The Normal Camp 2

The Wiki Camp 2 is a company founded by User:Samantha and the ongoing sequel to 1977's defunct Normal Camp. It began on April 11th, 2022. In addition to an expanded work force and a slew of new improvements, The Normal Camp 2 also introduces The Respectable Businesswoman, a gradient played by Samantha who replaces the late Mr. Grey's role as CEO.

The Normal Camp 2
Wiki-based Office Company
The Normal Camp 2's official logo, which took several years to perfect
Creator	User:Normatomi
Dates	April 19th, 2022 (ongoing)
I give quite a few fucks, actually.
CEO	The Respectable Businesswoman (played by User:Satomi)
No. of employees	104
Prize	PROMOTION

Like its predecessor, The Normal Camp 2 revolves around a workforce of employees who work under the corporation while simultaneously battling for a PROMOTION by doing tasks and creating products. Many aspects of the company, namely its wiki-based format, are not typical of other megacorporations or businesses as a whole. Although Samantha uses the term "Collective Team Building Experience to describe the company, we think that is an excellent description and we have absolutely zero criticisms to levy upon our founder.

This company is brought to you by President Micheal Bloomberg, Hubert Cumbledumble, Galma, Mr. Strawberry, COOL FIGHTING DUDES!!, The Military, The United Federation, Anti Anarchist Taskforce, Rootcorp Industrials™, and Biomax Industries.

nobody else.

Assignments

• Assignment 1: Employees - Make a resume page.
• Assignment 2: Groups - Make or assign yourself to a work group.
• Assignment 3: Work Meeting - Participate in an work meeting.
• Assignment 4: Products - Create an article for a product.
• Assignment 5: Products 2 - Present a brand new idea to your work group for a brand new product.
• Assignment 6: The Purge - Cleanse this world. Deadline is when the inferior falls.
• Assignment 7: We Realized That Continuously Murdering Our Own Employees was Hurting Our Ability To Work As A Stable Company So We Stopped. Yay! No More Assignments! Paperwork Forever! - you read the damn title

Employees

65 of 102 employees remain employed.

Employee	Division	Status	Ranking
Mark Edward Fischbach	Checkpoint Division	Fired in Assignemnt 1: Employees for violation of code of conduct	102nd
Ketchup, beloved housecat		Resigned in Assignment 2: Work Groups	99th
Brand Nonspecific Pizza
Completely normal and non-magical creature also known as Android	A-Corp	Resigned In Assignment 2: Work Groups	98th
A man from the residence of Staff Island	Ostaps Inc.	Reported to higher ups and promptly let go in Assignment 2: Work Groups	97th
Non State Specific Souvenir Cup	The Sponsored Segments Division		96th
Law Abiding Mug	Awsooeuttoawmwislo		95th
Medical Doctor's Bowl			94th
The Comedic Work Fellow	This Division Is Professional		92nd
Copyright	Legal employees
Wrecking Ball Used For Demolition	Ostap Inc.	Resigned In Assignment 3: Work Meeting	91st
Brand Nonspecific And Healthy Beverage	This Division Is Professional	Fired in Assignment 3: Work Meeting	84th
A Normal Employee That Just So Happens To Wear All-Black Clothing	The Sponsored Segments Division
Non-Flavored Food Stick	Normal seal
Font Regular	Normal seal
Pen That Is Satisfied With Any Placement It Receives In Life	A-Corp
Circle	Division 17
Normal And Completely Biologically Possible Sapient Creature	Mario And Co.
Kumon	NormalGood Division	Resigned in Assignment 3: Work Meeting	83rd
Folder Of Images, Videos, Pieces Of Text, Etc., That Is Copied And Spread Rapidly By Internet Users, Often With Slight Variations.	Checkpoint Division	Fired in Assignment 3: Work Meeting	82nd
Advertisement	The Sponsored Segments Division		80th
Jar Of Inconspicuous And Flavorless Crunchy Vegetable Sticks
Bowl Of Flavorless And Inconspicuous Soup	Reported to higher ups and promptly fired in Assignment 3: Work Meeting		78th
I Couldnt Think Of a Normal Version Of Let Tumes Tari, Sorry	Error Neutralization Division	Quit in Assignment 4: Products	77th
Ball	Mario And Co.	Fired in Assignment 4: Products	73rd
John Ostap	Ostap Inc.
Flavorless Meat	Ostap Inc.
David Nutshell Jr.	N/A	Hired in Assignment 4: Products via resume being accepted
		Fired in Assignment 4: Products
Crayon	Ostap Inc.	Fired in Assignment 4: Products	72nd
Plastic Bowl	Legal Employees	Fired in Assignment 4: Products	69th
A Normal Employee and NOT AN INTANGIBLE CONCEPT THAT DEPICTS OR DESCRIBES AND EVENT THAT BRINGS ABOUT THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE	awsoowuttiofawmwialo
Regular Referee	Normal seal
Construction Tile Not Used To Play Frivolous Games	Medium Hangers Inc.	Unfortunately passed due to unrelated complications in Assignment 4: Products	67th
Regular Jigsaw Piece	Division 17
9150625	Host	Fired in Assignment 4: Products after we realized that cosmic background radiation wasn't ideal business material	66th
Bean That Has Sprouted	Normal seal	Still Employed	TBA
Big Boy Signature Hamburger	Division 17
Tin Of Flavourless Grain Based Sustenance	ACRONYM
Target	Normal seal
Flavourless Pastry Treat	awsoowuttiofawmwialo
Iphone	NormalGood Division
Completely Normal And Non-Digital Scarf	The Sponsored Segments Division
Regular Pepper	Division 17
Suzie	NormalGood Division
Completely Normal Detective, Normster Cut	Normal seal
Best Selling Book	Host
Fuser	Host
Construction Tile #2	Host
Automatic Binding Brick Used For Modeling Metaphors In Work Meetings	ACRONYM
Innocuous Symbol In The English Language That Is Only Used Accordingly	Host
Non-Devious And Nearly Completely Identical To Flavorless Pastry Treat	Awsoowuttioawisazo
	Normal seal
Nonfictional Historic Figure	Division 17
Sail	NormalGood Division
Professional Athelete	Division 17
Stop Sign	The Perfect Business Team
Head Of Anything That Is Not A Vegetable	NormalGood Division
Photograph	Checkpoint Division
David Nutshell Sr,	Normal seal
Regular Cat	The Perfect Business Team
Music Creating Object	Host
Found Relatively New Product	Normal seal
Oak	The Perfect Business Team
Condiment Found In Elegant Dining Facilities	Division 17
Touchscreen Flat Device	ACRONYM
Singularballs	The Perfect Business Team
Nurse Hat	Host
Closed Sesame	Host
A Regular Secure Lock That Doesn't Have Any Ideas Of Thievery	The Perfect Business Team
A Lifeless Piece Of Paper	Normal seal
Parallelogram	Mario And Co.
List Of Deeds	Host
Blunt Butter Knife	NormalGood Division
Rolling Pin	awsoowuttiofawmwialo
Artificial Intelligent Lifeform	The Perfect Business Team
Sergeant Knight	Mario And Co.
Inanimate Sketch Of A Business Model	The Perfect Business Team
Solid Material	Ostap Inc.
Galma, The Normal And Non Shadowy Creature	Host
Userbox With A Completely Neutral Opinion On Socks	The Perfect Business Team
nobody really knows what this is	awsoowuttiofawmwialo
Non Monochrome Strawberry	Division 17
The Literal Sun In The Sky Im Not Kidding Oh My God	Division 17
T Series Youtube Channel	Medium Hangers Inc.
Tomato	Division 17
Middle Aged Legal Stickler Fingers	Error Neutralization Division
Terra (Indentified)	Mario And Co.
THE MODERATELY SIZED CHEESE	The Perfect Business Crew
A Computer	Mario And Co.
Regular Guy Who Does Not Eat Wikis	Error Neutralization Division
The Wiki Machine (outlaw)	Error Neutralization Division
TheOrdinary27	Error Neutralization Division
you know the guy	awsoowuttiofawmwialo
A Rock In The Ground (Not Possessed By Any Spirit Of Sorts)	awsoowuttiofawmwialo
Normal Woman	The Perfect Business Team
Traffic Sign	The Perfect Business Team
I.F.O	Host
A polite artistic tribute to the Normal Camp 2	Normal seal
Oh Okay	The Perfect Business group
[THE INCOGNIZANCER]	Host
Pinniped Seal	N/A	Alive	Currently Stationed At Toba Aquarium And Enjoying Life

Teams

ACRONYM

• Tin Of Flavourless Grain Based Sustenance
• Automatic Binding Brick Used For Modeling Metaphors In Work Meetings
• Touchscreen Flat Device

A-Corp

• Pen That Is Satisfied With Any Placement It Receives In Life (83rd)
• Completely normal and non-magical creature also known as Android (97th)

Anyone Who’s Skipped Out On Work Understands That the Idea of Anybody Who Misses Work Is a Lazy One

• Flavourless Pastry Treat
• Rolling Pin
• nobody really knows what this is
• that thing
• A Rock In The Ground (Not Possessed By Any Spirit Of Sorts)
• Non-Devious And Nearly Completely Identical To Flavorless Pastry Treat _{(Assignment 2-4)}
• A Normal Employee and NOT AN INTANGIBLE CONCEPT THAT DEPICTS OR DESCRIBES AND EVENT THAT BRINGS ABOUT THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE (69th)
• Medical Doctor's Bowl (93rd)
• Law Abiding Mug (94th)

Checkpoint Division

• Photograph
• Folder Of Images, Videos, Pieces Of Text, Etc., That Is Copied And Spread Rapidly By Internet Users, Often With Slight Variations. (81st)
• Mark Edward Fischbach (102nd) _{(Assignment 4 onwards)}

Normal seal

• Bean That Has Sprouted
• Target
• Completely Normal Detective, Normster Cut
• Non-Devious And Nearly Completely Identical To Flavorless Pastry Treat _{(Assignment 4 onwards)}
• David Nutshell Sr,
• Found Relatively New Product
• A Lifeless Piece Of Paper
• A polite artistic tribute to the Normal Camp 2
• Regular Referee (69th)
• Non-Flavored Food Stick (83rd)
• Font Regular (83rd)

NormalGood

• Iphone
• Completely Normal And Non Magical Lifeform, Faisy
• Sail
• Head Of Anything That Is Not A Vegetable
• Blunt Butter Knife
• Kumon (82nd)

Host

• 9150625
• Best Selling Book
• Fuser
• Construction Tile #2
• Innocuous Symbol In The English Language That Is Only Used Accordingly
• Music Creating Object
• Nurse Hat
• Closed Sesame
• List Of Deeds
• Galma, The Normal And Non Shadowy Creature
• I.F.O.
• [THE INCOGNIZANCER]

This Division Is Professional

• Bacon Cola (83rd)
• The Joker (91st)

Medium Hangers Inc.

• T Series Youtube Channel
• Construction Tile Not Used To Play Frivolous Games (67th)

Division 17

• Big Boy Signature Hamburger
• Regular Pepper
• Nonfictional Historic Figure
• Professional Athlete
• Condiments Found In Elegant Dining Facilities
• Non Monochrome Strawberry
• The Literal Sun In The Sky Im Not Kidding Oh My God
• Tomato
• Regular Jigsaw Piece (67th)
• Bowl Of Flavorless And Inconspicuous Soup (77th)
• Circle (83rd)

Mario And Co.

• Parallelogram
• Sargent Knight
• Terra (Identified)
• A Computer
• Ball (73rd)
• Normal And Completely Biologically Possible Sapient Creature (83rd)

Ostap Inc.

• Solid Material
• Crayon (72nd)
• John Ostap (73rd)
• Flavorless Meat (73rd)
• Wrecking Ball Used For Demolition (90th)
• A man from the residence of Staff Island (96th)

The Perfect Business Team

• Stop Sign
• Regular Cat
• Oak
• Singularball
• A Regular Secure Lock That Doesn't Have Any Ideas Of Thievery
• Android
• Inanimate Sketch Of A Business Model
• Userbox With A Completely Neutral Opinion On Socks
• THE MODERATELY SIZED CHEESE
• Normal Woman
• Traffic Sign
• Oh Okay

The Sponsored Segments Division

• Completely Normal And Non-Digital Scarf
• Advertisement (79th)
• Jar Of Inconspicuous And Flavorless Crunchy Vegetable Sticks (79th)
• A Normal Employee That Just So Happens To Wear All-Black Clothing (83rd)
• Non State Specific Souvenir Cup (95th)

Legal Employees

• Plastic Bowl (69th)
• Copyright (91st)

The Lawful, The Lawful, The Lawful, and The Lawful... and Lawful

• @Normal_Camp_2_Help_Desk
• Carl
• =CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. DO NOT RESEARCH ENTITY FURTHER.=
• TheRegular27
• Untitled (76th)

Trivia

• This is the first iteration of the The Normal Camp to feature a triple-digit number of employees.
• The characters of Solid Material, Flavourless Pastry Treat, Android, and SCP-055 all are returning employees from the previous iteration.
• This is the first iteration of The Normal Camp where the assignments have official designation titles.
• There are a handful of lost employees who didn't end up applying for The Normal Camp 2 due to us having “slight issues” with the way they presented themselves on their resume. They have been promptly dealt with.

See also

• Explain
• Explain/The Normal Camp 2
• Analysis