[Here is where the story splits... Keep reading to stay on this path, or find another way...]

Waldorf
Ow!
Statler
Silly Statley! You just walked into an Arrow? You cannot be doing these Statley my love!
Waldorf
[This text has been censored on account of inappropriate and offensive language.]
Statler and Waldorf
Reality is breaking apart by our very eyes! We have ventured into territory abandoned by even God Himself!
Statler
I am going to piss
Statler
Begins pissing
Statler
I have concluded my pissing
Waldorf
Congration! Pissing skill level up!
Statler
Aaaaaoooouuugh
Waldorf
Waldorf
I am bored. I will travel to back