The Normal Camp 2

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We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, you.

I'm me! Aanii, Normal Camp 2!

User:Samantha/ambox

👔 Welcome, valued customer, to our glorious corporation. Be sure to read our Code of Conduct before contributing. Or else.

"That was always possible."

Submit something reasonably profitable in the Fourth Assignment or you're fired.
  • This is our net worth: 5,000,000,000,000
  • These are the total number of products we have produced: 6,466
    • Predict when the 6,666th product will be made.
  • These are the total number of employees employed at our business as of now: 1,143
  • This is the amount of important documents: 12,634
  • This is the amount of times the building has been entered: 121,323
  • This is the building
  • This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: 7160
The Normal Camp 2 is a normal camp-styled business where you complete assignments by editing a wiki.

It's meant to be strong hearted and only for those who are willing to contribute to this company in a meaningful way, so if you find that it's stressing you out, get out. There is no actual prize for your contributions, aside from profit of course.

Confused? That's not allowed here. You're fired. Leave.

Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our Help Desk.

If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, hesitate to contact User:Samantha about it. You're supposed to be working.

Hello, I am the Normal Camp 2's Product Management and Chief Executive Designer Typey. Type in this text box below for an easier method of designing products.



Clair de lune - Claude Debussy is currently playing on the radio!\

The Normal Crew.png
photograph by Normaryndo

Miscellaneous


Do not pay any attention to this tumbleweed. We tried everything but we couldn't get rid of it.
NormalSpike
Nyah Ha Ha! Welcome to The Normal Camp, fool! We're the most EVIL company around!
NormalBloomberg
ᴀʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ, ꜱᴘɪᴋᴇᴍᴜᴛʜ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ɪꜱ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇꜰɪᴛ ᴏꜰ. ꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ. ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇ. ɪɴ ᴍᴀʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ.
NormalSpike
Umm, you blind, dude? You guys do TONS of evil shit! Look around!
NormalSpike
Plain ol' nasty! But it's not like IM complaining. It just makes you more like my boss! He's a REAL stand-up guy! Im just pointing this whole thing out.
NormalBloomberg
ʜᴍ. ɪ. ꜱᴇᴇ. ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ʟᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ. ᴍᴏʀᴀʟɪᴛʏ.
NormalSpike
Nyah Ha Ha! thirty seconds in our first interaction, and I'm starting to like you already!
NormalGirlIshmael
Do not. call me Ishmael.
BoyIshmael
Well said, Girl Ishmael. When saying that name, they should be referring to me only! I'm the true and honest original Ishmael!


NormalVriska
It's always been here. You just got us confused for our doppelganger.

What good are seasons if we're not constantly reminded of the great achievements of man?

^ This image really helps me remember that we live in a post-whimsical society. Thank you, The Respectable Businesswoman, for showing us the way. - A satisfied customer and also not a pinniped, as they are incapable of advanced thought and sapience..except for two of our esteemed higher ups, of course.

Fine.
It's spranging.'
There is no other way.

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this is normal.

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fun has been deleted? THERE IS STILL HOPE Interpolation

[As part of the Pinniped Relocation Project efforts, we have dedicated a small portion of our resources to transporting any undesirable pinniped on our premises into an environment where their efforts would be needed more. We don't apologize for the inconvenience in removing most of these mammals from our company.]


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This is the Normal camp. Announcer.jpeg

Getting Started

  • I love editing the source code for our servers. It is really fun and not soul-rending.
  • Fun Fact: There is nobody trapped in Normal seal.
Ribbit.
  • We are not in debt, unlike our childish and inferior counterpart.
  • Misdirective Challenge Crystals are not normal
  • you can visit the original and unfortunately defunct normal camp here.
  • Our company has a Twitter where people from our PR Team share the occasional highlight and benefits of signing up for our company. You can check it here.
  • We don't have a Discord, because it sucks.
  • Not a random letter.

How has your day been?

  • Normal.
  • Normal.
  • I am glad to have heard that.
  • Normal. I had a Birthday.
  • Normal. Happy Birthday.
  • Normal. It wasn't my Birthday, but Happy Birthday regardless.
  • I am so glad our company doesn't have a problem with scandalous artificial intelligence, so it can stay open whenever we desire.
  • Normal.
  • Normal.
  • Our Hyperlinks are not blocked.

I am glad our website does not have any Nerpapunch awards plastered all over it. I cannot stand that childish website. Such buffoonery.

    • This is a personalized thank you note to our wonderful Anti Vandal. Thank you for personally removing any mistakes or errors I could've made when helping expand our glorious corporate empire.
    • You are of utmost welcome, employee.
  • Good morning, TNC2.


Get back to work.

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