Talk:The Wiki Machine/Contestants

Main article: The Wiki Machine

The Wiki Machine loves all of her fellow contestants! This is because of how sweet she is, and likes skateboarding. For more information, see: The Wiki Machine. This is, of course, a collection of facts and things about each of the contestants, and their pages! They're not biased! But even if they were, no one will probably see this, right? This is very hidden, very secret.

SEPT 13, 2022

Ad

Wow, what a pretty gradient! Too bad it's being used for such silly purposes. Also, jeez, try not to startle me! If you can run so fast, be more careful about how you utilize that ability... though, I guess that's the point. I'm not clicking on you!

Atlanta Souviner Cup

What a sassy, unprofessional way to write a page. Write with more delicacy! And, come on, I can't even get a GRASP of your personality with just that! And just describing your negative traits is NOT a good invitation for me to find out. I'm curious though, if you've realized your name isn't even spelt properly.

Bacon Cola

I almost like the concept of mashing two generally loved things into one. I mean, in a way, it's sort of my concept, is it not? Who doesn't love a good machine, and, come on, why are you even here if you don't get even a kick out of a good wiki. But THIS... all I can say is, I like the green on your page. It really sets it apart.

Bean Sprout

Now THIS is how you do a page! A gorgeous gradient, hooking you in immediately to read further, a niche aesthetic, reminiscent of vintage internet sites... but come on, Comic Sans? So unprofessional, and overdone. And that trivia section? It could use a little shortening...

Big Boy

I feel like I'm reading a Wikipedia article. Is this a Wikipedia article? It's novel, I suppose, for a competitor to just be a freight train... or, I'm sorry, a "Big Boy".

Biscuit Tin

First of all, love your shade of lavender. Really a good look on you. The page background is also a lovely contrast... the font, however... bold, and hard to read in bulk. Not that I'm sure my words could penetrate your defense stats, good lord.

Black

Certainly going for... an aesthetic here, even if I find difficulty reading the text. Though, I suppose I should be watching out for you here. You're used to surviving crowds of people in dangerous situations... though, this is just a wiki, so maybe I'm truly at the advantage.

Bot the mew

Love the cat, but yikes! I'm gonna have to sweat over the possibility of literally any Pokémon move! I really need to keep an eye on you, to see what you can do... thanks for making this so hard! No, genuinely, it's part of the fun!

Briny

Do see the section on Bean Sprout, maybe you could use it too. But I will admit, I'm more than fascinated by you! Your article is very concise, but that also makes me yearn to know what your deal is... and that face is one that I'm stuck between finding very friendly and finding myself not sleeping tonight!

Bullseye

Somehow I don't recall seeing you in any show as you've mentioned... I also think that you look scary. I will be keeping my distance very comfortably.

Candy Stick

Honestly? I don't think you look that appetizing. I mean, you're probably all sticky, and gross, and dirty... yuck! But maybe that's the point-- you wouldn't want anyone walking up to you and licking away! That would be weird. Loving the background color and fonts, they give a nice, simple aesthetic.

Cauldron

Please stay as far from me as possible. I think the reason should be clear, but if you're as dense as it seems, I'd rather not be standing next to a serial killer. And regarding that page, it could use a little spicing up. I'd advise to "go crazy", but obviously that hasn't been working out for you.

Christmas Techo Scarf

Who... are you? You seem to have been literally everywhere, so why have I never heard of you? Though, I suppose with such background roles as those, you're bound to fade into obscurity. I wouldn't want you in my backgrounds.

Copper Pepper

Ooh! What an interesting page! Not quite sure why it's formatted like that, but I definitely dig it! So, maybe that's the point.

CrAIyon

Your drawings always scare me... they remind me of the screams of the damned! And yet, I'm fascinated! You've clearly got some merit of creativity, originality, and making completely new images. Even if these drawings are creepy, I'm so intrigued by how they'll be utilized!

Creative Commons & Copyright

Ugh, two people in one slot? This is so unfair! I'd file a lawsuit, but I get the feeling I couldn't win against you two. I'll have you know I use exclusively free-to-use media, or my own works. I will have you know that later, anyways.

Dexter Cut

What a peculiar contestant... I'm fascinated! And, not just that, but, you made a wiki too? I'll have to check it out. You've got me hooked!

Diary

I need to get to know you better! It feels like you're the only competitor who seems like a normal person (like me), AND has enough information on their page to show it! Maybe we can play that game together, and bond over that, since your page tells me you love it. That's, of course, assuming that the page is true information, and not just made up information, to cover something up. I hope it's not that. I hate people who do that. It's really bad. Don't do that.

Diffuser

What an attitude, in just the first sentence, before the article even really begins... I love it! You can feel the character right off the page! I mean character like "the distinctive nature of something." That's one of its definitions, if you look it up. But gosh, can you make that history more exciting? I feel like I'm falling asleep just reading it! BOOOORING! Snore! Snore! That's the sound I'm making when reading it.

Dodgeball

This... is just a run on sentence. I'm horrified, appalled, and ashamed to be in the same competition with you. WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Dora

Clearly a huge work in progress. Withholding judgement. But gosh, care to be a bit more prepared on time?

Duplo

A bit of a silly, unprofessional article, but it's almost fitting, for a silly, unprofessional person! I think it almost works to build your character.

Emoticon

You are just ADORABLE! I love your page, it's pretty, and cute! I'm so glad to have the honor of making pages here, if that's what helps move! Which also reminds me... you are so incredibly intriguing! I mean, a living emoticon, roaming in the pages that I'm creating? I could've never dreamed of something like it! I hope we can get close, because I feel there could be an unbreakable symbiotic relationship here!

Fictional charcter

Well, I suppose I shouldn't be so harsh on you, given a part of your page inspired a part of mine... but come on, I can hardly tell your name apart from basic speaking! Maybe that's not your fault, though, so maybe I shouldn't be harsh on that either, um... I like your hoodie?

Font Mini

WHAT IS THAT? I don't like you, I want to stay away from you, please do not interact. I'm going to be watching you and taking note of everything that you do I'm hooked.

Gamer

The font is peculiar and the gradient is borderline embarrassing. Your personality is intolerable, and predictable. But you would be exceedingly useful for documenting everything on the wiki! I need you very close.

Head of Lettuce

You know, I've always had an interest in politics. It's true! Just ask Michael Bloomberg! We've known each other since I was created. Anyways, that's sort of off topic. I don't think you're a very good politician. I mean, I don't see you lazily oppressing anyone and extorting cash! But your page is incredible! It has so much I'd want to know about you, complete with images, tables and data! It's beautiful, and I wish I knew how to run for office, so that I could compete against you and smack you upside the head myself.

Heat Death of the Universe

Wait, this is a contestant? I'm... not sure how to feel. I think the feeling might be "existential". I mean, everything I've ever known and loved-- mostly wikis, lets be real-- is going to all disappear. And it's because of you. Or... what you're named after? What are you? What do you represent? I'm DYING to know more!

Image

WOAH! What a nice page, for a rather interesting competitor! But like, I think you should... stop. Like, everything. Stop obscuring and deleting stuff, it's not helping anyone or doing anything productive. Your page is lovely, but you are not. You are genuinely one of the worst kinds of people, only serving to harm and destroy, not unlike The Eater of Wikis. I hate you.

In a Nutshell

A very concise article!

Jurta

Doesn't have much on the page, but it appears to be a work in progress. Loving how the page looks though! It's a very simple aesthetic, hardly different from the default, but it really makes it work. Loving the socks, and... in general, I'm curious to see what you'll do.

Kiny

Not much here! Unlike Dodgeball, I'll give the benefit of the doubt that it's a major work in progress, but as it is, all I really have to say is that you are cute! Nothing more, and nothing less.

Kumon

Another politician, I see... I don't deal with the French.

LiSt

I like the sort of pseudo-cyberpunk, pseudo-vintage thing going on here! And while I've never spoken to you, if that personality section says anything true (which it should. Very vital information), then I think we'd get along famously.

Little Caesars Pizza

If you're going to make a tiny, miserable, pathetic waste of a page, at least make sure the image works!

Lost Artifact

This article has something threatening about it! I'm not sure what it is, but something about it is just unsettling to me. Maybe it's the inconsistencies in dates logic-- which I would never write. And it's a similar case with Bullseye-- who are you people, and where did you come from?

Mahjong Tile

I love the rooster. Really do. Looks great on you. But the non-sequiturs I feel are doing more harm than good, really. Maybe one day, we'll have a good, long chat about destructive wiki editing and how to restrain yourself from doing it.

Mangrove

Lovely gradient, but it does make a bit of the text a chore to read. If you like your books so much, then maybe you'd be useful in wiki creation. I'll have to look into you some more!

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

Woah! This page is strange in its font... and I'm not sure I mean that in a bad way! It gives it a certain vibe... like McDonalds. I think you succeeded, in whatever you were trying to do. However, that okinberry incident? Sheesh... not a look on you.

Monitor

You are just GORGEOUS! Your page is informative enough to give me a feel of who you are, albeit I'm not quite sure about the grammar... but we can work on that. I'm eager to see you succeed in this place, I have a feeling it'll happen.

Multiball

Do see the section on Dora.

Number 1 Pen

Classic Werbenjägermanjensen. What a formal page. If only it wasn't a sentence long, and if only it used literally any other font! Why are all of you contestants like this? Is this some sort of joke I don't understand? How can you people live with yourselves? I certainly wouldn't, if I had to write in comic sans for a whole wiki article. Except instead, you people are doing it willingly! What is wrong with you?

Nurse Cap

What a lovely page. You're pretty, you're informative, and you have different tabs for differing tidbits of information! I should be taking notes!

Open Sesame

What a gross creature. And such a strange, ramble-y page. Are you talking to yourself? You are so weird, and since you seem hesitant to provide any information on yourself, I suppose I need to be filling in the gaps myself.

Padlock

I think you should edit this page to make you seem more cool than you already are. I mean, come on, just having all of your positive traits leaves a rather conceited impression on the reader. But I do have to say, the paragraphs are larger and more informative than the average here. I like it!

Paper Niko

Maybe I just have an affection for these more fighting-game-esque articles, but this is another lovely one! It's very informative, in-depth, and I have high hopes that it will only get better and better!

Pentagon

Do you just... change personalities, depending on what show you're in? I suppose I'll need to be looking out for exactly how you act towards others. I'm hoping you won't mind me being a little pokey.

Perry Llelogram

I'm... not sure what to think! I mean, you're certainly very accomplished, having killed United States President Joe Biden, but this is a mess of a page! I do, however, appreciate the many images, they help paint an image of the situation. I am terrified.

Playlist

What a strange thing. Or... things? There's a lot to unpack here. I think the page itself could use plenty more information, but you three on your own are just some of the strangest things I have EVER seen! I will be keeping a very attentive eye on you!

Plumbers Hero

Well, there's not much here, but it's at least enough. A rather vulgar introduction, but it at least kept me reading. I do want to see more, and I'm not necessarily trying to imply that I would be upset if the rest of the page was just as vulgar, even if it is unprofessional!

Rotob

You need to tell me what a goobly tastes like. Pronto. Also, have you tried taking a better picture of yourself? I can hardly see you. I wonder if it would be possible to back up your memory on a hard drive! And before you get worried about storage space... I heard somewhere that the average brain has the memory space of about 1 Gamecube game! I've yet to factcheck.

SFD Jigsaw Piece

Y'know, I like the concept of a contestant being a part of a greater whole. It's almost, metaphorical, in a way. Is that not what we all are? I'm but a single puzzle piece to the giant puzzle that is The Wiki Camp 2. Except, in your case, you're literally a jigsaw puzzle piece. I suppose maybe you should do the waxing philosophical for me! You might be better at it.

Sir Feet

What a sir. Those are some huge feet, how did you even find armor in that size? Although, I suppose that does bring up the question of whether you're inside the armor, or if you are the armor. I'm personally of the persuasion that you are the armor, because I doubt you'd manage to persuade someone to make armor like that. In any case, I'm keeping my distance. I'd rather not get crushed by feet the size of Michael Bloomberg's article, thanks!

Sketchy

First of all, love the choice of font. Verdana is actually my favorite! Y'know, now that I think of it, you're not to different from Emoticon, in a few ways! I think you two could find common ground. Anyways, the page is nice, I guess.

Smobo

You sure are a thing! I'd actually prefer not to ponder what you are, you're weird. Although, I suppose I've been saying that sort of thing for plenty of people! So let me be less vague in my feeling here. Rather concise paragraphs, and I like your gradient.

Sock Hater

You give me the worst vibes. Seriously, I can feel my eyes rolling any time you're near. I'd prefer you not to be near me, but I suppose with such an extreme force of hatred bundled up into one guy... your passion might be your greatest strength! I suppose rather than antagonizing you, it'd be more beneficial to just avoid you altogether... I don't think I could handle you.

SswtUPtyOLI

You are beautiful. I wish I could set $wgLogos with the URL path to my own logo image. Your page is brief, and there's a broken image, but I think I can let it slide.

Staffa Island

A fun article! Shows personality, and is a fun little read on its own! I like this. It's simple, but effective-- sort of what my page was going for, at first. But then I decided I wanted to be interesting!

Strawberry

The gradient makes me feel things that I really do not feeling. But other than that, very cute! Love the little gifs. Could use with plenty more information, and a little proofreading, though. And don't you fucking talk shit about The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole.

SummerMelon.docx

I'm not really sure how to comprehend what you are, and your article isn't really helping. I suppose, though, you are cute in a way. And if you're as omnipresent as your article suggests (and I reiterate, do not put false information on your articles), then maybe I should be more careful! And nice. So very nice.

T Series Car 5134

Another vehicle of transport. Interesting! I admit to having a bit of amusement at the personality section. There isn't really much here, but in a way it's charming, almost.

Teenage Trouble Claws

Oh wah wahh, look at meee, I'm a hacker and I'm gonna hack you, and stuff... all I really see here is a vandalizer. You're going to get banned eventually, I suppose it's only a matter of waiting. Also, cut your hair. Not a good look on you.

Terra

Oh my gosh, is that an Image cameo? That's awesome. Anyways, jokes aside, this reads like an SCP article! And that's precisely why I'm yearning for more! This is a nice, well structured article, I wish I could see what information it holds!

THE BIG CHEESE

I've written longer segments on this page than this entire article. It's kind of amusing!

The Computer

Similar to Emoticon, I'm amazed at the beautiful technology on display here! And this article is well composed and competent! I want to talk to you, and get to know you!

The Eater of Wikis

My opposite. If there's any truth to yin-yang, that means it's my fault this thing even exists. So, then, it's my responsibility to fucking kill this thing. This is the most disgusting, terrifying, awful thing I have ever seen, and I await its destruction.

The Wiki Machine

Myself! I'm honored to be here, really.

TheLegend27

Seriously? I have to compete. With TheLegend27. I mean this, truly and unironically... I believe they are the greatest threat in the entire game. I'm a bit nervous, even talking about them... what if they can read this page? I probably shouldn't say much about them.

Me

I'm kinda weird. I mean, sure, I got inspiration from me for my own article, and my article definitely helped with that, but I... what the fuck. What the fuck? What. What. What.

Tombstone

Excellently done! I love the formatting like a TV Tropes article. Got to hand it to you, you've got me totally beat!

Tori

Incredible article! Very informative, and there are a few things I could probably learn from it! However, I will keep my distance as I would rather my body be found!

Toy Blocks

First of all, good font choice. Also, good colors, and beautiful formatting. But come on, at a little more bulk to your sections, it feels like I've just got horizontal lines across my screen! Also, the text and link colors are a bit confusing. Lame!

Traffic Regulator

Not sure why there's so much space on the edges of the page! I do like the inclusion of the gallery, but add some more info, gosh! I can hardly tell who you are! Anyways, don't record me. I can do it myself, thanks... though maybe, I should tell you that, rather than, you know... writing here.

Tuna

Other than the lack of information, come on, you didn't have to have the last impression of you be "placing 19/21"! It really paints a bad picture! Get some more self-confidence, dude! Before you ask I won't be your therapist.

Twimble

It's a similar thing to the T Series Car where, it's short and doesn't have much of anything, but it's sort of charming, and cute. Too bad I gain literally nothing from looking at it. At least the picture works.

U.U.F.O.

A beautiful piece of the sky! Nothing of value on the article, but the integrity of the picture speaks for itself-- and, maybe there's a deeper meaning, that, well... it's unidentified! Ultra unidentified, at that. Of course it wouldn't have any information in the article! It's poetic, I suppose.

Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

What

Yeah no, what? What are you supposed to be? Who are you? I need more information! There isn't anything on here! It's just stuff about Neil Cicierega! And What is Updog?! I don't believe it.

Wrecking Ball

No images, but makes up for it in length and detail. Respectable! I'd prefer to never get into a fight with you, I probably wouldn't make it out alive!

THE ZEITGEIST

This isn't right. This isn't how it's supposed to be. It's unnerving, it's unreal. I don't know what this is and I don't know how I can handle it... It's horrifying and I'm scared. I'm going to keep my distance, less for the sake of my safety and more for my sanity. Just thinking about this thing makes me feel uneasy. I don't like it.

SEPT 30, 2022

Woo, can finally get back to making pages! Since I didn't get the chance to finish this page before editing was closed, why not do it now? After all, what's a wiki worth if its information is incomplete?

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