The Fact Machine

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It prints out facts on a line printer. Every once in a while it'll print out a new fact and the Universe will update accordingly. The line printer prints out facts with no punctuation in all caps, so the boundaries between facts are unclear; this is how new facts are created. Its evil counterpart is The Lie Machine.

List of new facts that have been printed

  • PAPER NIKO IS DRINKABLE
  • COMEDY IS NOW ILLEGAL[a]
  • COMEDY IS NOW ILL GET WELL SOON
  • PLAYING CARDS ARE NOW MONOCHROMATIC

Notes

  1. ↑ this is suspected to be a typo
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