The Wiki Camp 2 Movie

The Wiki Camp 2 Movie (2027) is a Wikilandian-American action-adventure film based on The Wiki Camp 2. It is the first film of the saga, which was announced after The Wiki Camp Movie was cancelled. The Wiki Camp 2 Movie features an ensemble cast including Big Boy's whistle (using clips recorded directly for the film) and paper noises. The movie, shockingly, has nothing to do with the Wiki Camp 2, as it instead follows titular character green guy on his quest to become the greatest drug-lord in Europe.

The movie won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 2024.

Plot

The film begins as Statler and Waldorf go to the private screening.

Super Mario, the galaxy's greatest pilot, takes Sealon Musk on a tour of the wiki. Sealon Musk says his iconic line, "I'm outta here," as he lands on the future HQ for Damn seal.

Along the Seine, the opening ceremony of the highly "anticipated" Olympic Games are met with fierce protests. President Emmanuel Macron tries to break the silence by announcing free tickets with zero charge, but he fails.

Big Boy suddenly absorbs God's powers and walks on water with a train-turned-nightclub.

A curious mole digs out, and the world suddenly stops and stares at it in disgust. The movie does not pass the Bechdel test.

Towards the end of the film, Paper Niko hijacks the system and turns it okinesque! However, at the very end, something absurd happens, abruptly ending the film.

At the beginning of the third act green guy's ragtag group of friends split apart over an inconsequential thing and they all go "you... you LIED to me?" and the music gets all sad like do do dodo do do and then we see how each member of the team tries to save the day individually before their attempts fail in humorous ways and they come to the realization that they can only accomplish their shared goal of getting Europe's youth addicted to Crystal Meth through teamwork and the power of friendship. However, they realize that Dortmund seems to be more interested in football, especially since Borussia Dortmund are about to play against FC Bayern.

The credits are accompanied by videos of Niko and other Baikal seals.

Cast

Big Boy as himself
Big Boy as The Polar Express
Big Boy as T Series Car 5134
Super Mario as himself
Sealon Musk as himself
Emmanuel Macron as himself
green guy as himself
Jesse Pinkman 2 as himself
Flower as herself
Nepeta Leijon as herself
The Killer as herself
Borgorath as himself
Mate as themself
Ishmael as herself
The Fat Guy Strangler as xemself
Dark Corvo as themself
2-1-1 Super Monkey as himself
Black Canary as herself
Black Canary as herself
Voltar as himself
Dream Daddy Markiplier as himself
Lalo Prime as herself (she transitioned)

Music

The first song the viewers listen to is Drake's iconic hit "Nerpy Blues", though that's not the only song from him that plays. An obscure song from his, "Started From The Bottom", plays when the gang exits Toronto as the Mario Party bombs Canada.