WhitelegShrimp
I sure hope there's no fin-footed, semiaquatic, mostly marine shrimp-eating mammal around. That'd be awful!
RockShrimp
Odd thing to say... but I suppose I agree with the statement.
TadpoleShrimp
Yeah! Exactly what I was thinking!
CleanerShrimp
That is a very logical statement, my friend. Well done.
FairyShrimp
Yeah! Good job!!
RockShrimp
Are you seriously all complimenting Whiteleg just for saying "Oh, I hope we don't all get attacked"!? Total suckups.



Walrus



FairyShrimp
AHHHH!!!
RockShrimp
Wait.
RockShrimp
This isn't right.
FairyShrimp
AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
CleanerShrimp
Yes, I believe you to be correct.
WhitelegShrimp
I though the punchline was supposed to be a seal appearing?
FairyShrimp
AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
WhitelegShrimp
Not a walrus.
RockShrimp
I was also under that impression.
FairyShrimp
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhitelegShrimp
Hmm.
WhitelegShrimp
So what are we supposed to do?
FairyShrimp
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RockShrimp
Would you stop that screaming already!? We're trying to think!
FairyShrimp
Okay..
FairyShrimp
AHHH!!
RockShrimp
...
FairyShrimp
Sorry.
RockShrimp
Good.
RockShrimp
Anyways, Whitleg brings up a good point (for once). What do we do?
PistolShrimp
I shall slay the beast with my signature move, "『「HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS」』".
RockShrimp
Whoah! When the hell did you get here!?
PistolShrimp
It matters not. What say you of the idea I have put forward?
RockShrimp
I'm fine with that.
TadpoleShrimp
Same here.
CleanerShrimp
It is the most logical solution. Quick and efficient.
WhitelegShrimp
HOLD ON!
WhitelegShrimp
Before we go shooting anybody with a 1000 heated suns–
PistolShrimp
『「HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS」』
WhitelegShrimp
Tomato, Tomeeto
TadpoleShrimp
Yeah, how you say it doesn–
TadpoleShrimp
Hold on, how the FUCK did you just say "tomato"?
WhitelegShrimp
Hmm?
TadpoleShrimp
Did you call it a "tomeeto"?
RockShrimp
Oh my Shrimp, they did. They said "tomeeto".
WhitelegShrimp
What's so wrong It's just a common saying. Have you never heard it before?
RockShrimp
Who the fuck says "tomeeto"?
Walrus
yeah that's pretty weird
TadpoleShrimp
What they said!
TadpoleShrimp
Hold on.
TadpoleShrimp
That's the walrus
FairyShrimp
AHHHH!!! IT'S SO UGLY UP CLOSE!!
Walrus
okay, rude
Walrus
i can see i'm not–
PistolShrimp
『「HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS」』
Walrus
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhitelegShrimp
Oh dear Shrimp.
Walrus
WHOAH! that explosion was really scary, but i'm just glad i got out unscathed
PistolShrimp
That shot serves as a warning of your grim fate should you not cooperate
PistolShrimp
What is the reason Nerpa sent you here!? Be there any other troops nearby!? What is the location of Nerpa's second general!?
Walrus
whuh? "nerpa"..? what are you talking about?
PistolShrimp
Take me not for a fool! You know information about Nerpa's plans
Walrus
i got no clue what youre talkin bout, my shrimp friend
FairyShrimp
Wait! Please Pistol Shrimp! The scary Walrus doesn't know anything!
Walrus
the kid is right, but scary..?
PistolShrimp
Silence, tusked knave! Your muttering are little more than iddle utterances!
PistolShrimp
Fairy Shrimp, you must understand that this fiend must be of Nerpa, and sent here to destroy us.
WhitelegShrimp
Pistol Shrimp, it's clear that this walrus either doesn't know anything or won't share, so just let them go.
PistolShrimp
I suppose you to be right, this walrus won't share anything, without a little pressure, that is.
PistolShrimp
『「HEAT OF A THOU–
FairyShrimp
No!! Please don't hurt them!
PistolShrimp
Move out of the way of my shot!
FairyShrimp
They haven't done anything to us!
PistolShrimp
It think it nill, Nerpa needs to be stopped and this malodorous boar-seal is in my way!
Walrus
"malodorous boar-seal"?? this place is so unawesome. i'm leaving
PistolShrimp
I must not let the walrus escape!
WhitelegShrimp
Just let them go! Searching for the second general isn't more important than lives!
PistolShrimp
Never upon mine own life shall I give up!
FairyShrimp
Please! Spare them! Don't do this to them! Don't do this to me!
PistolShrimp
...
PistolShrimp
Very well.
PistolShrimp
Next time, I will shoot first and ask questions second.
FairyShrimp
Bye!! Have a good day!
WhitelegShrimp
Dear Shrimp is the Pistol Shrimp hard to wrangle...