Texas Rangers

They went and took it. Congratulations to the Texas Rangers on their first World Series ever!

DUDE. THE RANGERS ARE THE NEW WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

Wow. 63 years was a long wait. By the way, did you know that they were born in Washington, D.C.?

NO KIDDING, MAN. TEAMS RELOCATE ALL THE TIME.

Well, not that frequently.

Coverage

Scenario 1

The Rangers enter the anarchist World Series as the champions of Texas.