Skinner heads to the kitchen and sees a marvelous roast.

Chalmers
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers
(groans)
Skinner

Skinner enters the dining room with a roast.

Skinner
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering RoAST
Chalmers
Yes.

Chalmers takes a bite out of the roast, and then inspects it.

Chalmers
You know, these RoAST is quite GooD.
Skinner
Hohoho, yes! That's what I call Skinner RoAST. Old Family Recipe.
Chalmers
Skinner
Patented Skinner RoAST.
Chalmers
Yes.
Chalmers
I'm from Utica and I've never heard a RoAST this good.
Skinner
Yes. It's an Albany RoAST.
Chalmers
I see.

Later, after they're finished, Skinner gets up.

Skinner
(YAWN!) Well, that RoAST was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'lL PoOP!
Chalmers
Yes, I should be-

Chalmers points to Skinner's stomach that has just made a terrible noise.

Chalmers
GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE???
Skinner
Aurora Borealis.
Chalmers
A-
Chalmers
AURORA BOREALIS?!??!?
Chalmers
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR??
Chalmers
AT THIS TIME OF DAY???
Chalmers
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOU??!?
Skinner
Yes!
Chalmers

Skinner and Chalmers exit the house.

Michael Bloomberg
SEYMOUR! THE RoAST IS ON FIRE!
Skinner
Yes. Unforgettable Mouthwatering Luncheon!
Chalmers
Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You steam a good ham.

Chalmers walks away from the house.

Skinner
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