WarHammer 40k
The Fourth Thousand War Hammers is a sci-fi fantasy grimdark tabletop franchise created by the Church of Gaming. It is a serious, hype masculine series where Jesus 2 leads an army of big burly hot men in Fallout power armor to fight against the forces of four metaphysical psychic theater kids. also theres elves and orcs n shit
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. That lobotomy gave me the shining |
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. Skeletons that killed god and used his
corpse to power their space heater |
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. Promotional material |
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. Mommy |
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. You, a British geezer and a ww2 general
will now attempt to fight elderich horrors with a flash light |
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. I am rapidly approaching your location with
the sole intention of stabbing you to death |
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. Replace you lungs with a v8 engine and
prey to the tech spirits you don’t get blown up |
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. Nepotism |
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. Why do you want me to pick out the traffic lights?
why do you need confirm I’m a human! who’s asking, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!! |
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. We gave this cinderblock a knife and a gun along
with 20g of methamphetamines and let him loose in a school playground |
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. Your a casual racist I am a competitively ranked racist
we are not the same |
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. I leaned to read minds so that when I kill satan I can
here is dying thoughts begging me for mercy |
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. Violence is not an answer, it a question and the
answer is yes |
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. Bigoted ideas have no place in my biological terrorism
organisation |
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. Getting a small town addicted to crack was all part
of my master plan |
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. Dear god, an attractive person |
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. Space elves in their space RV |
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. We’re gonna die anyway so we might as well enjoy
this |
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. The average twitter user |
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. Don’t worry I’m only trying to steal your kidneys |
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. I just got here I have no idea what’s going on but I am
in fear for my life |
FAQ
Q: Where is WarHammer 39,999?
A: It's lost media, sorry.