Steamed Hams but it's an article but Muscle Man is Chalmers' plus-one
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Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
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You know who else made it, despite your directions?
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Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
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You know who else is prepared for an unforgettable luncheon?
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Yeah.
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Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt.
GASP!
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Oh, ye Gods! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Hohoho, Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
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He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers and Muscle Man enter the kitchen.
SKINNER, WITH HIS CRAZY EXPLANATIONS, THE SUPERINTENDENTS GONNA NEED SOME MEDICATION, WHEN HE HEARS SKINNER'S LAME EXAGGERATIONS, THERE'LL BE TROUBLE IN TOWN TONIGHT!
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SEYYYYMOUUURR!!!!!
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SUPERINTENDENT! I was just...uh...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?
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You know who else was stretching their calves on the windowsill?
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Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
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Uh, ooh, that isn't smoke! It's STEAM! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. MMM! Steamed clams!
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Chalmers and Muscle Man leave the kitchen.
Whew.
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Skinner leaves out the window and orders burgers and fries, and returns back to the house.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers!
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You know who else is ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers?
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I thought we were having steamed clams.
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You know who else thought we were having steamed clams?
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Oh no, I said "steamed hams" that's what I call hamburgers.
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You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
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You know who else calls hamburgers "steamed hams"?
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Yes! It's a regional dialect.
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Uh-huh. What region?
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Uhhhhpstate New York.
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Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"
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You know who else is from Utica and has never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"?
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Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
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I see.
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Chalmers takes a bite out of his burger, and then inspects it.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
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Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers! Oooold family recipe!
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...For steamed hams.
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Yes!
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Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.
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You know who else calls them steamed hams depsite the fact that they're obviously grilled?
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Y- Uh. You know, th-
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One thing I should-
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...Excuse me for one second.
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Of course.
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Skinner enters the kitchen and then immediately leaves upon noticing the kitchen is burning.
(YAWN!) Well, that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!
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You know who else is pooped?
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Yes, I should be-
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GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE???
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A-
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AURORA BOREALIS?!??!?
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AT THIS TIME OF YEAR??
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AT THIS TIME OF DAY???
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LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN??!?
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Yes!
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You know who else is localized entirely within your kitchen?
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...May we see it?
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No.
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Skinner, Muscle Man, and Chalmers exit the house.
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
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No, Bloomberg, It's just the northern lights!
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Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You steam a good ham.
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You know who else must say you steam a good ham?
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Chalmers and Muscle Man walk away from the house.
HELP! HEEEELP!
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