Wiki Camp 2 Short: Beach Day at Lake Baikal

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Beach Day at Lake Baikal is the first ever unofficial Wiki Camp 2 short in which the competitors go on a trip to Lake Baikal. The events of the short take place shortly after the events of Edit War.

Note: This does not have to be written in order or even all the same format.

Episode

In the beginning, in the lake...

The walk to the lake

The camera zooms in on Copper Salts and Copper Pepper walking to the lake as their conversation fades in.
Copper Salts
...the day we have planned.
Copper Pepper
Let's just hope we don't encounter any ugly nerpas.
Copper Salts
You know, I never got why so many people around here hate nerpas. What's that all about?
Copper Pepper
Oh, why wouldn't you hate them? They're so ugly and smell of gasoline! They're horrid abominations that need to be rid from this Earth!
Copper Salts
Okay, I will never understand this, but if you really don't want to see any nerpas today, then I don't either.
Copper_Pepper
Oh thasnk that's really sweet, Anyway, we'd better be careful; I heard the nerpulation is on the rise, so avoiding them may be more of a challenge.

Another group of lakegoers...

Crossout and Whysee step out onto the sands of Lake Baikal.
Crossout
Huh. Seems you know this place better than me.
Whysee
Um, yeah? I basically live in here.
CrossoutBlank
In... here?
Whysee
When someone wants me to, yeah. But I don't mind too much. I really like the beach, actually!
Crossout
I don't think staying here very long will do us any good. Besides, did you hear what the others were saying?
WhyseeCrossMirror
Yeah... I guess you're right. Those seals ARE pretty cringy. Wouldn't wanna run into any...
Whysee
...But I'd at least like to touch the water...
CrossoutBlank
...
CrossoutHumbled
Fine. Don't expect me to take any other pit stops though.


> Return to Open YCHs?

On the other side of the beach...

Gaty is sitting by the beach, thinking about things.
Big Boy's driver
What you doin', lil' fella?
Gaty
You didn't have to call me that. Anyways, I'm just looking out.
Big Boy's driver
Oh. Well, you do that.
Big Boy's driver sits down.
Big Boy's driver
You know, I never thought I'd be out here in the Real World again. It's been a while.
Gaty
I see. You did say you came from America, right?
Big Boy's driver
I do. It's always an honor to teach railfans from across the country about Union Pacific's history.
Gaty
Nice. Trains are cool. By the way... what's that smell?
Big Boy's driver looks left.
Big Boy's driver
It's a seal! But wait a minute. Why does it smell so... atrocious?!
Jurta
Just... so.... GROSS!