Statley and Waldonf/Opinions

NOTICE: This books was written before the sad and bad death of Statley and Waldonf! This magazine was found in they're ATTIC. And then they stopped being dead so this is no Longer a "POST MORTEM" release!

123 Referee

World re own?

Yes, pro wrestle!

As easy as ABC Referer!

Ah ha ha ha!

9150625

Yet to be verify?

8 Dollars a month!

Ah ha ha ha!

Yet to be verify? I find it quite exist!

Ah ha ha ha!

What?

Ad

Waldonf, Would you buy an Ad?

Yes, I would

What would you advertise?

Ah ha ha ha!

Atlanta Souviner Cup

Did you hear he is green?

Feel so green like a Money!

I didn't know the Lost City of Atlanta has a gifts shop!

Ah ha ha ha!

Bacon Cola

But what about Bacon Cola?

The bacon goes well on a salad!

Yum yum yum!

Bean Sprout

Bean Sprout Anatomy Charts!

Ooh! I want to Retweet thats!

Ah ha ha ha!

Big Boy

What do you make of Big Boy?

Can't say that I am!

Not you, numbskull (Four Shadow)! The Train!

Thank goodness! I thoughts it was a Plane. Train is good.

We like trains!

Biscuit Tin

Can a Match box?

Yes, but a Biscuit tin!

Ah ha ha ha!

Black

What is that?

Some kind of figure!

Sick!

Bot the mew

If Bot the mew is so good, what isn't there a Mew the Bot2?

What?

I did that wronged

Ah ha ha ha!

Briny

Oooh! I can't open xe Jar of Pickle!

Try using your hand!

Ah ha ha ha!

Bullseye

Look! It is target practice!

Yes! Let us throw weapons at it!

Ah ha ha ha!

Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once you, pop! You can't

What?

Cake? Is this a birthday part?

Ah ha ha ha!

Candy Stick

Let throw it at wall, see what stick!

Candy!

"LOL" - Cand Stick

Cauldron

You know would be a fan of this?

A green witch with a spelled book!

[The infamous laughter of a witch!]

Cellphone

You know who fan of a this?

Dake!

You use to call me on me!

Christmas Techo Scarf

Burp! It is cold in Fall and Winter.

Statley? Are you okay?

FROSTBITE!

No!!!

Copper Pepper

Statley! Take a drink of this Doctor Pepper! It is spicy and will heal your cold.

FROSTBITE GONE!

Ho ho ho!

CrAIyon

Did you know Crayola is made in the USA?

No!!!

Yes, in Le High Valley!

Ennsylvania

Creative Commons & Copyright

What is copyright?

Can't say that I have!

Ah ha ha ha!

Fuck you Muppets! Sue me! I dare you! Pieces of shit! I fucking hate you guys!

Daisy

Hi Daisy.

Dexter Cut

Dexter Cut what happened?

I do say I love smoking a good pipe!

Puff puff puff!

Diary

I do say! Is that a Island Bear?

No, Stupid, Idiot. Are you're dense? That is Diary.

Doesn't look like! Look like a tiger!

Diary is book character that like French House and loves play games online!

Diary?

Diffuser

Ew! What is the smell?

The odor's smells and device's color is whatever I want!

Vomit and Vomit Green?

What you suggest? What better?

Gasoline and Pitch Black!

Oooh, that a good choose!

SNIIIIIIFFFFF

Dodgeball

Look! A nice and firm mail!

We just got a letter!

Did you play dodgeball in college?

Can't say that I have!

Ah ha ha ha!

Dora

Did you play mahjong in college?

Can say that I have!

Ah ha ha ha!

Duplo

Don't step on a plastic construction toy!

Did you play lego in college?

Nope, I preferred the Hot Wheel!

Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroooom!

Emoticon

What is your favorite emotion?

Laughter!

What is our favorite emoji?

XD

EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡

Ew, what the fucking is that?

Look like a caramel apples from carnival...

Did you play carnival game in college?

Yes, even mostly the Balloon dart game!

Pop pop pop pop!

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Fictional charcter

Oh, this chiropractor is Fiction!

Thank goodness! Don't want that thing real life!

Hey. That not nice. Don't said that.

Apology

Flag

I pledges allegiance, to the this!

Oh, this flag is White!

Like us old people Hairs?

Ah ha ha ha!

Font Mini

Look into my magnifying glass!

Whoa! That the smallest virus I ever seen! It the size of an Ant!

Gonna be honesty, smallest thing I've ever saw is ant (bug)

Gamer

Games? I love games!

What your favorite game?

What? Shut up. Trying to prove me a liar? I do love games!

What your favorite game?

Stop!!!

Go Sign

Statley! Stop! We have to not go when Stop Sign.

Silly Waldonf! That is a GOING sign!

Whoops! Let pick up the pace!

Yes! Go very fast for these next one!

Head of Lettuce

I'm talking lettuce!

Heat Death of the Universe

So heat! Can I get a cold cup of soup?

Image

Snap! That is going in my image compilation!

In a Nutshell

My lime stone could never live out a shell!

Jurta

Cha ching! I bet 100 catnip that this is Jurta!

Kiny

So cute! A baikaled berry!

Kumon

French? Like the house of the Diar Ry!

Let Tumes Tari

An author! Sign my Diary!

LiSt

I love to masterview! I'm a

Little Caesars Pizza

Would you try it?

Lost Artifact

Look like you lost! Need a map? Help you find place!

Mahjong Tile

Woof! I think we slows down now! Go sign far away so we can slower.

All caught up?

PANT PANT PANT PANT

Ooh! Do not look too closely at this senator!

Why that?

Ow! Now I saw. That is the Rooster Game! Do not look into that Rooster!

GAME OVER

Mangrove

I wish I have a leg on each of my roots!

What roots? You are have no roots...

No, look! I have a roots! I am a great big tree!

My bad. I did not know. I never looked at you before.

Why no?

My eyes was closed until now... oops.

Mark Genuine

Did you attend Mark Gender's funeral?

No, I hate Morty Genius!

Say what?

What?

Tee hee hee hee!

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

Why don't you like Marcus? I think he was sweet.

No, he is a sour.

Ah ha ha ha!

Ooh, I like to eat at the Mr. Donald's!

I prefer Home Depot!

Meme Folder

Oh! Woah! I having the perfect Wikipedia Camp 2 page in my Wiki Camper Two Reacting Folder!

Really?

Yes! Here is my honesty reaction: THIS

Ah ha ha ha!

Miso

So heat! Can I get a cold cup of soup?

This is a cup of soup!

Yes! I need a cold cup of sauce to washed down this warm bowl of sauce!

Ah ha ha ha!

Monitor

What? Have no mouth?

You don't haves a mouth either!

Ah ha ha ha!

Mugshot

Look Statley! A cups to drink we're cold soup!

No! This is no mug! This Mugshot!

Who's?

It a human like we! Not really. A little bit of.

I say they are like Battle Fore Dream World!

Battle? Why do we battle?

It will be long battle... unless you stop drink from the mug!

I want my coldest soup!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

It is forbid Do not slurp from the Mug's shot!!!

Are you a jester? This is a piece of porch lain.

With leg and criminal record!

Ok? Hasn't asked you. Drinking!

Ah ha ha ha!

Multiball

Multiple of ball?

Quite greed! Why need more than two?

One ball per person! Just like dodgeball!

Yes, is only fair. That is why it is a firm and nice game!

Number 1 Pen

Number 1 pen per person! Just like standard testing.

Fill in the correct's answer Bubble fully so the machine can scans it.

My 4th grade teacher taught me how to use a pen!

Nurse Cap

Ooh! The Red Cross cymbal.

I thought you could not used that symbol!

Of course you can! How else would you open a First Aiding Kit?

Ah ha ha ha!

Open Sesame

Oopa sesame style!

Hey. S

Close that opened!

Ah ha ha ha!

Ostap

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Ok? Hasn't asked you. La la

Hey.

Oh Stapler!

Ah ha ha ha!

Padlock

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Me too! Let's say it at the SAME MINUTE!

Four...

Three!

Two! Two! Two!

Uno...

PATLOCK!

Ah ha ha ha!

We having lots of fun here, everybodie.

Paper Niko

Sersiously...

They puts a SEAL in the show?

I think it kinda cute!

Grah! You angry me! You upsetting me! I SUMMON THEE!

GREETINGS.

PUNISH STATLEY! FOR HE MADE ME UPSETTING!

No! No! Waldonf, Don't doing this!

DO WHAT YOU DO BEST!

Stop! You are out of your brain! Use your mind and think this trough!

DO IT!

VERY WELL.

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I, DANIEL, GROUND YOU FROM THE WIKI CAMP 2 FOR 5 OPINIONS!

Pentagon

Haha, you are a shape!

Perry Llelogram

Haha, you are a shape as too!

Playlist

Hey you, Big king in the front!

Me and my Right Hand Puppet can laugh too! Watch!

Oh. That right. No Statley right now.

Plumbers Hero

AHH! AHH! STOP RAGING! AHH! NEXT! IM SCARING! IM SCARE!

Push Dagger

Ooh, a weaponry! You know, I like weapon and violent.

When I was just a 144 month old baby, I bought a knife and a gun too!

Say, Sending me a DIRECT MESSAGES and we can chat about knifes!

Rolly

I'm back

Doesn't look very a rolly too me. Something rolly... I'd guess a Bread Roll!

This should be named Woody Sticky!

Agreement!

Rotob

Statley, there is a secret on this contestant, Can you know it?

Hm, Can I get a HINT?

Look at they name!

Oooh! I get it!

ROTOB backward is ROBOT!

Haha, Good employment!

SFD Jigsaw Piece

So what how the Sponge die? Why???

What? Said that again. I don't understanding you.

What how of do Sponge die, why happen sponge go?

Hm, What do you thoughting, Daniel?

WHY WOULD I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE DEATH OF SPONGEBOB?

Goint Pood!

Good Goint!

Good!

Holding on

Good point.

Sir Feet

Jesus Crist.

Yikes! Those are some biggest feet!

His name should be BIG FEET!

I think that names is taken!

Ah ha ha ha!

Sketchy

I'm sleepy

Zzz

Um

So, you name Sketchy? Hi!

You look like you on a papers

I'm a big of paper fan!

Daniel, Helping me out here! I'm all alone!

OH

WHAT DO I DO

Gives your opinion on the competitor! Be honestly and funnily!

UH, OK

SKETCHY, AS A WORD, CAN ALSO MEAN SUSPICIOUS

IS THAT ANYTHING

Yes, very funniest!

Slime

THIS GUY IS PRETTY SLIMEY

Yes, and he even has dead parent!

UH. YEAH

Hahaha! Haha!

IS THAT FUNNY?

True!

UH. OKAY

HA... HA...

Smobo

SMOBO

KIND OF A WEIRD NAME

HA HA

Daniel, that isn't fucking funny.

What if I said Daniel is a stupid name, asshole?

SORRY

Sock Hater

Ha ha ha! I agreeing with this one! I hate Sock!

WHO IS SOCK

Me don't know or do a care! I thinks Sock should died, Woud not that be a very funny?

THAT SEEMS RUDE

... Statley, wake up soons please.

SswtUPtyOLI

OH HEY THATS THE WIKI'S ICON

Yeah. Sure is...

PRETTY INTERESTING

Sure...

Staffa Island

Looks. It is Staff Island...

COOL

Daniel.

WHAT

Just shut the fucks up please.

UH

OKAY SORRY

Strawberry

Haha, That is not a Goof Ball, That is a Goof Berry! Silly mistaking on the page texts!

...

Daniel, you can a laugh now.

OH

HA HA HA

SummerMelon.docx

AHH! NO!!!

Yawn... Why you so loud and a the wake me?

Sorry Statley. I saw a paper on a fire. It was flame. I like paper a very lot so it was upsetting that it was burnting.

Okay Waldonf. Let get back to the jokes and onion.

Sunny

Woah! The SUN! From Space and the Sky!

Let hope the sun don't come too close, or ALL the paper will burn and die!

Ah ha ha ha!

HA HA HA

Who told you that you can a laugh?

UH

WALDONF

Only when Statley won't here, dumb!

Let's kill Daniel!

WHAT

NO

Ah ha ha ha!

T Series Car 5134

Did you ride on Train in college?

Can't say that I have!

Ah ha ha ha!

You hogging my all my lines...

Tahmahtoh

You say tomato...

No I doesn't

I saying Tahmahtoh!

No

Teenage Trouble Claws

I don't saying tomato

Stop buddy we are on the Next

Teenage Troubles? I had a lot of these!

I met a girl named Waldonfina in High School... but she playeding my heart like a flute!

And breaked it like an egg

What?

Mmm.. Eggs!

Terra

Where's the pictures?

How do we reading this with no pictures!

Hey Terraria, Get some Damn pictures in there page!

THE BIG CHEESE

Ooh! That a big one!

Look, this page has T as a categorizing!

What do you think it standing for?

The Computer

The Computer!

Um. Not. The Computer is different from The Big Cheese.

But their first names are both The

Okay

The Eater of Wikis

Woah! So cute!

Aww! It is a cute little rabbit!

Meow Meow Meow!

Aww!

The Joker

Ooh! Watch out for The Joker!

Why

Uh

Okay

The Wiki Machine

So, this is a device machine that?

Hey Wiki Machinima

Your kid looks weird.

You can't just say that

TheLegend27

So, this is a TheLegend27 that?

I know this one! She throws boulders and defeated Game of Warriors!

Not really a Warriors if they deafeated, aren't they?

Ah ha ha ha!

Toasty

Who am I?

You am Statley!

No, who is me??

What?

Not me, me!

Um

I am talking about I.

Stop

Tombstone

Look? There is two of them!

My god! Are those memorial tablets for US? A duo of the elderly sort?

No

Toy Blocks

My god! Are those toy shapes that can put in the squared holes?

Oh male! I love to play with toys!

Just this yesterday, I purchasing a PADDLE BALL!

Me just happy with my Classic Vintage OG "Rubix's Cube"

This character is kinda of like LEGO

Did you play lego in college?

Nope, I preferred the Hot Wheel!

Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroooom!

Wow! DJ Voo!

Traffic Regulator

This fucking asshole!

BOO!

I can traffic my car however I wants to! Don't be the boss of me!

Hey, Regulationize THIS!

🖕

Amen

Tuna

Look! A fishy treat!

This smelling fishlike...

Ah ha ha ha!

Twimble

Ha ha, This is a Cat!

This smelling catlike!

This CAT should eat the TUNA!

Ah ha ha ha!

U.U.F.O.

What is UFO stands for?

Ugly Flying Objetct!

What the extra U for?

SHUT UP!!! NOW!!!

Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2

Vandalisying? Isn't that against the Laws?

Ooh.. I doesn't know.

But doesn't forget, we aren't a very law following citizen either!

Oh yeah, we got a Cease and Decease!

And refused to server our sentences, no less! Our sentence beind Die.

Okay! I forgive Vandalizing on The Wiki Page 2!

What

Woah, what is this?

Yes, indeed, What is that. That, being What

What?

Witch's Cauldron

Woah, what is this?

Did you believe in Magic in college?

Heh, I dabbled in the magic wand a pulled a few bunny out of the famous hat from magic!

Nice and Good!

Wrecking Ball

Wrecking Balls! Like the Macklemore tune!

I come in with a Wrecking Ball!

Ah ha ha ha!

ZEITGEIST

So, this is a pieces of the puzzle?

What is the puzzling?

The puzzle is: What is the

Ah ha ha ha!

The End

We did it! We wrote the Genius World Record of the most opinions had!

Yes, Very Good!

On to the next venturing! Let us do another things!