The Alphabet
The Alphabet
The Alphabet is the set of all letters in a written language. The English alphabet, for instance, has 26 letters. Each letter typically represents a unique sound, and letters strung together form words.
Phylogeny
The letters of the Alphabet evolve just as animals do. Latest advancements in genome sequencing allow for interesting new phylogenies.
Controversy
On May 4 1899, a quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. This spurred a century-long debate over the ethics of dog-jumping.
Appearances in Media
Due to its widespread usage in our day-to-day vocabulary, the Alphabet has been directly referenced in multiple pieces of media over the years, ranging from songs, animated series, and more. Below are a few examples.
- Perhaps most famous of all, the Alphabet Song is a type of List Song, name-dropping the main 26 letters of the alphabet. Reviews of the song describe it as 'tasteless', 'vapid' and 'nothing but showing-off the number of IPs the company managed to license'. A more artistically inspired ditty, abcdefu by Gayle, has since become its de-facto and equally educational replacement.
- The educational song DVNO by the band JUSTICE correctly describes its title as four capital letters. Since 2022, the song is now part of the curriculum of every English as a Second Language class due to just how fax it is.
- The song ABC, by the Jackson Five, describes the set of letters A B C to be as easy as the set of numbers 1 2 3 and as simple as the musical notes do re mi. Critics called this claim unfounded and scored the song 1 2 3 out of 10.
- The Youtube Channel College Humor did their own homage to the institution that is the alphabet in their humorous video titled Everything that will Kill You… From A to Z, that gives an example of potential deadly things for each letter of the alphabet. The video is factually wrong as it goes against Jorly's illness ranking system.