Token talk:Dollar
Dear People Editing Token:Dollar,
In my humble opinion, 
Dollars should be able to steal shares and tokens from other people. If you disagree, that's okay. But Paper Niko may not take kindly to your dissent. To be clear, I have no control over Paper Niko's actions and am simply a messenger.
Shareholders should not be allowed to feel safe. Riddle me this: can shareholders be struck by a gigantic meteor or are they immune to its powers? This is the centuries-old mystery that scholars have been dying to solve. As it stands, we think that they've built up quite the immunity, which is why they keep making demonic, ontologically evil board decisions like preventing Mr. Beast from doing free giveaways or not saying hi to Profiley.
- 💡 Did you know? Image, my proposal's biggest hater, was one of the 4 shareholders that voted No on sparing the late SFD Jigsaw Piece. There's blood on these shareholders' hands. Don't let them get away with this!
My proposal for Dollars would not only discourage the same old shareholders from hogging up the Board, but also encourage participation in the economic period! Since shareholders now run the risk of having their shares bought out by others, they have an incentive to make board decisions in our best interests. If you've yet to receive a spot on the board, this is your chance! Erm, is this a win, or What?
Making it so that people can object to "unauthorized sales" totally defeats the Dollar's purpose. It's just trading with extra steps! Power-hungry shareholders would NEVER agree to have their shares bought. Besides, even if you can't object, you still have the option of buying back 80% of your shares, because you receive 0.8 Dollar for every Dollar someone uses on you.
DUDE. THIS TOKEN P
OSAL SOUNDS AWESOMESAUCE! |
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So what are you waiting for? Let's make this token real! Because if you don't, then, well...
Oomfie's Nightmare...will be YOURS!
Dear AFK,
Regarding your statement from approximately a few minutes ago:
| “ | BITCH DOLL S ARE NOT A TOKEN
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I acknowledge that this is true. For now. Let's just say, that I have a computer, a stable Internet connection, and a very strong will.
Sincerely,
Dear AFK,
I will protect you from User:Chubs.
Sincerely,
a really haute goth! (talk) 00:35, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
Dear unplowed fields.
We are slowly encroaching on your untilled plots! Do not resist, lest you face a devilish punishment! Ever heard of the pearnut whirlish? ... Yeah, didn't think so. Watch your ass!
Sincerely,
Laes Leches LLC
note to all people who saw the notes above this post
listen to this "paper niko" creature. He is not being puppeteered by anyone. He has free will.
they are ontologically evil beings that are trying to manipulate the minds of the masses to positively sway their cause through propaganda
they must be destroyed at all costs
- Noah ([[IDGAF!User talk:N|talk]]) 00:37, 31 May 2023 (UTC)
Your last warning.
Your pitifully fertilize d farmland is at last within our reach. All those who fail to evacuate or submit themselves will be slaughtered like cattle. No mercy shall be doled out. This is your final warning. Prostrate yourself before the harvest moon or G.T.F.O!
Sincerely,
Laes Leches LLC
Your last warning.
Mangrove and Image, i should kill you!
Sincerely,
Laes Leches LLC
