN GIVE MORE DETAILS. [SO] IT KEPT CHANGING FORMS. [LIKE] IT WAS A CIRCLE, AND THEN A BALL, AND THEN A BOX... [TRUE] IF THAT WASN'T EVIL PLAYLIST, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.")
Welcome Mat, the only member of Sleep Playlist with arms, began tossing all of Playlist's things into Suspicious Package. The stolen things included Playlist's "I'm With" Shirt, Baby photo's 🥹(including the only remaining photograph of Untouch, the one thing that can't be replaced), Badges, Billboard (thankfully releasing Playlist from their eternal damnation), Contract Thingamabob, Corn Flakes, 1:1 scale replica of Excallusber, Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire, Fishtank, canned Greet, Juneside Potion-flavored canned Greet, King cake leftovers, Medal detector (which the members of Sleep Playlist erroneously believed was a metal detector), Metal (which the members of Sleep Playlist almost failed to detect, until they accidentally tripped over it), Microsoft Word Amiibo, Netflix Instant Streaming Disc, Piano, Plot armor, copies of Pokémon, bucket of PopCorners, fan-replica of the Portla Gun, hater-replica of the Portla Gun, neutral party-replica of the Portla Gun, Red Shell, Royalty Crown (causing Playlist to lose the rights to all future residuals from streams of their debut album), Skate boards, ball of String, crushed-up Sun Dried Techo Claw baggy, pet Tiger, Trousers, and their replica Trusty Pan, as well as three of their four Remotes and ~85% of their cumulative wizard contents.
Attempting to create a diversion to exit the house stealthily, the members of Sleep Playlist plugged in the Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire before sneaking out. This caused a fire to consume Playlist's Pad, which sadly also killed Playlist due to the loss of their plot armor. Due to the death of a contestant, the page describing the events of March's Host Hoedown was later reverted and edited to suggest that Emoticon, not Playlist, had hosted the event to tremendous success despite her lack of a tangible home.
Equipped with a tremendous supply of things, but no diamond, the members of Sleep Playlist were also quick to realize that they had tossed a veritable landfill of things directly onto the home of their "esteemed" hosts. Thinking quickly, Welcome Mat entered Suspicious Package to smooth things over with Seeking Shuriken, Perma-Spike, and Even More Tacks. Upon landing on top of the stack of things, however, Welcome Mat noticed that the Royalty Crown, besides producing a steady stream of money, also had two purple gems. Because everything in Amazon House was some shade of purple, Welcome Mat successfully convinced the hosts that the crown contained two diamonds, successfully completing the challenge. (Notably, this meant that each member of Sleep Playlist had spearheaded one series of crimes, causing all three members to be equally Wanted.)