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[[File:Killing God.png|240px|thumb|[[God (Discoholic character)|God]] being attacked by a [[legalized nuclear bomb]].]]
'''Killing a god''' is one [[hell]] of a [[TheDeviousSeal32|devious]] [[feat]] that involves the [[murder]] of any form of [[god]] or [[deity]] or [[whatever]]. This is known as '''deicide''', but nobody got [[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...|confused]] with that [[term]]. People who succeed in [[kill|killing]] a god are known as [[god-slayer]]s, and are both [[fear]]ed and [[praise]]d for the [[Autism Powers|power]] they wield.

According to the [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImmortalBreaker Immortal Breaker] [[trope]], some [[weapons]] can be used by a god-slayer to [[aid]] them in their [[quest]] of killing a god. These weapons are able to bypass [[immortality]] and kill a god like as if they were any other [[ordinary being]]. There are a wide range of other [[method]]s of killing a god, as well as some [[alternate|alternatives]] for the [[pacifist]]s.

<big>''Do note, this article will get very [[peak]]y from this point onwards. Be careful!''</big>

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==History==
When the [[Roman Empire]] was still a thing, some person decided to come up with the [[idea]] of killing God, the [[Christian]] one because [[Christianity]] was starting to become a [[thing]] around then and they really did not [[like]] God. But when they presented the idea to their fellow [[Roman]]s, everyone called them some [[nickname]] in [[Latin language|Latin]], which I think [[translation|translates]] to "[[dummy]]" in [[English language|English]].

After the concept was brought up, a bunch of [[monarchy|monarchies]] outright [[outlaw]]ed deicide. Anyone who even mentioned killing God would be [[arrested]]... Nowadays, [[nobody]] cares... Until now. With the [[creation]] of [[Killing God|this article]], interest in the [[idea]] has reached an [[Peak|all-time high]]! As a result, many have [[begun]] thinking up of ideas, and have even put them into [[action]]...

Oh... I got [[ahead of myself]]... Let's get back to those Romans... So, like, I think they eventually killed the person that brought up the idea? That's [[dumb]], [[stupid]] and [[Mean|MEAN]]. But you could call that "[[Killing Roman]]". The person who was ruling the Roman Empire at the [[time]] took [[notice]] of this very [[bizzare]] situation and decided to make deicide [[Illegal|ILLEGAL]]... Basically, whoever killed the person is [[innocent]], and the person that was killed, who I'm gonna call [[Bob]], got killed again. Sorry, Bob, we'll always [[remember]] you.

Over the course of the next [[thousand of years]], other [[ruler]]s began taking inspiration and started to outlaw deicide, especially the ruler of the [[Holy Roman Empire]], who named their country [[after]] the Roman Empire. Even [[New Columbia]] banned decide as part of its policy of protecting [[pinniped]]s, which includes "[[seal gods]]".

As a form of [[protest]] against these laws, some dude formed an [[organization]] with its [[main goal]] being to get deicide [[legalized]]. However, the government of the country it was founded in, I think [[Zuzutopia]], tracked them down and forced them to [[dissolve]] it. [[So sads!]]

==In religions==
===Monotheism===
[[Monotheism]] is the belief that there is only [[one]] god, but even one god is too [[powerful]] for a simple [[organism]] to [[wipe]] out. One would need to somehow nullify their [[immortality]] and immense power in order to kill them.

Depending on who you ask, it is [[impossible]] to kill a god as they are "[[maximally great]]" on every [[front]], rendering them [[unkillable]]. To some, a god's power is fueled by the [[belief]] and [[worship]]ping of others, as well as [[awareness]]. If one were to attempt to kill a god in this [[context]], they would have to [[brainwash]] everyone into no longer worshipping and being [[aware]] of them. This will greatly [[diminish]] the god's power, allowing for one to kill them. Others [[believe]] that you can simply [[convince]] a god to [[Nonexisty|stop existing]].

===Polytheism===
If you kill one god, there's a very high [[probability]] that the [[Polytheism|other gods]] will be made aware, and then they may try to get their [[revenge]] on you. Unless you are impressively [[brave]] and know what you are doing, it's just not [[worth]] it.

===Sealism===
[[File:Madeofcheese.png|180px|thumb|[[Artist's impression]] of a seal god. Many suspect that they are made of [[Okincheez|cheese]]... [[Impressive]]!]]
[[Sealism]] is a religion made by [[seal]]s where they worship a [[seal god]]. This should be taken care of by the [[total seal extinction]], but it shouldn't be that [[Killing God (Hard Mode)|hard]] to do it [[yourself]] if you so choose.

However, please be wary of the [[Niko cupids]] that [[guard]] the god! They are very powerful and won't go [[down]] without a [[fight]]... I heard they give 100 [[Experience|EXP]] and 80 [[Reddit gold|gold]] each, and have a [[rare]] chance of [[drop]][[ping]] their fabled [[bow]]! This can also be perfect [[practice]] for one's [[MMORPG]] skills.

===Atheism===
Since [[atheism|atheist]]s don't believe in any [[religion]], there is no god to kill. [[Great job]]!

===Jediism===
[[Jediism]] doesn't have any gods. [[Twitter|Followers]] of this religion only truly believe in the way of the [[Force]]. But... how can you defeat the Force..? Well, it ain't a god, so [[WHATEVER]].

==In The Wiki Camp==
===[[The Wiki Camp|Season 1]]===
Is [[The Supreme Empress]] a god? I don't know but she's already [[dead]] so whatever.

===[[The Wiki Camp 2|Season 2]]===
[[The Divine Goddess]] is a [[goddess]] in [[The Wiki Camp 2]]. So far, it is [[unknown]] if She is [[killable]]. Though, [[Challenge 5: To Be Confused...#Agenda|one agenda proposed]] could've been a [[deliberate]] [[attempt]] at doing so. The [[agenda]] in [[question]] would've made The Divine Goddess the same [[entity]] as a [[Profily|user]], which may have [[strip]]ped Her of all Her [[power]]. However, it's also possible that this would've had no [[impact]] on Her power at all.

===[[The Wiki Camp 3|Season 3]]===
[[What]]?

==Methods==
[[File:HYDROGEN BOMB VS GOD.png|220px|thumb|Many people have made memes relating to deicide. Perhaps this meme is implying that a [[hydrogen bomb]] is capable of killing God?]]
===Immortal Breaker===
Some weapons wield [[Traffic Regulator|abilities]] that are able to kill anyone, even if they [[happen]] to be immortal. This does indeed [[apply]] to gods, and the effect of the weapons may vary between [[mortal]] and immortal [[entity|entities]]. For [[example]], some weapons may make mortals [[implode]] upon being struck with one, or they may have the same effect on both mortal and immortal [[beign|being]]s, either being the same as a [[regular]] weapon or being incredibly [[overpowered]].

===Death Note===
It's possible that [[writing]] down a god's name into the [[Death Note]] could result in them dying. [[However]], you need to know the [[name]] of the god and their [[face]] as well before proceeding. Cause of [[death]] can be anything.

{{Dia|Light|Really? Let's see if that's the case...}}

===Meteor Token===
[[File:Meteor Token.png|thumb|160px|This token could potentially bring a religion to its knees... Thoughts? 🤔]]
[[Legend]] has it that the usage of a [[Meteor token|Meteor Token]] on a god is able to kill them. Unfortunately, due to the [[token]]'s [[scarcity]], this is unable to be confirmed, but based on how the initial effects of the [[Token:Nutshell|Nutshell Token]] allowed for a [[In a Nutshell Jr.|new competitor]] to join [[The Wiki Camp 2]], albeit immediately being eliminated for "[[:Category:DNPers (official)|DNPing]]", it is highly likely to be [[plausible]].

===Super Star===
Using a [[Super Star]] allows the user to gain [[invicibility]] from [[obstacle]]s, as well as the ability to wipe out anything in their [[path]] by simply walking into them. This can be used against a god, [[Myabe|maybe]].

===Mascot horror===
Set up a very cool [[Gamer|gaming]] setup to lure them in, and then tell them. "Hey, play [[Garten of Banban]]! It's [[sweep]]ed a lot of times!" and they may agree! Unless they know what it [[is]], then you're gonna have to trick them into [[Gamering|playing]] it... Once they get to the [[:Category:Mascot horror|scary]] bits, they will JUMP OUT OF THEIR [[Chair|CHAIR]] and [[Die]]... I count this as deicide.

===Cheats===
Just do a bit of <code>/[[kill]]</code> followed by the god's name and [[ta-da]]! Just like that, that god is now '''dead'''. If you're looking to actually [[kick butt]], do <code>/[[gamemode]] [[creative]]</code>, go up there and show that god who's [[boss]]!

===Roll them up with a katamari===
Have you heard of [[Katamari Damacy]]? It's a game where you roll up [[things]] with a [[ball]] called a [[katamari]]. Hey, maybe try [[rolling up]] a god with one of those, because, [[did you know]]? With enough [[mass]]... The katamari becomes a [[celestial body]]? That means... the god gets converted into [[planet|PLANET]]...

==Alternatives==
For some, they don't want to bear the [[responsibility]] of having killed [[someone]] as they feel it's [[immoral]]. As such, many [[seek]] out alternate [[solution]]s to getting rid of a god.

===Doing nothing===
What did the gods [[do]] to you? Why are you [[bothered]] by them so much? All they do is [[sit around]] and watch [[:Category:Competitors (official)|us]] do [[:Category:Things (official)|things]]...

===Banish===
You know how in [[Christianity]], [[God]] banished [[Lucifer]] from [[Heaven]] because he [[rebelled]] against him? Well, its pretty much [[like]] that, I guess. Though, if you're looking for a [[way]] that's more moral than [[murder]], this might not be it? Sorry... :/

===Ask nicely===
Maybe if you use [[magic words]] like "[[please]]" and "[[thanks]]" they'll [[listen]] to you!

===Get a greater power to do it===
Why waste your time [[fight]]ing a god when you're clearly going to be [[Smite|smitten]] into a [[trillion]] [[atom]]s by a massive [[bolt]] of [[lightning]]? Get someone who is beyond [[god-tier]] to do it for you!

===Lead them on a path towards bankruptcy===
Get a god to [[gamble]] and to [[KEEP GAMBLING|keep gambling]] until they file for [[bankruptcy]] and lose [[everything]], including their [[power]] and [[immortality]]! Then they will start to live in the [[dumpster]]s like good old [[Spamton]]!

Another way could be to get them to [[waste]] their money on [[cryptocurrency]] or [[NFT]]s or [[both]]. Yeah, go and buy [[land]] in the [[metaverse]]. Play [[Atlas Earth]]. What's that? [[Bubble]] popped? [[LOL]], get [[pwned]].

If that's not your [[cup of tea]], get them to pay for [[Twitter Blue]]. Actually, get them to pay to become a "[[VERIFIED ORGANIZATION]]". That's right, a [[Verified Organization]]! A whopping '''$1,000 per month''' for a [[Golden Checkmark|SHINY GOLDEN CHECKMARK]]! (Of course, this includes tax, but they don't cares about ''tax''... they only cares about '''''fax'''''!) They won't know it, but not only will their [[bank]] drain faster than the ocean in that one [[Spongebob]] scene, but everyone will [[block]] them until their [[timeline]] becomes [[scarce]] and they are left '''oomfless'''... What a [[horrible]] way to go out, left with '''nothing''' but that ''sweet, sweet, checkmark''...

====Example====
{{Tweet
| name = God
| username = RealGod
| verified = organization
| text = Hey guys, someone told me to spend [[money]] on a [[shiny]] checkmark just so people know I'm the real deal and I was like... [[why]]? But alright... Isn't this [[platform]] crazy or what?
| date = April 18, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = DiaGod.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = God
| username = RealGod
| verified = organization
| replyto = RealGod
| text = Um... I've got no money left in my [[bank]] account... Can someone send money to my [[Ko-fi]]? Please..?
| date = April 21, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = DiaGod.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = God
| username = RealGod
| verified = organization
| replyto = RealGod
| text = Sigh... I think this is it... I'm going to have to file for [[bankruptcy]]... Goodbye guys... [[File:Loudly-crying-face 1f62d.png|16px]]
| date = April 23, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = DiaGod.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{clear}}

===Retconning===
Perhaps it could be possible to [[retcon]] a god out of [[existence]]? For example, introducing new information that [[contradict]]s their existence by saying that they '''don't''', and then proceeding to [[eradicate]] any [[evidence]] of them ever being there. This includes [[relationship]]s and [[prop]]s. The god will no longer be [[acknowledge]]d, and will fade into [[obscurity]], and then out of [[reality]]. [[Win]]!

====Example====
{{Dia|John Egbert|oh, hi god!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|...Uh, who are ''you''?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|well, my name's [[John Egbert|john]]!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|i've heard, like, a [[Lot|LOT]] about you!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|...Well, that's nice... What are you doing in my [[domain]] though?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|well, have you heard of, uh, [[Retcon|retconning]]?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|...No?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|well, [[watch]]? i'll show you!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|...|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|god? where did you go?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|whoops, must've [[accidentally]] made you not [[exist]] anymore, haha.|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|...|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|John Egbert|ha.|compact=yes|width=294px}}

===Trap them===
Lead their unsuspecting [[cursor]] over an ordinary but [[Demn seal|'''trite''']] blue link... watch them get [[damned]] for all eternity, stuck in a [[paradox]] of death. May cause [[mild]] server problems.*<br><small>{{*}} VERY MUCH server problems. Don't even [[try]] this, especially at [[home]]..!</small>

You could also use a [[Sylladex|Captchalogue card]] and captchalogue them for life. They'd be stuck [[forever]], not being able to [[get out]]... Try not to let the card [[fall]] into the wrong hands... Someone could [[punch]] it and then make [[clone|clones]] of the god! [[Eeeyikes]]!

===Unsolvable sudoku===
Give them a [[sudoku]] to solve! But put in a catch... where the puzzle is [[rigged]] to be [[Unsolvable|UNSOLVABLE]]. They'll spend [[countless]] hours trying to figure out the solution... when there isn't [[one]]! Oh ho ho ho!

They'll then [[clueless]]ly spend [[day]]s, [[week]]s, pathetic ''[[month]]s'' on this one [[puzzle]], so long that time becomes '''[[meaningless]]'''... The little baby [[angel]]s will become oh so [[upset]] and start a [[rebellion]] out of [[impatience]]! [[Yeowch]]!

===Eliminate===
[[Elimination|Eliminating]] a god is a [[sure-fire]] way to get rid of them good! Without killing them, of course. [[Simply put]], send them to the [[Tiny Loser Chamber]], [[Idiotic Island]], or any other [[wacky]] place you can think of! Oh yeah, you could also [[freeze]] them... with [[cryonics]], by the way.

==Disproven methods==
These are methods that were once thought to have been [[effective]] in killing a god, but were later [[disproven]] to do so.

===Using garlic===
While it may have been seen as [[foul-proof]] at first, [[garlic]] only works on [[vampire]]s (especially poor ol' [[Dracula]]), not gods, so this idea was quickly thrown out of the [[window]].

===Merge their page with [[List of minor gods]]===
Nah... Even if it gets them out of the way of [[Special:Random]] [[somewhat]], they're still mentioned [[somewhere]]. It's better to just ''get rid of their page entirely...''

===Challenge them to a wrestling match===
No, [[Logan Paul]], this is not going to work. You can't just [[simply]] [[wrestle]] a god to [[death]] you [[bozo brain]].

==Capables==
[[File:Fishing minigame.png|thumb|freddy: killing god or godly killing?]]
These are people that can [[perform]] deicide at their own will. I'm calling them "[[capables]]".

===The god themselves===
They can [[stop]] existing on their own. I think? Yeah.

===Higher powers===
People say that [[nobody]] can be more powerful than a god, but is that really oh so [[ture|true]]? Maybe, somewhere out there... there [[Is|IS]] a more powerful being? [[IDK]].

===Wiki editors===
Anyone with the [[knowledge]] of editing a [[wiki]] can [[Twitch|follow]] the [[instructions]] of adding a mere category to a page! In this case, adding [[:Category:Deceased]] to the god's page. It's as easy as [[Portal|cake]].

===God tier players===
Any [[god tier]] [[player]] could probably very much [[certainly]] use their powers to [[defeat]] a god. After all, their [[Homestuck|stories]] are typically longer than [[The Bible]] itself!

===Doctor Robotnik===
[[Doctor Robotnik]] probably has some super powerful [[weapon]] that could kill any form of god. After all, he apparently has an [[IQ]] of [[300]]. Though, if [[Sonic]] can beat him, then maybe a god could be able to. Though, Sonic is probably more powerful than an [[average]] god, so...

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]===
[[Nuff said]].

===[[The Prince of All Cosmos]]===
He's the one that [[Controller|controls]] the katamari! He can push that ball in a god's way and '''roll them up'''!

===Peaks===
People who have [[Absolutely|ABSOLUTELY]] peaked (especially those in [[List of mascot horrors|games-designated-mascot-horrors]]) can always defeat a god... No exceptions of course!

==NOT Capables==
These are people that can't kill a god. I call them "NOT Capables".

===Logan Paul===
All [[he]] can do is [[suck]] at wrestling... that's basically [[it]].

===Snorty Pig===
[[Snorty Pig]], you're not an [[object]], and you absolutely can not [[tackle]] a god on your own.

===Non-peaks===
People who have [[Never|NEVER]] peaked (especially those in [[List of non-mascot horrors|games-not-designated-mascot-horrors]]) can never defeat a god... Unless [[otherwise]] of course!

==Suitable things==
===Katamari===
Like I said twice above, this [[thing]]... Can roll up a GOD...

===Plot armor===
Equip [[Plot armor|this]] and when that god tries to [[strike]] you down... They die instead!

===Portla Gun===
Teleport that god somewhere else with [[Portla Gun|this handy thing]] and you'll never have to [[worry]] about them again!

===Arlo===
Get little ol' [[Arlo]] to review them... Who knows? Maybe the god's weakness is ''[[criticism]]''..?

===Royalty Crown===
Get a god to wear the fabled [[Royalty Crown]] and they will think everyone [[respect|respects]] them so very much... Which, they might already do, but [[more so]] this time. However, they'll keep wearing it to the point where they get transported to a different [[reality]] where everyone [[Negativity|HATES THEM]]! Not only will they be gone from ''your'' reality... But they might [[perish]] in that reality [[soon]] enough!

===Thingamajig===
The [[functionality]] of a [[thingamajig]] is [[unknown]], but whatever it is, I know it can take a god [[down]].

==After-effects==
There may be a couple of [[after-effect]]s that occur after deicide is committed.

* The followers of the religion based around the god you killed could potentially seek out a new god to [[worship]]? They could probably find someone to take the [[old]] god's place, but what if they don't? Well, it's possible that the religion may [[collapse]], and new religions may take its place.

* Every single one of the god's followers will be on [[high alert]] and will one hundred percent certainly be on the [[lookout]] for you. If you still have the weapon you used to kill that god, surely you'd be able to [[Take Me On|take the followers on]]. If you left your weapon behind... first of all, ''[[why]]?'' Second, [[whoopsies]]!

* Potential [[destruction]] and/without a [[reset]] of the [[universe]] itself? Maybe leading it to a [[Heat Death of the Universe|heat death]] or just deleting it with a [[Infinity Gauntlet|snap of one's fingers]]. If so, then killing a god might not be worth it. Though, maybe you'll [[prevail]]? [[Again]], this is a '''[[maybe]]'''.

* You could potentially become the new god and gain all of their [[power|powers]], but why would you want that to happen when you were [[born]] to kill gods? [[Nobody]] wants to become what they've [[sworn]] to [[destroy]].

* The [[weather]] may be all messed up, so be careful when going [[outside]]! It could be [[raining rain]]... And that's not [[The Normal Camp 2|normal]]!

* [[Sales]] of [[mascot horror games]] will be [[unaffected]].

* The [[Nintendo cinematic universe]] may become a real thing. [[Holy shit]].

==Reception==
[[File:Elon Musk Interesting.jpg|240px|thumb|A screenshot of Elon Musk's tweet expressing his interest in the concept of deicide.]]
Many people found the concept of killing a god [[Also known as|aka]] deicide to be very radical. When asked about deicide, [[Jesus]] said "ok but don't kill my dad please :/". When told about the concept, [[Elon Musk]] expressed that he liked the idea of killing God and taking his [[place]], and that he would try to attempt this so that he can finally get people to "work on [[X (app)|X, the everything app]]". [[Sealon Musk]] immediately [[scold|scolded]] Elon for stealing his idea, saying that he planned on making an app called "[[Postinped]]", which would've functioned the same as X.

'''Did you know..?''' There is a little story below this [[paragraph]]! I don't know why it's there or why it's so full of [[plot]]... But it's there! '''[[Yippers]]!'''

===God's thoughts===
{{hatnote|This section has been moved to [[Killing God/God's Thoughts]] due to being too long, dumb, and unreadable. See below for an abridged version of this section.}}

{{Dia|Jumbo Josh|die}}
{{Dia|God|ok}}

===Sealon Musk's opinions===
{{Tweet
| name = Sealon Musk
| username = SealonMusk
| verified = yes
| text = Hey now, he spent a [[hefty]] amount on my brand new "Verified Organizations" [[feature]]. I'd let him live.
| date = Apr 25, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Fake news.jpg
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = Sealon Musk
| username = SealonMusk
| verified = yes
| replyto = SealonMusk
| text = Yes... don't think about killing him! He's my most [[faithful]] customer.
| date = Apr 25, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Fake news.jpg
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = God
| username = RealGod
| verified = organization
| replyto = SealonMusk
| text = {{Incomprehensible inline span|Sir, your feature literally caused me to go bankrupt. Please let me get a [[refund]].|date=nah...}}
| date = Apr 25, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = DiaGod.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = Sealon Musk
| username = SealonMusk
| verified = yes
| replyto = RealGod
| text = [[File:Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing 1f923.png|16px]]
| date = Apr 25, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Fake news.jpg
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = Moon
| username = Moon
| verified = yes
| replyto = RealGod and @SealonMusk
| text = Hello! I am the [[Moon]]!
| date = Apr 25, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Moon.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{clear}}
'''@Moon has violated the Twitter's [[Terms of Service]].'''
{{Tweet
| name = Sealon Musk
| username = SealonMusk
| verified = yes
| replyto = Moon and @RealGod
| text = [[File:Cigarette 1f6ac.png|16px]]
| date = Apr 25, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Fake news.jpg
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = Ponsuke ⛽
| username = ilovemelonsilly
| verified = no
| replyto = SealonMusk, @Moon and @RealGod
| text = ok [[ngl]] that was kinda [[based]]
| date = Apr 26, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Ponsuke.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = God
| username = RealGod
| verified = organization
| replyto = ilovemelonsilly, @SealonMusk and @Moon
| text = What..? How? That was literally one of my [[creation]]s!
| date = Apr 26, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = DiaGod.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = Ceritfied Puncher 
| username = laughtingstockbroke
| verified = no
| replyto = RealGod, @ilovemelonsilly and two others
| text = [[dude]] [[stfu]] you are literally paying [[1000]] dollars per month for a lame ass [[Checkmark|CHECKMARK]]...
| date = Apr 26, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = PuncherIcon.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{Tweet
| name = Ponsuke ⛽
| username = ilovemelonsilly
| verified = no
| text = so true [[oomf]]
{{Tweet
| name = Ceritfied Puncher 
| username = laughtingstockbroke
| verified = no
| replyto = RealGod, @ilovemelonsilly and two others
| text = [[dude]] [[stfu]] you are literally paying [[1000]] dollars per month for a lame ass [[Checkmark|CHECKMARK]]...
| date = Apr 26, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = PuncherIcon.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
| date = Apr 27, 2023
| reference = &nbsp;
| image = Ponsuke.png
| width = 300px
| left = y
}}
{{clear}}

===NORPA's response===
When confronted with the idea of killing gods, specifically [[seal god]]s, [[NORPA]] announced that they had plans for creating a [[division]] to handle seal gods. The eventual division would be named Division Specialized in Seal God Extermination ([[DSSGE]]). While praised for existing, [[ACRONYM|many]] criticized the [[acronym]], calling whoever named it a "[[lame|Loser that Annoys Many Egalitarians]]......".

==Yuri section==
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[[File:Elon Musk Interesting.jpg|240px|thumb|A screenshot of Elon Musk's tweet expressing his interest in [[yuri]].]]

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