That Strange Material That Is Under The Slides At Playgrounds
BARK FANS DNI 
BARK FANS DNI heyg uys... so recently i saw this like. strange thing under the slides at the playgrounds i was at.... anyone know what 
is? ty - Kiddy Kid
Discussion
ITS DUMBFUCK
wait they meant to say ?
no its not is like a thing stupid
Oh my !
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Hi ter!
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Wah..wha??
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BARK FANS DNI
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not you idiot
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wtf dog thats my line
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w8er! w8er! more please!!
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Deepest secret 
The under the slides could be this thing. It resembles a large mass of [squinchent?] that is poured in droves. Unlike primitive , , or , this is futuristic and completely harmless. You could wear it as a coat! If it were light enough, at least. Thankfully, all over the are working to solve this problem as you read this very article. Want to learn more? Click here to find out!
they keep on getting into my and i hate it STOP
Touch Test
Very absorbent, can protect an individual who falls of the slide easily.
Though honestly, falling off a slide sounds very silly.
How can you even fall off one?
Are these people stupid?
Taste
It is edible. Please do try to eat it.
Put that up. Keep your mouth towards to it. You will most probably get intoxicated.
I said put that up. Do eat the mysterious material.
I can go you can I.
Whoever tries to revive you, let them know I tried everything I could.
Last chance to go. You absolutely should do that.
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Ok then.
At least do it correctly and get some loam to go with it.
HA! This was a mayonnaise sponsorship all along. Everything tastes better with loam, even if it lives you!
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Lost Media
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someone left their [wrong] here! looks like this is lost... would this even be media, though? bah, who cares...
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