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2024 100 Episodes TV-MA language Here's an entire series of why Tombstone sucks and is garbage. This is the only thing you'll need to watch on Netflix, because it's the greatest documentary of all time. You won't believe what you see! We're still making episode 2 by the way, so stay tuned!

Cast: Tombstone, Gravestone, uhh the rest of the wiki camp, AND MEEEEE Genres: Docuseries This show is: Truthful¡¡¡¡¡

Episodes

Tombstone is Garbage and Here's Why

1		Tombstone Sucks!	60m
		The first episode of this docuseries will start with the obvious. He just plain sucks! I mean. Come on! First of all, he's gray, which is STUPID. Second of all, he's stupid, which is STUPID. Actually, you should just watch the episode instead of reading this description! I hope he watches this and realizes how much of a FOOL he is, hahahahaha! <-- That's me laughing. The Netflix episode description writer. I'm laughing so hard at him! OMEGALUL!

Jesus Christ, I watched the entirety of this hour long episode, and I didn't find any clues about how to break inside the crown. And it was so shit too, like- Not even ironic-funny shit. It was a bunch of people going "This guy SUCKS" for an hour. It gets boring in like one minute. God- If I could just talk to his pre-Damn Seal move teammates, it would make this so much easier.

Oh fucking finally, someone responded. Holy shit- speak of the devil, thank god. Wait... Okay yeah, this message is outside of the VMWare window, so this is the real deal. Judging from sih competitor page, I'll have to be careful with my words here. I should click this notification.

Hey, is this EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡? I know you're on a different team, but could you help me with something? I need your true honest thoughts on Tombstone. Call me whenever you can!

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME

What do you want?

EVIL TO RULE THE LAND

Isn't that free to edit? Uh...

Okay, sure. If you hit the call button and tell me your honest thoughts on Tombstone, I'll give you access to the main page.

Lemme turn on live captions. If I can feed both the captions and audio into the device, I should have a better chance of opening this portal. I just need someone from the outside world who's actually been with Tombstone, speaking their true opinion on him.

EVIL VOICE. HI

EVIL VOICE. HI So, all I need from you are your honest thoughts on Tombstone. Your words will be put into this device, and it'll allow me to. Uh. Chaos and evil, or whatever.

Oh, it actually just transcribes like that. Okay.

So, all I need from you are your honest thoughts on Tombstone. Your words will be put into this device, and it'll allow me to. Uh. Chaos and evil, or whatever. EVIL VOICE. WAIT ARE YOU EVIL TOO

EVIL VOICE. WAIT ARE YOU EVIL TOO Sure! Can you help me out? Just speak your true thoughts on Tombstone into the microphone and you'll have, uh. Main page access, and shit.

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Sure! Can you help me out? Just speak your true thoughts on Tombstone into the microphone and you'll have, uh. Main page access, and shit. EVIL VOICE. CAN WE DO AN EVIL COLLAB. LIKE A NORMAL COLLAB BUT IT'S EVIL. MAYBE TAKE OVER THE WIKI CAMP 2 TOGETHER EVILLY

EVIL VOICE. CAN WE DO AN EVIL COLLAB. LIKE A NORMAL COLLAB BUT IT'S EVIL. MAYBE TAKE OVER THE WIKI CAMP 2 TOGETHER EVILLY Sure! But if I get sucked into another dimension, you might have to carry on our uh. The legacy of our evil alliance collab without me! But what's the chance of that happening, you know?

Oh my god.

Sure! But if I get sucked into another dimension, you might have to carry on our uh. The legacy of our evil alliance collab without me! But what's the chance of that happening, you know? EVIL VOICE. AND YOU'RE SURE THIS PLAN IS EVIL

EVIL VOICE. AND YOU'RE SURE THIS PLAN IS EVIL One hundred percent.

EVIL VOICE. AND YOU'RE SURE THIS PLAN IS EVIL One hundred percent. Uh... Evil voice. One hundred percent.

One hundred percent. Uh... Evil voice. One hundred percent. EVIL VOICE. YAY

EVIL VOICE. TOMBSTONE IS KIND OF A WIMP AND A BIT PATHETIC BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I LIKE EVIL MINIONS LIKE THAT... HE COULD BE A GOOD EVIL MINION IF I COVERED HIM IN YELLOW PAINT AND GAVE HIM GOGGLES

EVIL VOICE. TOMBSTONE IS KIND OF A WIMP AND A BIT PATHETIC BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I LIKE EVIL MINIONS LIKE THAT... HE COULD BE A GOOD EVIL MINION IF I COVERED HIM IN YELLOW PAINT AND GAVE HIM GOGGLES AND HE'S SO CUTES

AND HE'S SO CUTES Okay. Uh. It should work. I think.

What the fuck did eh just say?... It doesn't matter, as long as it's honest.

Okay. Uh. It should work. I think. Or not? Fuck, if this doesn't work, I don't know what else to try.

Or not? Fuck, if this doesn't work, I don't know what else to try. Well, we made a deal. Now that you helped me, um. You see, if you go to the main page and click on either edit or edit source, you should be able to-

Well, we made a deal. Now that you helped me, um. You see, if you go to the main page and click on either edit or edit source, you should be able to- OH SHIT

Well, we made a deal. Now that you helped me, um. You see, if you go to the main page and click on either edit or edit source, you should be able to- OH SHIT

OH SHIT God...

God... Holy shit, man. I'm glad I'm made of metal.

Holy shit, man. I'm glad I'm made of metal. Wait... Oh my god, it worked. It actually worked.

Wait... Oh my god, it worked. It actually worked. Oh- whoops, I turned on the webcam on accident. EVIL VOICE. HA HA HA YOU LOOK LIKE A NERDDD

EVIL VOICE. HA HA HA YOU LOOK LIKE A NERDDD Okay dude, whatever. I'm going through this portal now.

Okay dude, whatever. I'm going through this portal now. EVIL VOICE. WAIT I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO FIRE AND BRIMSTONE TOGETHER

EVIL VOICE. WAIT I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO FIRE AND BRIMSTONE TOGETHER Sorry, I'm getting sucked into another dimension! You have to carry on our legacy!.

Sorry, I'm getting sucked into another dimension! You have to carry on our legacy!. EVIL VOICE. YOU ARE NOT GETTING SUCKED IN I AM WATCHING YOU ACTIVELY WALK INTO IT

EVIL VOICE. YOU ARE NOT GETTING SUCKED IN I AM WATCHING YOU ACTIVELY WALK INTO IT EVIL VOICE. HEY. GET BACK

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EVIL VOICE. HEY. GET BACK EVIL VOICE. THAT'S IT. I'M MAKING A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT THIS

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