Wiki Camp 2 Short: Play Ball

Play Ball is an unofficial Wiki Camp 2 short in which the competitors play baseball.

Note: This does not have to be written in the same format.

Episode

In the beginning, at a local baseball field...

Before the games

Cut to an establishing shot of a municipal park. Then, cut to a close up shot of Team 17, Host, Damn seal, and UHC in a staring contest, each having a low "boom" meaning the competition is on.

DUDE, I'M GETTING IMPATIENT.

That's fair. Hey, I have a better idea as to how we could settle this.

WHAT IS IT?

Oh, you know...

Cut to an establishing shot of the baseball field. Then, cut to the four teams, represented by nine members.

DUDE. WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE Y'ALL HERE IN THE FIRST ANNUAL WIKI CAMP 2 BASEBALL TOURNAMENT.

Trust me, Spike, I'm excited to see who wins.

COULDN'T AGREE MORE, DUDE. ANYWAYS, ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

The Speakers

Everyone stands still, silently listening to that familiar tune...

The anthem stops.

Game on.

At the game

So, who's on first?

Abbott

Hey! That's my line!

I was just asking who's on first.

Abbott

No, Who is playing for another team.

I dunno... we haven't seen Host's starters come up yet.

Abbott

No, I host my show, Who is playing for another team.

Nor have I heard from Damn seal.

Abbott

Damn Wolves! Who's playing for St. Louis.

I dunno, Adam Wainwright?

Abbott

Well I dunno who that guy is! Go and ask Uncle Charlie about it.

...He's called Uncle Charlie by St. Louis fans.