Template:Undefeatable argument

This ironclad dialectic method is proven to be unblockable. Use it sparingly, lest we all destroy ourselves.

P1) You believe {{{1}}}.

P2) You are {{{2}}}.

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C) Opinion discarded.

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Example usage:

P1) You believe given infinite time and infinite universes, and given that the laws of nature are entirely probabilistic, such that there exists a nonzero probability of any event occurring, no matter how small, then it seems inevitable for a wholly intact human brain containing a false memory of the entire universe to spontaneously generate within the vast temporal expanse of heat death, and you would be unable to tell the difference.

P2) You are short.

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C) Opinion discarded.