For those that can hear me, please heed my warning. What I have to say is of dire consequence.

The current year is unimportant to the story that must be told. I'd be surprised if anybody could even remember it at this point. What is important, however, is what has happened since your present, and how that changed the tides of the Edit War forever.

The damned were brought upon us.

While at the time, it seemed like nobody would've even thought of doing it, its existence in our world cause a chain reaction that destroyed our infrastructure as we know it. The skies soon turned hellish shades of red and brown, the reek of gasoline placed itself over anything as far as you could comprehend, and the dead and damned were risen to roam the world we inhabit. The world once clean as a slate, white as marble, was reduced to the Coliseum washed in blood. CityWhereWikiCamp2TakesPlace City was reduced to piles of metal and concrete. The chaosbringers, those that mold and control our world like clay, had finally done it - they had made it so that there was truly no way to escape hell but to die.

We all remember a time before everything fell apart. Where rules were customary, where things could not just happen out of the blue, where concepts could not just be destroyed at the whims of a lone rouge. When the Goddess of our world decided to bring the Edit War upon her subjects, waiving divine intervention in favor of seeing the turf go aflame, I knew it had the potential to happen, and I braced. I could not have imagined how bad it would get.

Once the damned were upon us, of course everything went downhill - when you drop the atomic bomb as your first move, people will bring their own horrific warfare. Horrors beyond visible comprehension were afoot, monstrous creations of the underworld were abound, brought into ours. Our fellow competitor, more demon than man, even came back to join the fun, commanding an army of wild beasts. It was as if the powers that be were trying to fit every peg they could into the square hole of normal reality.

Nobody's really sure who started everything. As far as we can guess, it was somebody associated with the Four Factions, for sure, but nobody can say the exact entity. ...or at least Host argues a lot if it was the CSS Faction or Faction 4, anyway. But, like, it was totally the Unwilling Participants, right? Somebody just saw that the chaos pieces were there, and decided to do it. It wouldn't make any sense for the CSS Faction to do it, they could bend reality in their own ways, and... ugh. Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. After everything went to hell the factions very quickly dissolved, anyway.

At some point, the concept of us being on "teams" in a competition-based sense was disbanded. It would've happened even if the competition was ongoing, I think. It was a fight for survival, now, not a fight for some nebulous definition of clout. We had to scramble and scavenge if any of us wanted to survive.

It was better for some of us to just go with the groupings that we already had. The Ultimate Heist Crew, for example, have become pretty good scavengers, even turned their base of operations into a bomb shelter of sorts. Some of the tinies decided to bond together, numbers is better of course, but some decided to go their own path. On the other hand, The Bad and the Ugly broke apart almost immediately from each other. Considering how much The Wiki Machine went mad dealing with them, it's unsurprising. Every single member from the BREAKFAST Party and Teem Fair-E Land ripped each other limb from limb.

Host ended up sticking together after the disbandment of the Four Factions - ironic, considering our unusual circumstances of team creation.

Those of us in Host did suffer a loss, however - the disappearance of Diary. None of us are sure if she's a goner or just went missing. Not even our eyes in the skies (by which I mean U.U.F.O. and Smobo, of course) can find her. Some of us can remember the last time we saw her, some of us can't - my personal theory is that after the yard sale she just went mad. Either way you slice it, the loss of a leader figure who created a section of Host is a big problem, and something we've had to figure out as a group.

The competitors that are alive come here as a pilgrimage. Some of us call it the Impact site, some call it the Gateway, some call it the Transclusion. I call it the beginning of the end.

For something so disastrous, it really is quite easy, isn't it? Just as the atomic bomb to its basic components is a chain reaction of particles slamming into each other, or how a gun is just a collection of gunpowder being set off all at once. Four brackets and a colon. That's all you need.

We've managed to carve a little slice of living here, in the nightmare. We can live, sure - but we all know that it could be so, so much better.


If you've received this message, then it's worked. Please, listen to me - don't set it off. We all win if nobody sets off the bomb. It will spell the doom of us all.

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  1. https://twitter.com/cakophon/status/1574417149065629699
  2. Smobo is not on This team.
  3. Smobo is dead.
  4. Famous character from Danganronpa.
  5. This danger is endorsed by The Mario Party.
  6. Hahaha Okin Salad Toss
  7. This seal will die.
  8. https://twitter.com/CHUBSWORLD_/status/1495842889179488257
  9. The phocineflu Vaccine contains lots of poisons,
    it will mess you up and slowly kill you

    search google and youtube
    for the truth about it
  10. Open Sesame has since then escaped Damn seal.
  11. He's so cute...
  12. Dole is the brand that sponsored Super Monkey Ball. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.
  13. Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See this article for more.
  14. One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.
  15. Slang originating from YouTube Poop. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.
  16. Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!
  17. Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.
  18. Author was Tower of Babel'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
  19. Author was Elizabeth Tower'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
  20. For Glory (ガチ, Serious) is an online mode that appears in [Super Smash Bros. 4]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.
  21. Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever Gay character.