The Wario Party
The Wario Party of the Current Republic of California The Wario Party | |
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| 2022 | |
 Flag
 Coat of arms
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| Motto: "vote for us and freaking live!!!" | |
| Membership | N/A |
| Leaders | |
• Chairperson | N/A |
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• Established | 2022 |
The Wario Party (TWP), officially known as The Wario Party of the Current Republic of California (TWPCRC) was a left wing socialist humanitarian political party and a The Wiki Camp 2 team founded on October 1st, 2022. It was comprised of only six members before an overwhelmingly successful campaign in Sacramento led to exponential growth of their influence. The Wario Party is universally recognized as one of the last good things to come out of California prior to its complete destruction on October 23rd, 2077.
History
The Wario Party was founded when a group of friends had the idea to create a political party dedicated to killing as many people as possible. The plan went horribly wrong when they all got together to discuss its creation over a game of Wario Land: Shake It! they had rented out for their Wii. The game was so amazing that it had cured them of their violent desires, and they had dedicated themselves to changing their ways for the better, making the flagship mascot of their party Wario, paying tribute to their favorite game that the west mistakenly overlooked. Approximately 18 months after the foundation, The Wario Party would receive a letter from Nintendo regarding their usage of their intellectual property without permission.
| “ | We never realized how much Wario meant to people. As long as you keep giving him a good name, you are free to use him as you see fit. Also we will stop making bad video games now | ” | |
| — Nintendo, on the Wario Party | |||
The Neo Wario Party
Following the nuclear destruction of California and the rest of the world too i guess in the year 2077, the remaining survivors would come to learn that post-apocalyptic California was actually not as bad as Fallout 2 made it look. Most considered it an upgrade to pre-TWP California. However, the void left by the destruction of The Wario Party created an insatiable urge to commit acts of far-left terrorism like being nice to people and helping them.
After incomplete records of TWP were found in a pre-war library and studied, an extremely makeshift organization was founded to essentially return the role TWP served in the old world. All documents were in the long forgotten language of "English" and required heavy interpretation, but most agree they got the gist of it. Even though they had no idea who Wario was, they worshipped his image. The new party was simply named The Neo Wario Party.
Founding TNWP Members
| Member | Rough English Translation | Description | Hometown | Role |
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| ✂︎ ☸︎︎ ◆︎ ✍︎ ❖︎ | "Irregular Polygon" (Poly) | A small aliased purple pentagon with an irregular shape, as her namesake implies. Charismatic and easy to befriend. A suitable leader who has the interests of others prioritized. Better in a group. | Arroyo | Leader, spokesperson, public relations, strategist. Jack of all trades. |
| ⬥︎ ✿︎ ⌛︎ ✍︎ ⌛︎ ❀︎ | "Lonesome Forest Dweller" (Sempervivum) | A decently sized mass of seemingly sentient vines and leaves that crawls around an unusually alive forest at night. Dons a crown of white flowers. Prefers to stay close to home. A good listener. | Navarro | Providence of safety and shelter, ability to grow food and herbs. Looks pretty. |
| ⬥︎ ⌛︎ ♐︎ ✍︎ ♐︎︎ ♐︎︎ | "Untimely Wandering Knight" (Swordy) | A person in well-maintained armor wielding a massive two-handed sword with one hand. The other hand is for his cat. Can't speak as the armor muffles the voice, but seems to understand everyone else just fine. | Klamanth | The muscle and loyal bodyguard of TWP. Wishes to leave behind a bloody history and live on a farm. |
| ⌛︎ 🗐︎ ❖︎ ✍︎ 📁︎ 🕮︎ | "Pre-War Information Distributor" (Databank) | Personal use supercomputer and chatbot found in a government outpost. Very excited to see the outside world for the first time in over a century. Developed a... strange persona from its time in an archive of "RPG Maker" and "visual novel" "games". Solar powered. | Herlong | Storage of several terabytes of pre-war knowledge, some essential, some useless. Also provides entertainment. |
| ✿︎ 🗏︎ ❀︎ ☸︎︎ ✍︎ ⬥︎ ☸︎︎ | "Herb Purifier" (Medicine Man) | Traveling doctor in training and a decent therapist. Mildly aggressive when needed. Entire towns would be doomed if not for his rare skillset, which makes him extremely proud. Beloved by many. | Modoc | Utilizes the resources of Sempervivum and Databank to create remedies and treatments for the people of the wasteland. |
| ⬥︎ ⬥︎ ♌︎︎ ✍︎ ⬥︎ ⬥︎ ⬥︎ | "Small Animal" (Little Guy) | A baby kitten belonging to Swordy. Orange with white socks and very curious. Wobbles a lot, but otherwise very healthy and talented. | Klamanth | The life of the party. |
Trivia
The official vehicle of TWP, the Chrysalis Highwayman, was chosen in honor of one of the few remaining photos of Wario in existence.
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