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}}<span id=hello>We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, {{clog|you}}.</span>
<span id=hello2>I'm {{clog|me}}! {{greeting}}, Normal Camp 2!</span>{{clear}}
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<div id=info style="border:1px solid #a2a9b1;margin:8px;">Submit something reasonably profitable in the [[Assignment 4: Products|Fourth Assignment]] or you're fired.
*This is our net worth: 5,000,000,000,000
**[[:Category:Best products|Here are our best products]]
*These are the total number of products we have produced: {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}
**[[The Wiki Camp 2:6,666th poll|Predict]] when the 6,666th product will be made.
*These are the total number of employees employed at our business as of now: {{NUMBEROFUSERS}}
**Only {{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}} of them are [[Fired|likely to keep their jobs next week]].
***That's {{#expr: (({{#number_format:{{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}}|0||}}/{{#number_format:{{NUMBEROFUSERS}}|0||}})*100) }}%. Awful.
****Most of them had potential too. Shame.
*This is the amount of [[Special:NewFiles|important documents:]] {{NUMBEROFFILES}}
*This is the amount of times the building has been entered: {{NUMBEROFEDITS}}
*[[Main_Page|This is the building]]
*This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: {{:"Three digit number"}}
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<hr><div style="flex-grow:2;flex-basis:350px;"> The Normal Camp 2 is a normal camp-styled business where you complete assignments by editing a wiki.

It's meant to be strong hearted and only for those who are willing to contribute to this company in a meaningful way, so if you find that it's stressing you out, get out. There is no actual prize for your contributions, aside from profit of course.

Confused? That's not allowed here. You're fired. Leave.

Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our [[The Shredding Room|Help Desk]].

If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, hesitate to contact [[User:Samantha]] about it. You're supposed to be working.

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===Overview===
* [[Rules]]
* [[:Category:Assignments (normal)|Assignments]]
* [[:Category:Employees (normal)|Employees]]
* [[:Category:Divisions (normal)|Divisions]]
* [[The Normal Camp 2|More about our company]]
===[[Social media]]===
* [https://twitter.com/NormalCamp2 Twitter]... still is {{twm|smile}}
* [discord isnt normal]
===Miscellaneous===
* [[:Category:Stocks|Our Stock Exchange]]
* [[:Category:Portal of Resources|Portal of Resources]]
* [https://the-normal-camp.fandom.com/wiki/The_Normal_Camp_Wiki The Normal Camp 1]
* [[Main Page#Rabbit's Pen|Visit the Rabbit Exhibit]]
* [[Credits]]
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<div id="employees" style="white-space: nowrap;">[[File:The Normal Crew.png|500px|link=]]</div><small>photograph by [[User: Normaroody|Normaryndo]]</small></center>
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===Miscellaneous===
* [[DATA EXPUNGED|It has been called to out attention that the musical vibrations presented in this "Normal Camp 2 Music Hall Of Fame" may contain trace amounts of fun and whimsy. We are currently working on a replacement that comes without these potential threats to the safety of our utopia]]</div>
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[[File:Tumbleweed in motion.gif|thumb|link=The Tumbleweed from the Main Page|Do not pay any attention to this tumbleweed. We tried everything but we couldn't get rid of it.]]
<div id="commentary">{{:Main Page/Normal/Commentary}}

[[File:NormalMeme.png|thumb|It's always been here. You just got us confused for our [[Main Page|doppelganger]].]]
[[File:PerfectSeason.png|link=Normal|What good are seasons if we're not constantly reminded of the great achievements of man?]]

^ This image really helps me remember that we live in a post-whimsical society. Thank you, [[The Respectable Businesswoman]], for showing us the way. 
''- A satisfied customer and also not a pinniped, as they are incapable of advanced thought and sapience..except for two of our [[TheNormalSeal32|esteemed]] [[TheDownrightUnremarkableSealXXX|higher ups]], of course.''

:Fine.</div>
::It's spranging.'
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<strong>this is normal.</strong>

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'''THERE IS STILL HOPE'''
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[As part of the Pinniped Relocation Project efforts, we have dedicated a small portion of our resources to transporting any undesirable pinniped on our premises into an environment where their efforts would be needed more. We don't apologize for the inconvenience in removing most of these mammals from our company.]


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This is the [[Normal]] camp. [[File:Announcer.jpeg|20x20px|link=2]]

==Getting Started==
*Please inform our janitors to clear out any and all Drywall spills located on Hallway 6, please.
*'''This is a fantastic idea. I do not want to slip and get drywall on my clothes or sustain an injury.'''
*[[File:UNCOPE.gif|frameless|caption]]
*Please view [[Assignment 5: Products 2|our current assignment]].
*Please view [[Assignment 4: Products|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED)
*Please view [[Assignment 3: Work Meeting|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED)
*Please view [[Assignment 2: Divisions|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED
*Please view [[Assignment 1: Employees|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED)
*Please view [[Main Page/Normal/Printed|manuscript for this page]]. (OUTDATED)

*I love editing the [[source code]] for our servers. It is really fun and not soul-rending.
*Fun Fact: There is nobody trapped in [[Normal seal]].

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*solve the [[Regular Jigsaw Puzzle]].

*[[Alvin]] is alive and well.

[[File:NotAmphibia.png|left|thumb|200x200px|Ribbit.]]
*''We'' are not in debt, unlike our childish and inferior counterpart.
*Misdirective Challenge Crystals are not normal
*you can visit the original and unfortunately defunct normal camp [https://the-normal-camp.fandom.com/wki/The_Normal_Camp_Wiki here].
*Our company has a [[Twitter]] where people from our PR Team share the occasional highlight [[and]] benefits of signing up for our company. You can check it [https://twitter.com/WikiCamp2 here].
*We don't have a Discord, because it sucks.
*Not a random letter.

==How has your day been?==
* Normal.
* Normal.
*I am glad to have heard that.
* Normal. I had a Birthday.
* Normal. Happy Birthday.
* Normal. It wasn't my Birthday, but Happy Birthday regardless.
* I am so glad our company doesn't have a problem with scandalous artificial intelligence, so it can stay open whenever we desire.
* Normal.
* Normal.
* Our Hyperlinks are not blocked.
**[[Dodgeball|Dodgeball.]]
I am glad our website does not have any Nerpapunch awards plastered all over it. I cannot stand that childish website. Such buffoonery.
** This is a personalized thank you note to our wonderful [[User:ANTIVANDAL|Anti Vandal]]. Thank you for personally removing any mistakes or errors I could've made when helping expand our glorious corporate empire.

**You are of utmost welcome, employee.
*Good morning, TNC2.


Get back to work.
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