Steamed Hams but it's an article but the roast isn't ruined
Skinner heads to the kitchen and sees a marvelous roast.
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
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Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
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(groans)
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Skinner enters the dining room with a roast.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering RoAST
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Yes.
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Chalmers takes a bite out of the roast, and then inspects it.
You know, these RoAST is quite GooD.
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Hohoho, yes! That's what I call Skinner RoAST. Old Family Recipe.
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Patented Skinner RoAST.
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Yes.
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I'm from Utica and I've never heard a RoAST this good.
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Yes. It's an Albany RoAST.
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I see.
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Later, after they're finished, Skinner gets up.
(YAWN!) Well, that RoAST was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'lL PoOP!
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Yes, I should be-
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Chalmers points to Skinner's stomach that has just made a terrible noise.
GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE???
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Aurora Borealis.
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A-
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AURORA BOREALIS?!??!?
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AT THIS TIME OF YEAR??
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AT THIS TIME OF DAY???
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LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOU??!?
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Yes!
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Skinner and Chalmers exit the house.
SEYMOUR! THE RoAST IS ON FIRE!
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Yes. Unforgettable Mouthwatering Luncheon!
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Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You steam a good ham.
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Chalmers walks away from the house.
👍
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